Absurd ideas ultimately lead to success
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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20/20 vision is wasted on hindsight
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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It is never to early for explosions and war
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I sound better in print than i do in person
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I don't sound as good in print as I do in person
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I like sushi so long as it's cooked properly
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I can't pretend that I'm not excited for the zombie uprising
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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The only thing to fear is fear itself... and zombies
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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Why don't my shirt designs ever get picked?
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I have the strength of a bear that has the strength of two bears
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Expect no mercy during the great robot wars.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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There can be only NONE!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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It's dodgeball time
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I am a cyborg
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Bears will bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I dance like a woman... if she were a man!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Those stupid kids, why did I even bother?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Bring me my monocle, I want to look rich
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The dirt on my shirt means I know how to have fun
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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On the Internet, nobody knows you are a mythical creature
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Evil brings men together.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I base my fashion taste on what does not itch.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Just go with it ok
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Pretend I'm a monster!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Dear Deer, get me a pair of pears.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Dear Deer, I need a pair of pears.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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My art is words
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Creativity is like a purple eagle... you figure it out.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Time is precious and should not be wasted reading silly shirts.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I'm great at reading people... I just don't trust myself.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Ninjas
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This shirt makes me feel like a man
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Pirates
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Time is precious and should not be wasted reading shirts.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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It ain't over till I'm dead!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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He Sled Star (anagram for threadless)
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Guys go to Mars to get more candy bars!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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My "I don't care what happens to this shirt" shirt!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I speak in a “Freedom” accent!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Write a wise saying and your name will live forever- Anonymous
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it-Frank Zappa
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Save the Tobians!
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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My life is like a green screen...
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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It snows every day in hawaii, it just melts before you see it.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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God made green a magical color!
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Front: Hotowai hapungu chirara. Back: Save the Tobians!
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Post-its don't right them selves.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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your not worth a full sente--
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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