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Elissa_S
aka Elissa Shutak is a 18.53 year old girl, has been a member since April 26, 2008, has scored 6364 submissions, giving an average score of 0.69.
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My other t-shirt has your Mum in it.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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My other t-shirt has curse words on it.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Don't wear your heart on your sleeve. It gets fluffy that way.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Been there, done that, got this.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear t-shirts. T-shirts wear Chuck Norris.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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My face is a few inches up there.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Does my chest make you smile?
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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It takes a stupid person to wear a stupid slogan.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Clones don't have belly buttons.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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If you don't have a belly button you are a clone.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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If you read it, you pay for it.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Pressing buttons on a plastic guitar does not make a hero.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I Facebooked your Mother.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Your Mum's got Facebook.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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What makes me look like I work here?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Something to read while staring at my chest.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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What? Were you looking for a witty slogan?
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I know you're not really reading my slogan t-shirt.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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My other t-shirt has bad words on it.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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Go on, read my slogan, I dare you.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Your flies are undone.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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My other t-shirt's on your bedroom floor.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Tell your crotch to stop staring at my eyes.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Went there, did that, got this.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I couldn't think of a better slogan.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I h_t_ you.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I less than three (<3) you.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I love 'Your Mother' jokes.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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I l_ _ e you.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a multipurpose t-shirt!
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I'm fed up of tree tees.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Like my holograms?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Love hurts.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Stop staring at my... slogan.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Suck me off!
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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These things are a figment of your imagination.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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They're not real.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Thou shalt not wear slogan tees.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Your daughter is in safe hands.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Your mother gives birth.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Your mother hates you.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Your Mum loves slogan t-shirts.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Your son is in good hands.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/724910/Elissa_S
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I'm Elissa, 17, from lovely England.
I like to socialise (which usually leads to laughing and/or inebriation), write, dance when drunk, take photographs, and spend money.
Threadless Tee's I own:
It's Just A Summer Job
Lemonaid
I Want To Be Friends
My Broderie Tyrannosaurus
You've Got Some Splaining To Do
Impossible Love
The Northern Black-capped Gumchewer
Jump
Dangerous
Now I Know My ABC's
Want:
Playin' In The Sprinkler
Capistrano Spring Break
Splash Of Senses
Songbird
FrequenCity
ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO SELL ME AN 'HONEST' TEE IN MEN'S MEDIUM, I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER. SAME GOES FOR 'ELEE, MY EXTRAORDINARY PET! ' :D
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