So Shob,
This is a new one for me
I've never utterly owned someone to the point where they felt their only avenue of salvation was to try to be me!
But its almost not even your fault, you just kept on tryin to stay in the fight w/ your halfwit bullshit, but at the end of the day its simple
You're just not all that intelligent, and I dont mean that in a "you're an uneducated high school dropout" sorta way, completely the opposite in fact
you sir, have hit your ceiling
intelligence shows itself in random conversation more than most people realize, in fact some of the people here I bicker w/ the most are obviously very bright(ok. I'll stroke your ego's.Ginette,Ladrones,Idan) thats what makes it interesting. A formidable foe, If you will.
but with you I get what my 14 year old self might say

"You suck, You work at Mcdonalds"
"Loser, No life, Moms basement, every cliche internet insult ever, blah blah fucking blah"

but I will say kudos on thinking outside the box, I guess it's like the old saying goes, " If you can't beat 'em, be 'em"

but like I said, its not your fault, you just weren't given the tools
Sorry, some of us got lucky and some didn't *violin*

So life goes on, and I will stand here holding my outstretched hand on your forehead as you swing away wildly like a child, never even coming close to landing a blow
And I will chuckle at how adorable it is that you actually think you got over on me.


Stan Gable, Accept No Substitutes

Yes, I know I'm the neighborhood dickhead
and to be honest I'm completely comfortable with it. The way I figure someone has to do it. This site is like Pleasantville. Somehow in an internet full of czech torture videos(I know a good site) and more thai scat porn than you can shake a stick at, this place is fuckin Candyland
but I appreciate that and I'm not just trying to shit in the pool, but I don't mind spicing things up a bit. Its no fun to read 40 posts that say

love it!!!
I'd buy it
$5

and when I see a design that I find absolutely terrible why the hell can I not say it. I post little positive shit on designs I like, but any negativity whatsoever gets you crucified here
Admittedly, I go a little over the top sometimes like when I come home from the bar and start ranting
ala the "Ginette Psyche Explained by a Douchebag" blog(in Ginettes blog archives if ur that interested)
but just as Foreman needed Casey Kelso, everyone needs an asshole around
So, I will be the Steve Polychronopolous of Threadless
but I will atleast try to 86 the venom and keep it mildly clever


Stan Gable