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graduated cylinder


large dildo


marbled eg ornament


glass bottle


shaving cream


shot glass


vibrator


vibrator


coke bottle


candle

by Lars Tunbjörk

Seven things you'll encounter in Threadless
by Hjordis W

1. iDanSimpson


2. fake profiles


3. foods with faces


4. desperate spammy designers


5. designers who hate criticism


6. votards


7. the dark side of the blog forum



yours truly,

no more flying





I'm sorry Mr. Albatross






love always,
Hjordis

HW's link of the day:

dickhats.com

Want to have some fun with your wife, girlfriend, or just punk someone you know
that needs to get laid? Try a chocolate DickHat today!

It’s not a secret

It’s no secret that most women love chocolate. And most men already have a special
name for their “decider,” so the only next logical step is to give it some personality
with a sinfully dark chocolate hat. It’s a win-win situation for both parties!

"Chocolate Headed Warrior"


"Easy Rider"




love always,
Hjordis

Thank you to the two people who signed up for my organizations.

Sincerely,
Hjordis Fjordis

Oh, and I finally had some time to develop the film from last month's SLUTBAAGS Members Only Party (SMOP)

here's a preview of the fun:

photos and video brought to you by the kind people of the Sloths Living Under The Bright Atmospheres And Groves Sect (S.L.U.T.B.A.A.G.S) and the National Association for Random Distribution of Sloths in Temperate Environments - Western Sect (N.A.R.D.S.T.E.W.S)





















Please leave your name and email address if you would like to become a member of S.L.U.T.B.A.A.G.S or N.A.R.D.S.T.E.W.S.

thank you,
Hjordis

I can't believe this exists. A friend sent me this link:

horse haters

excerpt from blog:

Look, this is a website about horses and how much we hate them. They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises. HORSES ARE TERRIBLE!!!

I am shaking right now because I hate horses so much. I hate them the way that fat people hate diets, the way that lazy people hate work, the way that Jewish people hate Hitler, the way black people hate white people. I REALLY HATE THEM!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!

If you're reading this and you don't hate horses, you better get the fuck out of here! This website is not for you!!! Only retards and poor people love horses. SHUT UP!

I'm going to go break some horse's leg, then shoot it to put it out of its - and my - misery!!!

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what
the
fuck

Maybe the blogger was raped by a horse? I can't really think of any other reason why anybody would hate horses so much.
Well, anyways, all the entries are hilarious and creepy (creeparious?). Read them. NOW