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skeev
skeev aka Rob is a 33.02 year old boy, has been a member since April 30, 2008, has scored 3645 submissions, giving an average score of 1.93.
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  Aug 14 '09 by skeev        55 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
People with unfortunate names
While browsing around the internet looking for information on the new Shuttle I came across NASA engineer Maxime Faget.

Sure it's pronounce "fah-jey", but how many mean spirited people used the Max Faggot joke on this man.

Maxime Faget Wiki

Is it better or worse than Dick Armey? Or Dick Swett? I don't know about you but Charles H. Bonesteel III sounds more like a porn name than a Commander of US Forces in Korea.

I wish I had a real life porn name :(
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Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Aug 14 '09 at 10:26am
Dick Swett!! ahahahahahahahhahahaha!!

someone gave me a wedding gift off my registry, his name was Harry Bushey
gumbolimbo
   gumbolimbo on Aug 14 '09 at 10:27am
there ya go: porn name generator
squintygirl
squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 10:28am
I read about a girl who's name sounded like 'Shah-TEED', but was spelled Shithead.

That's just not right.
phones
phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:28am
hahaha Dick Swett ftw
squintygirl
squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 10:28am
lol @ Harry Bushey
phones
phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:28am
there was a kid in the papers a few years ago called Drew Peacock
skeev
skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 10:30am
US General, porn star or evil genius bent on destroying the world with his laser.



You be the judge.
professorE
professorE on Aug 14 '09 at 10:30am
A local attorney is named Candy Apple, but she goes by Candice.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 10:30am
The former VP of the IOC is named Dick Pound.
Gar0
   Gar0 on Aug 14 '09 at 10:31am
I had a supply teacher at school called Richard Head.
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Aug 14 '09 at 10:31am
dick pound!!!!!! i'm dyin!!
skeev
skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 10:32am
A friend told me once that a Haitian girl in his high school was named Chlamydia. Her mother had no idea what the word meant when she named her daughter but thought the name sounded nice.

I'm not sure I believe the story, but it's possible.
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Aug 14 '09 at 10:34am
Isaboa is Joe Carr - but thats bad ass
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Aug 14 '09 at 10:36am
Anna Sasin !! pimp!
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Aug 14 '09 at 10:37am
Drew Peacock. Seriously. Google him.
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Aug 14 '09 at 10:38am
I also know of:

Randy Dick
Randy Bear
Roger A Gay
squintygirl
squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 10:40am








squintygirl
squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 10:42am
This one is cute.
phones
phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:45am
"researchers from the parenting group www.thebabywebsite.com have trawled through online phone records for funny names"

here's what they got:

Stan Still
Justin Case
Barb Dwyer
Terry Bull
Paige Turner
Mary Christmas
Doug Hole
Hazel Nutt
Pearl Button
Barry Cade
Carrie Oakey (hahahahah!)
Priti Manek
Ray Gunn !!!!!!!!!!! (cousin of Rachels?)
Will Power
Chris Cross
Keenan Smart (now thats clever!)
Tim Burr
Anna Prentice
Annette Curtain
Bill Board HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
phones
phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:47am
OMG @ Wang Holder hahahah
deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Aug 14 '09 at 10:47am
Barb Dwyer is going to be my super hero pseudonym.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Aug 14 '09 at 10:48am
Lance Corporal Rad Heroman
phones
phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:49am
lolz didnt pam anderson get there first?
Tess Fondie
Tess Fondie on Aug 14 '09 at 10:50am
hardy harr is my favorite!!

i realoled at wang holder
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Aug 14 '09 at 10:52am
I have used both Harry Balzac and Dustin D. Wind for Threadless packages :-P
lemonalle
lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 10:55am
i wish my name was pearl button
lemonalle
lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 10:56am
eric shin
professorE
professorE on Aug 14 '09 at 10:57am
Also, where I used to live in VA there was/is a Francis A. Gay Funeral home. Having Gay as a last name is leaving you open for jokes. Having FAG as your initials is so much worse.
Jellyes
Jellyes on Aug 14 '09 at 10:57am
The dean of the college I went to last year was named Al Star. I know you don't pronounce it all-star, but I liked to think that you did
skeev
skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 10:58am
Dustin D. Wind, that's a great name.
phones
phones on Aug 14 '09 at 10:59am
hahahahah eric shin!!!

omg thats too funny

i'd never stop laughing at tht guy
professorE
professorE on Aug 14 '09 at 11:00am
My pseudonym is Doug H. Nuts.
skeev
skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 11:01am
Having Gay as a last name is leaving you open for jokes.

Makes you wonder how many Randall Gay NE Patriots jerseys are selling.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 11:02am
Dorcas Butt
lemonalle
lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 11:03am
my cabbage patch kid's name was dorcas :-/
lemonalle
lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 11:03am
my favorite teacher's name was (is) herman gay.
phones
phones on Aug 14 '09 at 11:03am
there's an actor called Gaylord St James- makes me die everytime i read see his name
bcrider
bcrider on Aug 14 '09 at 11:18am
We have an employee whose last name is Weiner. Pronounced just like it's spelled.

Dad worked with a guy named Richard Head, and they all actually called him Dick; he'd always been called that.

I work with a Wendy Day.

I really like the Hardy Harr one above!!!
skeev
skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 11:24am
I've got a Weiner in my company as well.

You show me your Weiner and I'll show you mine.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Aug 14 '09 at 11:28am
Pansy Dick
bcrider
bcrider on Aug 14 '09 at 11:30am
LOL

I've actually never met him, only spoken to him, so I don't even know if he's real! I would gladly show him to you, though! :D
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Aug 14 '09 at 1:07pm
lol @ Wang holder. Hahahaha
skeev
skeev on Aug 14 '09 at 1:19pm
I have worked with my Weiner. He's an ok guy. Little short and a little chubby.
radiostaticstar
radiostaticstar on Aug 14 '09 at 1:33pm
my high school driver's ed teacher's name was rex easley...
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Aug 14 '09 at 2:06pm
Oh man Charles H. Bonesteel is now one of my new heroes. SO KHUL!
squintygirl
squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 2:21pm
Captain Bonesteel has very special powers, indeed.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 2:22pm
I read about a woman who named her sons OrangeJello and LemonJello. She insists that the names are pronounced a-RAHN-jel-OH and le-MAHN-jel-OH, but I think she's just fooling herself.


And humiliating her kids.


And delighting me.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Aug 14 '09 at 2:29pm
AHAHA, I just verified that they are twins named OrangeJello and LemonJello Snicket in Georgia.

COMEDY GOLD

There is also apparently a LemonJello Snarfblat in Arizona.

COMEDY GOLD +1
sleepyfeet
sleepyfeet on Aug 14 '09 at 2:30pm
when i was interning at an elementary school, this one teacher told me at another school she worked at, there was a girl named Abcde.

pronounced "Ah-bee-see-dee" Like 'obesity' with an 'ah'.

why???
sleepyfeet
sleepyfeet on Aug 14 '09 at 2:31pm
OMG at LemonJello Snicket.

ahahha Snarfblat.

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