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jaywalkergraphics
jaywalkergraphics aka Jermaine Walker is a 29.83 year old boy, has been a member since May 1, 2008, has scored 8,012 submissions, giving an average score of 1.83, helping 99 designs get printed.
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of 67 votes, 22% like it
I like to pretend the vacuum is just a very hungry hippo.
of 59 votes, 66% like it
Archaeology is just fine, but there's no future in it.
of 69 votes, 81% like it
Dear Future Self: I hope you get back in time.
of 66 votes, 67% like it
Substitute teachers have no class.
of 78 votes, 71% like it
I prefer to be greeted with a firm milkshake.
of 96 votes, 73% like it
I hoped my thought collection would fetch a better price.
of 61 votes, 75% like it
"Life is more interesting with narration," I thought.
of 108 votes, 86% like it
I don't make excuses. It's too hard.
of 84 votes, 75% like it
I was an anarchist, but no one ever came to the meetings.
of 90 votes, 83% like it
It's funny how these statements never end up being funny.
of 68 votes, 68% like it
Relationships are all about compromise. You know I'm right.
of 69 votes, 65% like it
This is not a victory lap. I was really this far behind.
of 144 votes, 78% like it
I play board games to break the monopoly.
of 152 votes, 76% like it
If we separate whites and colors, the haters win.
of 138 votes, 75% like it
TAKE A STAND. But please return it when you are finished.
of 140 votes, 69% like it
I don't hold a grudge. I throw it like a deadly spear.
of 204 votes, 83% like it
Strangers are just friends we would rather not speak to.
of 156 votes, 71% like it
Abbreviation is a long word. Long is a short word. Discuss.
of 185 votes, 76% like it
My art is so profound, even I don't understand it.
of 164 votes, 70% like it
Note To Self: Stop writing on shirts.
of 150 votes, 64% like it
Nothing starts with N.
of 176 votes, 69% like it
Fads aren't what they used to be.
of 162 votes, 65% like it
Dear History: We heard you the first time.
of 189 votes, 76% like it
I have an open door policy. Also, I can't find my stereo.
of 194 votes, 73% like it
If I am napping, the President is in danger.
of 162 votes, 55% like it
Hospital Delivery Rooms: Too much shouting, not enough pizza.
of 48 votes, 65% like it
It's a good thing I learned cursive. I'll need it when I'm older.
of 148 votes, 60% like it
I suspect kickboxing was originally just called cheating.
of 192 votes, 67% like it
Dear Monsters: Per our negotiations, find a turkey under my bed.
of 146 votes, 61% like it
Once the gloves come off, that means I'm done baking.
of 170 votes, 69% like it
A good ruler should be firm and fair. Preferably wooden.
of 202 votes, 71% like it
Axe me about annoying pronunciation issues.
of 110 votes, 60% like it
Family comes first. But nothing comes before aardvark.
of 192 votes, 71% like it
Nobody gets nostalgic anymore.
of 114 votes, 61% like it
Dear God: I asked for SUPER VISION. Apparently, I was unclear.
of 180 votes, 68% like it
Angel or not, there is hair in my pasta.
of 203 votes, 56% like it
I found God; now I get to hide.
of 172 votes, 66% like it
Bears don't eat porridge; they eat nosy little girls.
of 206 votes, 62% like it
Careful, I learned martial arts from a rat in a bath robe.
of 236 votes, 66% like it
I hope inflammable means what I think it means.
of 195 votes, 53% like it
The road less traveled by is littered with lost poets.
of 236 votes, 58% like it
Slow children should not be playing near the road.
of 243 votes, 60% like it
Friends actually let friends do lots of stupid things.
of 286 votes, 73% like it

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I am no professional, but I like to make things. Also, I always cross at the crosswalk.


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ISABOA on Apr 22 '10 at 2:14pm
you should make an observation which delivers a humorous but poignant perspective on the blog jay


sonmi on May 10 '10 at 10:58am
jaywalkergraphics - i like when you appear in a blog


rossmat8 on Apr 12 '10 at 5:59pm
jaywalkergraphics: Your catchphrase is "Pancakes for dinner? What is this, backwardsvillE?"


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