remember thomas kinkade?


well, after decades of putting the bitch back in kitsch he's decided he needs a movie about how amazing he is.



and of course, Jared Padalecki from Supernatural is playing none other than Thomas Kinkade himself.

yeah, because he totally looks like that awkward mustached dude above. I'm sure thomas kinkade used to be 6'5 and ripped, and he just shrunk and got weird looking with age.

but this chicken might be the best idea in toddler programming. ever.

and i love it.

Apparently a random 18 foot fork showed up in Pasadena this week


"It turns out the fork is an elaborate - and expensive - birthday prank in honor of the 75th birthday of Bob Stane, founder of the Ice House comedy club, who now owns the Coffee Gallery Backstage in Altadena.

"Stane confirmed that his friends, in full Caltrans uniform complete with helmets and lights, dug the hole "in dead of night."

link

i love everything about this. especially the part where a group of men in their 70s install a giant fork while sporting fake uniforms

i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
and now that I'm grown i eat five dozen eggs
so I'm roughly the size of a barge.

but what happened to Ace of Base?

this was my jam when i was 7.

people asked me to post a while ago, so idk if you still want em, but here they are!
bridal party!

for some reason, i really like the awkward ones haha


again I love the awk

serious pic

cake

white chocolate cinderella slippers :)

scoping my new bling
so yeah! and here are a ton more!
haha i hope this isn't too annoying :)
ps i'm going to start blogging again now that i graduated from college and wedding craziness is over!

UPDATE 12/11
yes, this is still happening. confirm if you still want one


Disney Princess Smitten Kitten..................................................disney shakethesheets

disney martiandrivein............................................. disney stubby

Disney squeegebeckenheim ............................................. disney tess

Disney canceromega................................................... disney lordog

disney ytfelmi and her daughter....................................... disney villain jayrawz

kookaberry in Mulan battle armor......................................ipear, obvi

disney daddydom.......................................ladykat and her husband

loserbeech in princess dress and tiara.......................................... Shibby as a princess

disney chengui...................................................disney mr. anon full

disney sleepyfeet......................................................disney jet approves

Jebbie as Alice ..................................................disneyneon samurai

disney trindli (lip ring is there, just faint!)..................................... disney twiggyhall

fatpigeon! (con amigos)......................................... mz kat-ii as jasmine

Parasitemite............................................................bcrider's babies

disney straw8erry333..........................................daniel san

disney jem (regular and zombie)..................................... disney naked natey

helladelightful.........................................................jstumpenhorst

staffell..........................................................................tracerbullet

goldenspatula as snow white

kirsten and puti

xnarx

the to do list (20): (those bolded have confirmed they still want one and will be priority)
bobob, Kokochiyoi, maltz, 5napple, marblecargirl, WarDrobeInSpareOom (as Aurora), jeremy and torasteeben (dancing in love together). margolove, goldensara (with wand), phones, cp as Aurora, frickinawesome (wizard), tobasco, jublin as ursula. Madshadow (color), Imxyour_rushmore, timscribble (with wife), krokun (dragon/dragon slayer...), phiffer, twoonebee( mufasa)

I accidently hijacked ytfelmi's tooth fairy blog so I am making this one as to not distract from her adorable daughter further.

Disney's The Princess and the Frog (formerly "The Frog Princess") comes out Christmas 2009


Disney's Rapunzel (formerly "Rapunzel Unbraided")comes out Christmas 2010.

we will now talk about them

ps I'm sorry if blogs about these have been made a million times.