emeraldtome
emeraldtome aka Emerald Willow is a girl, has been a member since May 8, 2008, has scored 2481 submissions, giving an average score of 1.37.
This is my formal T-shirt.
of 47 votes, 34% like it
My pen is mightier than the sword. It's got a laser.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
I have talents. I'm just not aware of them.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
I'm not with the band. (But I'm cool anyway.)
of 47 votes, 21% like it
Books: No electricity required.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
They say Jesus touches everyone... that's a tad creepy.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
Daydreamer: Please remove from path of speeding vehicles.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
<SARCASM> That's Fan-frickety-tastic! </SARCASM>
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Keep the drama on the stage.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
As a matter of fact, yes, I do own a titanium spork.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
Punctuation: It makes things, you know, CLEAR.
of 44 votes, 32% like it
Perfection is boring. Weirdness is interesting.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
Smile. It makes people REALLY suspicious.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
If wearer is unconscious, administer caffeine immediately.
of 44 votes, 36% like it
Artist: Please feed
of 44 votes, 25% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Air Guitar: You know you do it sometimes.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
Creative. Curious. Crazy.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
Disclaimer: Things said not necessarily meant.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
Easily distracted, do not distrac....
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Green is Gorgeous
of 43 votes, 14% like it
I love the internet, but it scares me.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
I was Extra #3 in that hit movie!
of 43 votes, 14% like it
I'm just as obnoxious in person as I am online!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
Just stop talking. Really, just stop.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Member of the Platypus Appreciation Society
of 41 votes, 17% like it
Outside? What's...outside?
of 43 votes, 16% like it
Remember to look at the sky occasionally.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
Sarcasm: Don'tcha just love it!
of 45 votes, 18% like it
Some call me apathetic, but to them I say, "Meh"
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Three guys try to walk into a bar. Problem: the bar is 7' high.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Vitaly Chernobyl and the Meltdowns
of 41 votes, 5% like it
What, you don't recognize me? ...Actually, that's a good thing.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
When you're not looking, this is a joke in Ancient Greek.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Why I love to procrastinate: 1.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Why yes, this shirt IS covered in cat hair.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
Wonderful, weird, whimsical, and other things that start with W.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
WWW: World Wide Waste of Time
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Your standards don't apply to me, sorry.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

My designs
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All about me
Total Mac geek, I love P-shop, Final Cut and the rest of Production Suite, my Powermac G5... Love good design, language jokes, etc.
I speak Spanish, pretty well, not perfectly. I love fantasy and sci-fi. I read manga, Anguished English (which makes fun of spelling and grammar errors), lots of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. (Gaiman, as in, The Sandman, which is truly awesome and gorgeous.)

Pet Peeves/Things to watch out for:
1. Bad spelling and grammar. (If you do it by accident or to make a point, fine. Otherwise, it just looks dumb, which by the way, is spelled d-u-m-b. And please make use of the apostrophe.)
2. Comments that don't have any information in them. Saying "I don't like it" is unhelpful. You might as well not say anything.
3. Designs that are just, I hate to say it, ugly. Sometimes it's obvious that a lot of work has gone into it (very good shading, etc.) and it's just not aesthetically pleasing. It's unfortunate.

I'm perfectly happy to critique almost any design and very open to suggestions about mine. I'm here because I love art and t-shirts and Threadless in general.

There's so much talent here and so many great designs. I don't know if I can ever compete with all of this....
Update: Aug 18, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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