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Mar 28 '09 by abhorsen.
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People are jerks.

When I was at Wal-Mart earlier tonight, I accidentally bumped into this chick when we were both rounding corners. She just said, "Girl, yo bettah move yo ugly ass self outta my way."

What the hell.

iPear on Mar 28 '09 at 11:42pm

the problem here lies in the fact that you were in Wal-Mart, dude.

abhorsen. on Mar 28 '09 at 11:43pm

True that. Go there at 3 in the morning. You will never see so many barefoot kids in your life.

canceromega on Mar 28 '09 at 11:43pm

That's why you need a posse full of Latina chicks. Everyone knows better than to mess with Latinas.

ofthecoast on Mar 28 '09 at 11:44pm

or a posse of Kelsi and Anna's. no one would eff with that, either.

abhorsen. on Mar 28 '09 at 11:48pm

Also during my journey to Wal-Mart, a little girl asked me if I was a gangbanger when she saw the tattoos on my arm.

iPear on Mar 28 '09 at 11:49pm

Usually if it's 3 AM and I'm still awake, I'm probably not awake hanging out at Wal Mart.... becuase I'm on the internet, on threadless/

professorE on Mar 28 '09 at 11:50pm

I blame the reality shows.

iPear on Mar 28 '09 at 11:50pm

are you making up wal mart stories to impress Kelsi and Anna into them inviting you to join their gang?

ofthecoast on Mar 28 '09 at 11:51pm

Unless her name is Kelsi or Anna she's not invited.

iPear on Mar 28 '09 at 11:52pm

Do you have purple clothes?

abhorsen. on Mar 28 '09 at 11:52pm

Uhhh, nope. Sometimes I actually do go to Wal-Mart at 3 am.

iPear on Mar 28 '09 at 11:53pm

there's this super wal mart that's like 15 minutes away in Maryland. sometimes when we used to get bored, me and my friends would go there and look at clock radios.

professorE on Mar 28 '09 at 11:55pm

Seriously, though. People watch these idiots on reality shows pitted against each other and think that's the way we are supposed to act as a society. It's truly sad.

/old man rant

abhorsen. on Mar 29 '09 at 12:00am

Society is pretty disheartening at times.

emilymmkay on Mar 29 '09 at 12:03am

What the hell.

iPear on Mar 29 '09 at 12:03am

these people are okay to laugh at, holmes.

SnakeMan on Mar 29 '09 at 12:04am

ofthecoast on Mar 28 '09 at 11:44pm

or a posse of Kelsi and Anna's. no one would eff with that, either.

i totally would.

canceromega on Mar 29 '09 at 12:05am

Get your dukes up, man!

iPear on Mar 29 '09 at 12:06am

man, people are so defensive, I would've laughed at her, and then got an icee. but then again, you don't know who gots a heater nowadays, she could've capped you. word.

abhorsen. on Mar 29 '09 at 12:07am

She was fucking huge. Like....the size of a Geo Metro. No lie.

iPear on Mar 29 '09 at 12:08am

which means her hand would have probably gotten stuck in her pocket while she tried to reach for her Mac 9, you could've cut that bitch so hard.

emilymmkay on Mar 29 '09 at 12:09am

149.4 " x 54.7 " x 62.6 " ?

emilymmkay on Mar 29 '09 at 12:09am

I mean

^.^

SnakeMan on Mar 29 '09 at 12:10am

i would have whipped it out.

iPear on Mar 29 '09 at 12:11am

one time, I killed a bitch with one of those price scanners at the check out line.

she never messed with me again, because she were deads.

jpiatt on Mar 29 '09 at 12:11am

this nice man that I met at Wal-Mart wasn't a jerk

emilymmkay on Mar 29 '09 at 12:13am

they give the greeters at WalMart a big budget for uniforms, it seems.

Arrow08 on Mar 29 '09 at 12:14am

I learned that you should never let someone else's negativity piss you off, that's their trip and you should laugh to yourself that someone gets that fucked up over bumping into you. Life is too short and full of real shit to waste it being pissed. Fucking smile.

iPear on Mar 29 '09 at 12:15am

I agree with Arrow. except he forgot the part about being violent, and fucking shit up.

Arrow08 on Mar 29 '09 at 12:17am

oh yea, shit I forgot about that, kill shit, that always helps me feel better about going a mile near walmart.

Arrow08 on Mar 29 '09 at 12:18am

I heard walmart is like the dmv in reaper,

Arrow08 on Mar 29 '09 at 12:19am

minus Gladys

iPear on Mar 29 '09 at 12:20am

wreck shit up dude! you can join my gang if you want, I'll hook you up with a Hockey Stick.

jpiatt on Mar 29 '09 at 12:22am

The only appropriate response to someone saying something like "Girl, yo bettah move yo ugly ass self outta my way." is a swift kick to the cunt.

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