Were all gonna die.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I am undressing you with my mind.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I got this on one of them internets.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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I only come out at night... meaning that this text is pointless.
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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If you can read this then it isn't dark.
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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This expression means I am judging you.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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Meh, itll do.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I make more money than you can spend.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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Caution: do not use whilst sleeping.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Caution - may contain nuts.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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My computer beat me at chess, so I beat it at kickboxing.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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A bigger kid told me to do it
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Im just $1,000,000 from being a millionaire.
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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men women love love women
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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DONT PANIC.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
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Its a slow metabolism.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Live on the edge. Run with scissors.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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I wont ever: give you up, let you down, turn around or desert you
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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I work in IT. Please dont hit me.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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There are 7 ninjas in this room.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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As nervous as a short nun in a penguin shoot.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Even my shirt is wireless.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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