Deranged.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I wouldn't trust the mistrusting.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I love dinosaurs, but I wouldn't want to meet one!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Knockers knockers. Hooties there?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Sorry, I'm not naked.
of 16 votes, 38% like it
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Elementary school my dear Watson.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I've been blowing your mind since the dawn of time.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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If I sit hunched over and in the right light, you can see my abs.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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You put the dic in dictionary.
of 13 votes, 46% like it
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Oopsie Poopsie
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I wouldn't trust me.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Fall in love with an earthworm, they have five hearts.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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Did you know that turtles can breathe from their butt?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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The "vampires" in Twilight are NOT vampires.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I don't want to live in a world you don't live in.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Stay Out Of My Microcosm!
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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I like to tell myself I'm great.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I have reflexes of steel...
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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You're pretty and your hair smells good. Can I have some money?
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Today is what you make of it
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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What's up slinky butt?
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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I battle dragonflies.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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I might have rabies.
of 46 votes, 35% like it
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You look silly.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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The bright color of this shirt helps this human attract mates.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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Someday, I'm going to build a flying shark robot.
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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I got my Captain Kirk action figure entwined into my braces once
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I'm not here to help
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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In my previous life, I was immortal.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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Beware: My nipples are ray guns.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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If I had a superpower, it would be to create more superpowers.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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