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mikefalzone
mikefalzone aka Mike Falzone is a 27.6 year old boy, has been a member since May 14, 2008, has scored 584 submissions, giving an average score of 2.71, helping 7 designs get printed.
Who would win in a fight between Grimace and The Hamburglar?

I have my own opinions...but I'd like to hear what you have to say first...as to not influence anyone's decision.

squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Sep 17 '08 at 9:29am
I think once Grimace falls down, he's not getting up again.
mikefalzone
mikefalzone on Sep 17 '08 at 9:30am
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 17 '08 at 9:30am
Hamburgler has speed and finesse.



Grimace is purple.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 17 '08 at 9:35am
but Grimace is so mysterious... not much is known of his origin. One things for sure though, he is a devoted minion of Ronald... willing to answer to his every demand with "Duh, yeah Ronald!" He's probably the muscle.



Whereas the Hamburglar is just a one trick pony. He does one thing and one thing only, steal hamburgers. The man knows nothing about combat, otherwise he wouldn't try being so sneaky all the time.



Rockslide
   Rockslide on Sep 17 '08 at 9:39am
I'm assuming Grimace is from that same race as Kirby from the Nintendo games. So obviously in a fight his mouth would extend to a diameter of about six feet and he would inhale the Hamburglar which would in turn banish him to a netherworld of pain and despair where he would slowly drive himself insane.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 17 '08 at 9:44am
What's that bird girl's name?



I wonder if her and grimace ever hooked up
Rockslide
   Rockslide on Sep 17 '08 at 9:45am
Early Bird. Maybe she could fight Mayor McCheese or the McNuggets.
squatterjohn
squatterjohn on Sep 17 '08 at 9:45am
Birdie.
Rockslide
   Rockslide on Sep 17 '08 at 9:46am
Although I guess the McNuggets would obviously fight the Fry Guys.
moguesy
moguesy on Sep 17 '08 at 9:47am
hamburglar!!! because he's an ex-con--and you know he's been working on his shanking skills
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 17 '08 at 9:52am
The fry guys are demons sent to pose as bushes and consume landscapers
Wiffler
Wiffler on Sep 17 '08 at 9:56am
Grimace is a pussy!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 17 '08 at 9:57am
Link Design
Link Design on Sep 17 '08 at 9:59am
I have sextual orientation speculations about Grimace...
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