im over 9000!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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faeries can breathe fire
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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i'm not opposed to this shirt coming off
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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some people ask why? but i ask does this come in silver?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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insert josh groban song
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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this is pornography
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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my range of comedic stature is far beyond your understanding
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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i inform information to the government. i'm telling on you
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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the leading cause babies is love making
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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post life is a form of death
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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i'm blind, so if i am staring at you, no i'm not
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Practicality forms when stuff becomes known by skill of tangerine
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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why would someone ever stab in the dark? wait until you can see
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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if you are reading this... peninsula
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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they call me number 1
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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they call me number 1
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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i would be cooler if my name was Thor, god of thunder
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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hello, i do not have crabs
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i've noticed that big explosions always go boom
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i have a pet rhino
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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he gets on his knees --->
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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i'm an up and coming star. just look me up on google
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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we didnt start the fire but we may hav had somethin 2 do with it
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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i have a birthmark shaped like a sarcophagus
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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i play on nothing less than insane
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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i can go super saiyan 5
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I am a registered Ninja
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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i don't like repeating myself. i'm not going to be redundant
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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middlename is my middle name
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Mutually
Assured
Destruction...
it's MAD
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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i'd wax and wane you like the moon
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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you are an epic failure
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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i want to see a rhino wrestle a hippopotamus
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Hello Brian, how are you doing today?
(this will freak brian out
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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alliteration always acts as an crocodile
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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60% of all people are bad with percentages, the other half are ok
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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today yesterday will be of tomorrow
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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*nuclear explosion*
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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my most vivid memory is of you reading this shirt
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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9 out of every 8 people do not understand ratios
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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my unicorn could beat your flame lizard
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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i wonder what would happen if a skittle brawled with an m&m
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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the plural of walrus is walrii
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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i want to ride an emu
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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if i had $1000000 for every friend you had, i'd still be poor :(
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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sex lasts a moment.
genital herpes doesn't... :(
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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crazotic: when crazy meets chaotic
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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this shirt reads bodies... we have to take our clothes off first
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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i will use my starburst weaponry . they are sharp fruity goodness
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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i try to stay hip wit all the new jams yo
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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i enjoy juice-boxes on a fine thursday night
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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i'm wearing a man-thong...
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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igloos are where the eskimos lay their eggs
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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i don't not love double negatives
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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if i had a rhino... he would be charging at you right now
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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wanna play ping-pong?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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i use my ti-84 on a daily basis
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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if you have any graph paper i could show you the answer
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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i'm such a fishmonger
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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I lurk in day light
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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if i had a.d.d. would i be able to... hey, what a cute puppy
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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want to know what i stash under here?
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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if you were a cancer i would want to have it
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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i'm so fly
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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i <3 momos
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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my endocrine senses are tingling
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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feel free to ask questions. if ur attractive, wuts your # will do
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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A maybe from you is like a yes from God (pick up line ;])
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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i am now gracing you with my presence
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I bellow at the moon on a nightly basis
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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life is like a sword, you never know where you will stab at next
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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<front> blink once
<back> thats how ninja sly i am
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Tha75 L337 y0
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Beware of Dog (arrow pointing down)
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm a new breed of perfection
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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my first wish was you
<genie lamp pic>
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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do you want to see my jelly beans?
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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mine is bigger :)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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i can do a backflip...
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Is this legal? (insert absurd action here)
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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rock... paper... necronic power weapon with abrasive edges
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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indecisive behavior leads to no answer
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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wrapping fiction
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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fate is what you make of it
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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