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HW. aka Hjordis W is a 21.56 year old girl, has been a member since April 26, 2008, has scored 2026 submissions, giving an average score of 1.02.

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May 09 '08 by HW.

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Watch this

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no more flying

I'm sorry Mr. Albatross

love always,
Hjordis

Steve The Great on May 09 '08 at 6:55pm

ginetteginette on May 09 '08 at 6:55pm

i was getting a bit worried
flying is dangerous because
if you go to high you can get
hit by killer stars or something i heart...

Steve The Great on May 09 '08 at 6:55pm

I just read a book about albatrosses. they are awesome

ginetteginette on May 09 '08 at 6:56pm

oops i heard*
freudian slip..!

HW. on May 09 '08 at 6:57pm

fatheed on May 09 '08 at 6:59pm

I can't get over how much that bird looks like Brian May. Is he moonlightling as an albatross? We should be told.

fatheed on May 09 '08 at 7:02pm

BRIAN MAY

ALBATROSS

fatheed on May 09 '08 at 7:03pm

Is there any chance that you have killed British rock icon, Brian May?

fatheed on May 09 '08 at 7:05pm

Hang on... Were you actually piloting an aircraft?

HW. on May 09 '08 at 7:05pm

yes...

fatheed on May 09 '08 at 7:05pm

Can someone else post something? It's like family meal times all over again.

fatheed on May 09 '08 at 7:06pm

Oh, hai! So, what do you fly? Single prop? I'm down with the lingo. Did you scream "BIRD STRIKE!" as you made contact?

ginetteginette on May 09 '08 at 7:08pm

Spam69 on May 09 '08 at 7:09pm

You should only feel guilty if you actually changed course in order to hit the bird.

5napple on May 09 '08 at 7:11pm

how do i pronounce your name?

huh-jordis
jordis
hi-jordis

aaack!

fatheed on May 09 '08 at 7:11pm

This blog can't be oversold. You were flying a plane?! You just went up, like, 3 notches.

HW. on May 09 '08 at 7:11pm

Beech Duchess 76 (dual)
i screamed something like "AAHFFSSHHH!!!.......NOOOOOoooo!!!!!!!"

Steve The Great on May 09 '08 at 7:12pm

I wish I knew how to fly a plane.....it was your first solo flight, no?

fatheed on May 09 '08 at 7:12pm

(He)-yor-dis

That's where my $5 is.

HW. on May 09 '08 at 7:12pm

Hjordis
Hjor (You're)
dis (dis as in disco)
roll the r

ginetteginette on May 09 '08 at 7:13pm

my image of a kitten disappeared from my comment. i feel like a jerk now

spacesick 2 on May 09 '08 at 7:15pm

it was probably asking for it

fatheed on May 09 '08 at 7:15pm

Did it hit the cockpit? That would have been super scary. Birdstrikes can be fucking deadly. They can go throught the cockpit screen and beat your face to a pulp. I saw it on Mythbusters!

HW. on May 09 '08 at 7:19pm

it was my first, Steve. I wish I didn't hit him. The bad part was having to look at his remains on my shield. I felt so awful.

HW. on May 09 '08 at 7:22pm

I have to go back for some maintenance work now. I'm sure I'll be much better tomorrow. Keep me updated on thine blog. Gossip, ghost stories, sissy husband photos etc.

love always,
Hjordis Fjordis

fatheed on May 09 '08 at 7:22pm

Should have turned on the windscreen wipers and changed the radio station to distract your conscience.