Profile for HW. - Chocolate dick hats

HW. aka Kristina is a 22.89 year old girl, has been a member since April 26, 2008, has scored 3564 submissions, giving an average score of 1.01.

URL: http://www.kristinacollantes.com
AIM: tacos fettuccini linguini martini bikini

May 07 '08 by HW.

60 Comments

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Chocolate dick hats

HW's link of the day:

dickhats.com

Want to have some fun with your wife, girlfriend, or just punk someone you know
that needs to get laid? Try a chocolate DickHat today!

It’s not a secret

It’s no secret that most women love chocolate. And most men already have a special
name for their “decider,” so the only next logical step is to give it some personality
with a sinfully dark chocolate hat. It’s a win-win situation for both parties!

"Chocolate Headed Warrior"

"Easy Rider"

love always,
Hjordis

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iPear on May 07 '08 at 5:11pm

there should never be anything that is edible, on around, or inside of one's penis at any time ever.

iPear on May 07 '08 at 5:11pm

on, around, or inside*

spacesick 2 on May 07 '08 at 5:12pm

FUCK those are unnecessarily expensive. otherwise I'd bookmark it.

fatheed on May 07 '08 at 5:12pm

"Chocolate Headed Warrior" = potential eye hazard

iPear on May 07 '08 at 5:13pm

for the price that you're paying for chocolate penis moldhat type deals...you can easily just take some hot fudge and save like 15 million cents.

KBShakedown on May 07 '08 at 5:14pm

*Bites penis*

KBShakedown on May 07 '08 at 5:15pm

*Invents chocolate vag hats*

KBShakedown on May 07 '08 at 5:15pm

*Bites cooter*

ginetteginette on May 07 '08 at 5:15pm

HW, will you please go out with me?

fatheed on May 07 '08 at 5:16pm

The only difference being that you are putting hot fudge on your member instead of stylish chocolate headgear.

HW. on May 07 '08 at 5:16pm

Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?

spacesick 2 on May 07 '08 at 5:16pm

I suppose now would be a good time to mention my popular line of marshmallow cooter handbags

fatheed on May 07 '08 at 5:17pm

I just noticed porcelain cats. HW - you're on fire!

HW. on May 07 '08 at 5:18pm

(rolls around)

phones on May 07 '08 at 5:18pm

what's next? nipple necklaces?

ginetteginette on May 07 '08 at 5:19pm

iPear on May 07 '08 at 5:19pm

Okay, let's look at this practically. What if youre starting the ol' lawn mower up and it's a particularly frigid night, the yogurt cannon is stalling a little bit. If you can't get the flesh pickle to stand uprite how the heck are you going to expect to get it to wear a hat? Your dickle dackle has to be ready for all sorts of peen peen fun time, a floppy peen just won't do. Most guys have their ivory tower shooting off the flares within minutes, even seconds from it being upright.....you really only have a small window in which you could actually use that overpriced chocolate weiner visor.

iPear on May 07 '08 at 5:20pm

Yeah, I just t yped that out. what?

fatheed on May 07 '08 at 5:21pm

Speak for yourself, Pear! I'm in it for the long-haul.

*is not in it for the long-haul*

HW. on May 07 '08 at 5:22pm

Dear Ginette,

You had me at

iPear on May 07 '08 at 5:23pm

Man, I know this stuff from experience. One time I saw it on a porno. It was a pretty crappy smutmovie, but you can't really expect much from HBO's 15 second Fury

spacesick 2 on May 07 '08 at 5:24pm

HW. on May 07 '08 at 5:27pm

mm white chocolate
is that dick wearing a dickie?

spacesick 2 on May 07 '08 at 5:29pm

wow. I got that by googling "sam jackson hat" but it also pops up when you google "dick hat." I guess I'm not alone.

Maltzmania on May 07 '08 at 5:43pm

NSFW! WTF!

marblecargirl on May 07 '08 at 5:45pm

Todow on May 07 '08 at 5:49pm

Maltz what part of Chocolate Dick Hats did you think was safe for work?

fatheed on May 07 '08 at 5:51pm

Haha Maltz

Maltzmania on May 07 '08 at 5:53pm

haha i'm actually at school library...

and i was joking

pilihp on May 07 '08 at 5:55pm

PWF - Peen With Faces

iPear on May 07 '08 at 6:15pm

WTNGDMJ - Way to Not Get Dan Maltzman's Jokes!

ChocolatePartyHats on May 07 '08 at 8:21pm

Thanks for posting HW!

I'll send you some samples if you'd like.

I hope you voted on to the blog to pick which hat you'd like to see next...

jublin on May 07 '08 at 8:25pm

PUNK'D

ginetteginette on May 07 '08 at 8:25pm

hahahah^

HW. on May 07 '08 at 8:26pm

I wish you guys made Devo dick hats

HW. on May 07 '08 at 8:28pm

and what about a Jamaican dick hat? you can make the dreadlocks out of chocolate covered pretzel sticks.

spacesick 2 on May 07 '08 at 8:28pm

I want a chocolate beer hat!

spacesick 2 on May 07 '08 at 8:28pm

for my weiner.

spacesick 2 on May 07 '08 at 8:29pm

*dick

HW. on May 07 '08 at 8:30pm

jublin on May 07 '08 at 8:31pm

and i would like a chocolate cake party hat

jublin on May 07 '08 at 8:31pm

/dick hat

spacesick 2 on May 07 '08 at 8:32pm

ahaha

I just want a hat with that lady's face on it

HW. on May 07 '08 at 8:32pm

with real candles for the masochists

jublin on May 07 '08 at 8:33pm

you got it dude(s)

spacesick 2 on May 07 '08 at 8:34pm

o kmy?

d3d on May 07 '08 at 8:36pm

i'd buy a little eval knievel helmet if they make one

ChocolatePartyHats on May 07 '08 at 8:36pm

Devo hat dickhats would be cool - then you could crack that whip (cream). Sorry bad joke. Jamaican with dreads - that's a tough one, we'll see.

Spacesick2 ??? Lady's face on it, huh?

I'll look into the beer hat - that may be too difficult to mold in chocolate.