skeev
skeev aka Gary Girthquake is a 31.71 year old boy, has been a member since April 30, 2008, has scored 3167 submissions, giving an average score of 1.85.
URL: http://threadless.com/?from=skeev
Unicorn glue makes my scrapbooks magical.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
I do odd jobs under the table.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
I had such high hopes for the "magic" markers
of 58 votes, 34% like it
I learned to drive from watching cartoons.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
Jesus saves on double coupon days
of 58 votes, 22% like it
You forgot to shave your second chin
of 58 votes, 21% like it
I can make birds levitate
of 59 votes, 24% like it
Shatner Stunt Double
of 57 votes, 21% like it
Individuality is fine, as long as we all do it together.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
Spontaneity has its time and its place.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
Thanks to you I am no longer attracted to the opposite sex.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
I've been getting through life using cheat codes.
of 57 votes, 28% like it
I am Godzilla. You are Japan!
of 56 votes, 25% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Don't tell anyone you saw me here.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
I am an anti-establishment consumer.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
I escaped prison for this?!?
of 43 votes, 14% like it
I hate the system because they tell me I should
of 47 votes, 17% like it
I live on manufactured anger
of 41 votes, 10% like it
I make Ted Nugent look tame.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
I miss barbershop quartets
of 29 votes, 17% like it
I only apologize to shut you up.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
I only use glue made from unicorns
of 45 votes, 16% like it
I spend my Fridays eating a bucket of chicken on the toilet.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
I started the anti-trendy trends
of 41 votes, 15% like it
I used to juggle knives, now I just watch.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
I was popular back at the asylum
of 48 votes, 19% like it
I'm a switch hitter that makes split decisions.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
I'm founding The Church Of Acceptance and you can't join.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
Jehovah Witness Protection Program
of 43 votes, 16% like it
Nobody likes your children
of 43 votes, 14% like it
Profiling Saves Lives
of 43 votes, 14% like it
Sir Isaac Newton and The Educated Guessers
of 28 votes, 18% like it
The person wearing this is dangerous. Do not approach.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
The stupid people are definitely out breeding the smart people.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
This is cutting into my drinking time.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
Veganism is plant murder
of 58 votes, 22% like it
When I die I want my ashes shot out of a shirt cannon.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Whether you're right wing or left wing, you still fly in circles.
of 45 votes, 22% like it
You are the floater in the gene pool
of 29 votes, 14% like it
You are the turd in the gene pool
of 24 votes, 4% like it
You are the warm spot in the gene pool
of 45 votes, 18% like it
You have no idea how much chest hair this shirt is hiding.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
You should be entertaining me.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
Your Dad made a pass at me.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
Your Mom makes good coffee.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me
Poop.
Update: Aug 18, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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