Just FYI, peeps.

His name is Brooklyn. And he apparently didn't have a serial number, so he was free.



UPDATE: 7 MONTHS!

Perfectly good blog sitting here. Might as well use it.

SHAMELESS PLUG:


This is science, people! All you need is a submission that has been scoring for at least one full day. Post it here, and I will SCIENCE IT, and present you with its TPQ.

TPQ is not based on final score (tho, obviously, there will occasionally be some correlations), and it is not based on any mathematical equation currently in use. THIS IS SCIENCE, NOT MATH. SCIENCE!

FAQ: What does my TPQ mean?

[0.0 - 4.0] Perhaps on December 32.
[4.1 - 5.0] Maybe an April print?
[5.1 - 6.0] Totally printable.
[6.1 - 7.0] Like tomorrow's paper.
[7.1+] FAGGEDABAHDIT!

Any takers?

TPQ TOP 2

1. TPQ 21.2


2. TPQ 19.75


IN THE POT:

This is now the SLOGAN COLLABLOG. Whatever you see here is fair game, unless otherwise indicated. Let me know if you want to have a go at something, and we can put our heads together. Maybe we are a good match! I HAVE SLOGANS. DO YOU HAVE POWERS OF DRAWRING? WE CAN BE FRONDS.

If you have a question, or an idea, or you want to spam me: jaywalker.graphics [at] gmail.com
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My intellect is always taken for granite.

Laughter is infectious. And I am sick of it.

I like to pretend the vacuum is just a very hungry hippo.

Archaeology is just fine, but there's no future in it.

Dear Future Self: I hope you get back in time.

Substitute teachers have no class.

I prefer to be greeted with a firm milkshake. » HELD FOR MUDDYBEATS!

I hoped my thought collection would fetch a better price.

Hospital Delivery Rooms: Too much shouting, not enough pizza.

"Life is more interesting with narration," I thought.

I was an anarchist, but no one ever came to the meetings.

I don't make excuses. It's too hard.

It's funny how these statements never end up being funny.

Relationships are all about compromise. You know I'm right.

I play board games to break the monopoly.

This is not a victory lap. I was really this far behind.

If we separate whites and colors, the haters win.

TAKE A STAND. But please return it when you are finished.

Strangers are just friends we would rather not speak to.

I don't hold a grudge. I throw it like a deadly spear.

My art is so profound, even I don't understand it.

Abbreviation is a long word. Long is a short word. Discuss.

Nothing starts with N.

I have an open door policy. Also, I can't find my stereo.

It's a good thing I learned cursive. I'll need it when I'm older.

I suspect kickboxing was originally just called cheating.

Once the gloves come off, that means I'm done baking.

A good ruler should be firm and fair. Preferably wooden.

Family comes first. But nothing comes before aardvark.

I found God; now I get to hide.

Careful, I learned martial arts from a rat in a bath robe.

I hope inflammable means what I think it means.

The road less traveled by is littered with lost poets.

Me. Stepdaughter. Build. Computer. Bored?

Update: It is finished.

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I know there are more, but arbitrary societal norms and market research dictate that I can't list them here.

So. Laugh! Vote! Loiter!