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HW. aka Hjordis W is a 21.76 year old girl, has been a member since April 26, 2008, has scored 2026 submissions, giving an average score of 1.02.

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Apr 29 '08 by HW.

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sloths

photos and video brought to you by the kind people of the Sloths Living Under The Bright Atmospheres And Groves Sect (S.L.U.T.B.A.A.G.S) and the National Association for Random Distribution of Sloths in Temperate Environments - Western Sect (N.A.R.D.S.T.E.W.S)

Please leave your name and email address if you would like to become a member of S.L.U.T.B.A.A.G.S or N.A.R.D.S.T.E.W.S.

thank you,
Hjordis

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iPear on Apr 29 '08 at 7:06pm

that first dude was photoshopped into that image.

kcollantes on Apr 29 '08 at 7:08pm

I really like the second photo

sillybanana on Apr 29 '08 at 7:08pm

your blogs are so educational.

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:09pm

i try :)

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:10pm

would anybody like to sign up for either organizations?

iPear on Apr 29 '08 at 7:11pm

I actually want all sloths in the world to die.

so....

I probably wouldn't fit into either categories.

Jackanapes mk.II on Apr 29 '08 at 7:11pm

I don't know if I want to be in SLUTBAAGS. . . .

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:12pm

bring some NARDSTEWS in your life, jackanapes

iPear on Apr 29 '08 at 7:13pm

unless dropping sloths in temperate climates makes their guts boil and then they implode, I'm not suited.

sillybanana on Apr 29 '08 at 7:14pm

Oh I'm already in SLUTBAAGS, it's great, you get a free "Im a SLUTBAAG keyring and lanyard every year, and after the 4th year you get a personalised SLUT diary.

not really.

Jackanapes mk.II on Apr 29 '08 at 7:14pm

Actually, nardstew can be quite delicious if seasoned properly.

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:15pm

I haven't received my personalized SLUTBAAG diary yet...

Steve The Great on Apr 29 '08 at 7:16pm

no seriously. marry me, please.

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:16pm

nardstew with bacon

sorry, i just had to season it

sillybanana on Apr 29 '08 at 7:16pm

did you renew your membership in time? If you let it expire you start again from year one...sorry :/

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:16pm

would marrying you count as bestiality?

funkie fresh on Apr 29 '08 at 7:17pm

i like sloths

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:18pm

to sillybanana:
I think that my renewal forms didn't make it in time. Im currently working with a makeshift SLUTBAAG diary and lanyard.

Steve The Great on Apr 29 '08 at 7:19pm

i doubt it.

ISABOA on Apr 29 '08 at 7:20pm

I was gonna buy a sloth last year -

had it all worked out

but my wife totally nixed it

she said he stunk

iPear on Apr 29 '08 at 7:21pm

it's not bestiality unless you try to have sex with him.

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:23pm

to isaboa:
if you sign up for SLUTBAAGS you will receive a two month supply of sloth deodorizer. and also, tell your wife to suck it

shirtflirt on Apr 29 '08 at 7:23pm

where can one buy a sloth?

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:24pm

marrying a puppy would be interesting.

iPear on Apr 29 '08 at 7:25pm

from Home Depot.

or the sloth store.

both of which I boycott.

because my father was killed by a two toed sloth.

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:26pm

shirtflirt, sign up for both organizations and you'll get a free baby sloth

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:26pm

AND deodorizer

shirtflirt on Apr 29 '08 at 7:26pm

i don't want one

i just wanna know where i could get one

for when i do want one

ISABOA on Apr 29 '08 at 7:27pm

heres one for under two grand

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:28pm

oh my god...i would totally buy him if i had the money

shirtflirt on Apr 29 '08 at 7:28pm

wtf!

againstbound on Apr 29 '08 at 7:28pm

i like you vikinglady

ISABOA on Apr 29 '08 at 7:31pm

they are always available

at exotic pet stores

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:32pm

yaay! im glad you still like me, even though im a lady viking :)

iPear on Apr 29 '08 at 7:33pm

actually, I like sloths. Because I saw them on Go Diego Go! and a sloth family helped him solve complicated diplomatic situations, plus they were bilingual!

Jackanapes mk.II on Apr 29 '08 at 7:33pm

Dude, she's not a vikinglady. We've been over this.

She's a half-elven annointed knight, multi-classing as a paladin.

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:34pm

bilingual sloths are sexy, they're all

como

es

ta

orwell on Apr 29 '08 at 7:35pm

hahaha yea for sloths
i have a cousin who is afraid of sloths. that always seemed like an illogical fear to me because sloths don't habitate (don't think that's a real word) anywhere near STL (where we live) and they're like one of the slowest animals ever so...although if people are dropping them off in temperate zones perhaps she has reason to be scared now.

againstbound on Apr 29 '08 at 7:36pm

i am bilingual, and sort of a sloth, but i have no knowledge of diplomacy

iPear on Apr 29 '08 at 7:37pm

oh, you would make a shitty companion for Go Diego Go.

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:37pm

hahah, only extremely senile people can be attacked by sloths

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:38pm

i would actually enjoy a movie scene where an old person is slowly being terrorized by a sloth

againstbound on Apr 29 '08 at 7:40pm

i've heard go diego go is kind of a racist, and i'm cool with that

but i'm kind of mexican, and he's not cool with that

iPear on Apr 29 '08 at 7:40pm

I'm going to write that into the screenplay I'm working on right now...

iPear on Apr 29 '08 at 7:41pm

I don't know about all of that, I just know that my nephew watches it and he learned how to say "Ayudame" or however you spell it. but he says "ADOOME"

HW. on Apr 29 '08 at 7:44pm

what's your screenplay called?

iPear on Apr 29 '08 at 7:46pm

it's called...

...

The Adventures of Phillip the Turtle: Adventures in Sexual Orientation!

it's going to be a kids movie, hopefully Pixar will produce it.

Jackanapes mk.II on Apr 29 '08 at 7:46pm

Sloth-Man would be a fantastic superhero.

againstbound on Apr 29 '08 at 7:46pm

i really dont have the slightest clue of who go diego go is

but your nephew sounds cool, if you ever come to mexico and get mugged he could call out for help for you

iPear on Apr 29 '08 at 7:47pm

it's the a cartoon about a kid who likes to play with wild animals, and probably has rabies