Profile for downtownregis - when i was a lad

downtownregis aka Kelly is a 22.97 year old girl, has been a member since May 12, 2008, has scored 394 submissions, giving an average score of 2.87.

Oct 28 '09 by downtownregis

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when i was a lad

i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
and now that I'm grown i eat five dozen eggs
so I'm roughly the size of a barge.

iPear on Oct 28 '09 at 6:24pm

I think I went to school with that guy.

Talking To The Ground on Oct 28 '09 at 6:26pm

Yea, he was a jerk... Stole my power rangers lunch box from me in 2nd grade...

mike bautista on Oct 28 '09 at 6:32pm

I always thought Gaston and that bad guy from Tarzan were related because they were both douchebags and they both died Alan Rickman style from Die Hard.

mike bautista on Oct 28 '09 at 6:32pm

Oh wait, the bad guy from Tarzan only went half-way kinda. But he was still a dick.

downtownregis on Oct 28 '09 at 6:36pm

i always thought scar and jafar were related because they both look like andreas deja

I'm like 90% sure he just draws himself when disney asks him to create a character

Khol on Oct 28 '09 at 6:50pm

Beast has been making recurring appearances in my dreams as of late.
One time we were even married.

mike bautista on Oct 28 '09 at 6:51pm

I remember watching the end of Beauty and the Beast, and when Beast turned into a human, I was like, "eww dude. You don't look awesome anymore."

downtownregis on Oct 28 '09 at 6:53pm

GIRL

did you hit up that library?

also, Mike, i hate that the beast's real name is listed as "Adam". um, wtf? Prince Adam? loser.

mike bautista on Oct 28 '09 at 6:56pm

"uuhhh. Hi... I'm Adam...?"

I need to see Beauty and the Beast again. I think I still have it on VHS.

B 7 on Oct 28 '09 at 7:01pm

mike bautista on Oct 28 '09 at 6:51pm
I remember watching the end of Beauty and the Beast, and when Beast turned into a human, I was like, "eww dude. You don't look awesome anymore."

yes. this.

squatterjohn on Oct 28 '09 at 7:01pm

This is one of my favourite Disney songs ever.

Khol on Oct 28 '09 at 7:01pm

Gurl! You know that library was a major feature in my dream.
...although, we were in the library and he had just gotten out of the shower...but! It wasn't a dirty dream. It was just weird. I was like, "Hey, Beast, my husband, you ready for bed?" and he was like "Hey, Khol, my wife, check out my books" and I was like "o_O"

B 7 on Oct 28 '09 at 7:03pm

:O!

mike bautista on Oct 28 '09 at 7:03pm

Whoa I don't even remember a light saber mirror.

I really need to watch again.

I remember a mechanical spider though.

Khol on Oct 28 '09 at 7:03pm

Also, every time he's my dream he keeps shifting back and forth between his human form and his beast form. But I always refer to him as Beast in them.

mike bautista on Oct 28 '09 at 7:03pm

Hahahaha Khol.

squatterjohn on Oct 28 '09 at 7:04pm

Do you know before Hugh Jackman was Wolverine he used to do musicals in Australia?

mike bautista on Oct 28 '09 at 7:05pm

Hugh Jackman doesn't know how to hug people.

Khol on Oct 28 '09 at 7:07pm

Also also, Prince Eric is best looking Disney prince ever.

Totally pwns

Also, Hugh Jackman still does musicals.

Khol on Oct 28 '09 at 7:08pm

I need to stop with the also's.

downtownregis on Oct 28 '09 at 7:08pm

OMG THAT IS NOT HUGH JACKMAN I JUST JIZZED EVERYWHERE. HE IS SO HOT AND HE ALSO LIKES DISNEY??!! NO WAY.

(sorry to my husband)

downtownregis on Oct 28 '09 at 7:09pm

prince eric is hot but i'm all over aladdin. he's rugged and streetwise and dangerous. and tan. and shirtless.

Khol on Oct 28 '09 at 7:12pm

Yeah, Aladdin was pretty dreamy too. Especially since I also had a crush on Steve from Full House and it was the same voice.

I always thought that Prince Philip looked like such a pansy

What a shame since Princess Aurora was gorgeous.

mike bautista on Oct 28 '09 at 7:13pm

I JUST JIZZED EVERYWHERE.

Oh man I just laughed everywhere.

ginetteginette on Oct 28 '09 at 7:15pm

best looking disney prince

downtownregis on Oct 28 '09 at 7:15pm

shang from mulan? hot.

Khol on Oct 28 '09 at 7:28pm

I just came across this hilarious site with their rating of the Disney prince's.

Their images are so awkward.

Cpt. John Smith

Prince Philip

My childhood!

mike bautista on Oct 28 '09 at 7:29pm

I am now 100% assured that the internet has anything and everything.

downtownregis on Oct 28 '09 at 7:32pm

lol at eric being the top prince. and that my husband and i already have eric and ariel costumes planned for halloween. im so getting me some prince eric saturday night

iPear on Oct 28 '09 at 7:34pm

woah, girlcreepy khol. super girlcreepy.

outline on Oct 28 '09 at 7:36pm

steve once showed me pornographic images of robin hood.

i called the fuzz on him, because he stole my childhood :(

outline on Oct 28 '09 at 7:38pm

REALOL

Khol on Oct 28 '09 at 7:44pm

It's not creepy if I leave the door open, Omair!

Also, I really don't get why Orlando Bloom is considered to be on of the princes, let alone, why he would be ranked as one of the better looking ones.
And why in the world does Price Philip have a belt around his arm?

outline on Oct 28 '09 at 7:48pm

i wonder where the rest of that raccoon is....?

Goldendust on Oct 28 '09 at 7:49pm

I have a crush on Lumiere. I'm sure I have mentioned this before... but it still stands. I'm in love with a candlestick.

downtownregis on Oct 28 '09 at 7:57pm

oh man.

lion foreplay? so hot.

squatterjohn on Oct 28 '09 at 7:59pm

How did Lumiere look when he turned human? I've completely forgotten how any of the characters turned out because they're all so much better in beast/household object form. That's why all the sequels were actually midquels. No one wants to see a story about a human beast and human teapot lady.

downtownregis on Oct 28 '09 at 8:02pm

Lumiere was def not as suave as a human. he looked pretty goofy.

squatterjohn on Oct 28 '09 at 8:04pm