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mikefalzone aka Mike Falzone is a 27.6 year old boy, has been a member since May 14, 2008, has scored 584 submissions, giving an average score of 2.71, helping 7 designs get printed.

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Sep 15 '08 by mikefalzone
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If I was to rob a bank...

If I was to rob a bank I would use the F word A LOT.
Just slightly more than that one guy in Forrest Gump did. I'd also end my speech with something like...

"CHEESE FLAVORED ELEPHANTS!"
...so people would know that I was crazy and could snap at any moment.

what about you?

Tonteau on Sep 15 '08 at 10:59am

I'd use a tunnel. I'm getting too old for waving guns and shouting.

Tess Fondie on Sep 15 '08 at 11:02am

I would be on Tonteau's team. Busting in and getting out without anyone realizing is way cooler than waving a gun in innocent people's faces

professorE on Sep 15 '08 at 11:02am

Dude, it's all about identity theft these days.

mikefalzone on Sep 15 '08 at 11:04am

tonteau...

while i still have my youth....ill shout with the best of them...but if that falls through..PLEASE keep your cell on...because im going to be calling you for ideas.

Malcolm Man on Sep 15 '08 at 11:06am

I'd dress up 1920's attire and have an old tommy automatic. I'd also acquire an old model T for my get away car which would probably break down about two blocks down the road.

I wouldn't swear. I'd be very polite and then shoot somebody so that they new I was serious.

I'd only shoot off a pinky finger though.

MelloRuff on Sep 15 '08 at 11:06am

Orange Jumpsuits? Hmmm, not my color.

Tonteau on Sep 15 '08 at 11:06am

You're in, Tess. How's your safe cracking?

littlem on Sep 15 '08 at 11:07am

i would just say i'm a hooker and that the bank owes me for a lot of tricks and services over the years.

Malcolm Man on Sep 15 '08 at 11:08am

Annie will be my accomplice.

Robsoul on Sep 15 '08 at 11:09am

be careful, under the patriot act you could be preemptively arrested for even pondering upon these thoughts.

Tess Fondie on Sep 15 '08 at 11:11am

I'm better at being the distraction or inside woman- i know a great guy for explosives too

Malcolm Man on Sep 15 '08 at 11:12am

It's okay. I wouldn't mind going to jail with Annie, cause we would share a cell.

tracerbullet on Sep 15 '08 at 11:13am

make sure you cover your bum when annie's around, malcolm

Malcolm Man on Sep 15 '08 at 11:19am

butt plug.

mikefalzone on Sep 15 '08 at 11:22am

butt plug and ski mask....both VERY important to the bank robbing process.

littlem on Sep 15 '08 at 11:23am

hahahahah

jayrawz on Sep 15 '08 at 11:45am

butt plug and ski mask bank robbers = FAIL.. haha

mikefalzone on Sep 15 '08 at 11:52am

hey jay...you bank rob the way YOU want...and we'll bank rob the way WE want. Deal?

Do you mean to tel me that if i help a butt plug in front of your face...you wouldn't give me all of you money?

jayrawz on Sep 15 '08 at 12:11pm

just the thought of u doing that makes me wanna reach for my wallet

jayrawz on Sep 15 '08 at 12:12pm

jeez... wutever happened to guns and anger?

professorE on Sep 15 '08 at 12:13pm

I just Googled "butt plug ski mask" and surprisingly few images came up. None that incorporated both, at least...

jayrawz on Sep 15 '08 at 12:17pm

dildo robber

mikefalzone on Sep 15 '08 at 12:37pm

Yet....professorE....yet

jayrawz on Sep 15 '08 at 12:37pm

ya.. just wait till im drunk this weekend..

mikefalzone on Sep 16 '08 at 8:37am

im not sure if that is a good way to approach this kind of situation.

you're gonna wanna be sober.

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