Type Os for Typos.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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You're all church, not enough runway.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I make up for my small guns with slogans.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm kind of a big deal. (on facebook)
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I wish I could Ctrl+V myself.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Y'all have no regard for Kierkegaard.
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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If you cirque, I'll soleil.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Mean people ... sometimes get the job done.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Nostradamus 2013.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I'm a fighter -- which makes me a better lover.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Unless you can get your friend count up, don't talk to me.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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If you need a shoulder to cry on, could I just change first?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I tweet, therefore I matter.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Addiction is what the lame call persistence.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I question your aesthetic.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Are you my mother? (no, seriously, will you take a DNA test?)
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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If these walls could talk, I'd probably still hang stuff on them.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Nostradamus 2012.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Nietzsche ate my religion.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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self-referential tee.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Prommote literacy.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The last shall be worst.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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My muscles are phat.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Tall, dark, and you have no other choice.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Yeah, I kinda don't work here anymore.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Rig the vote!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Junk in the hood.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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OMG STOP USING YOUR CAPS-LOCK VOICE ON ME.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Party Messiah.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Everything old is poo again.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Got any thread? Cause I'm ripped!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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If looks could kill, I'd be a crime scene.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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(hangman) H_LP M_.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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See you on craigslist.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Dub-T^2
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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This T-shirt made me $500.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Leggo my logo.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Learn to logo me.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I’m a walking billboard.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Eat Your Weedies.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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Ironic Tee.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Tihs si waht I sunud lkie wehn I dinrk.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I survived H1N109.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Trying to communicate with you is like OMFG WTHDYJS??!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Tihs si waht yuo sunud lkie dunrk
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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The end is rear.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I’m living my best life …
on the couch, watching Oprah.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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(front) The end is near.
(back) You've arrived.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I’m bringing sexy back.
(Please see reverse.)
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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It’s fly to be swatted.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Dub-T Tee.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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It’s not a wet T-shirt contest, I’m just happy to see you.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Unbranded.
(This message brought to you by Threadless.)
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Spam the spam.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Ugly is the new hot.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Feeling fine after the swine!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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If you like what you see here, you’ll LOVE me online.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Miss connect me.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Professional Little Brother.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The sensation of being me is at times overwhelming.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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STOP
in the name of slaw.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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