shaynie
aka shay is a 25.61 year old girl, has been a member since May 7, 2008, has scored 803 submissions, giving an average score of 2.60.
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Bourgeoisie ain't got nothing on me.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You had me at annoying.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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A simile is like a metaphor with too many words.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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It is the east! And Juliet is the...Wait. What's my motivation?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Wanted: Girl Friday. Duties: Unspecified.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Face the music. From a distance (seriously. It's loud.)
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Coffee, free with every screenplay served.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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My quarter-life crisis beats out your imposter syndrome.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Fear my quarter life crisis.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I spoiled myself.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Esoterics do it in weird places.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Vices are for cool kids.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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My civil union is stronger than your marriage.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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My tarot cards tell the future.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I believe everything the voices tell me.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Esôterikos
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I can serve coffee with my screenplay.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Predestination is the easiest way to avoid culpability.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Predestination: absolving culpability since 1564.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Occam's Razor: Knowing that people are crazier than squirrels.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Another day. Another $5.55 thanks to taxes.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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ARG: Alternate your reality.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Avoiding culpability one predestinative future at a time.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Certified Fence Sitter.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Darwin harshes my post-evolutionary theory.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Darwin harshes my pre-evolutionary theory.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Fence Sitter. Will weigh all options for fee.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Freeter: Looking for Work as long as it doesn't pay.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Hurrah! Really. That's the last one. (small: Hurrah!)
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I can bluff without sunglasses.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I listen to the man on the radio (he tells me to buy things)
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I'm stuperdivising.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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It is pitch dark. You should leave before you get eaten by a grue
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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It's all Ἑλλην&
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Like father. Like illegitimate children.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Madness is much more related than my family thinks.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Millennials do it on computers.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Seven Deadly Sins:
-Lust
-Greed
-Envy
-That other stuff
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Tarot tell the future
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Tarot tells the future.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The shadows are real. Plato said so.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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To do:
Breath
Eat
Sleep
Survive zombie takeover
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Turn the camp up to TEN.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Two Roads Diverge in the Woods: I'm still deciding where to go.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Txting is 4 stup1d p30pl3
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/731144/shaynie
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... She's willing to make it work.
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