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theevidenceisme
theevidenceisme aka Jessica is a girl, has been a member since April 24, 2008, has scored 2,571 submissions, giving an average score of 2.58, helping 30 designs get printed.
Cheese: Vegetarian for lobster.
of 67 votes, 6% like it
window washers: no pane, no gain
of 37 votes, 14% like it
Window washers work through the pane.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
85% vegan
of 29 votes, 14% like it
If all men are created equal, than why do I have super powers.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
You're not special. You can't fly, see the future, teleport ...
of 29 votes, 14% like it
vampires are so draining
of 30 votes, 17% like it
zombie ate me brain
of 31 votes, 13% like it
if not now ... then when?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
you get what you pay for
of 20 votes, 25% like it
raise the standard
of 30 votes, 17% like it
the scapegoat: counted on more than sheep to rest easy at night
of 23 votes, 17% like it
scapegoat is the worst job ever
of 30 votes, 17% like it
Minimum Wage: Because you can't get away with paying me less.
of 20 votes, 50% like it
you wanna pay me less to do your job and you take the credit?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
i'm living out my sci-fi fantasy
of 15 votes, 27% like it
Stupid Mondays
of 15 votes, 33% like it
i'm surrounded by idiots and yes, i mean you
of 12 votes, 25% like it
NAP TIME FOREVER!
of 23 votes, 26% like it
i'm just making it up as i go along
of 24 votes, 29% like it
i understand why monkeys throw poo
of 22 votes, 14% like it
i like all my jets jumbo
of 22 votes, 18% like it
if insults were quarters i'm sure your piggy bank would be full
of 23 votes, 13% like it
one more won't kill me
of 24 votes, 13% like it
The Ultimate Alchemist: turning crap into gold.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
for THIS I went to four years of college?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
you can't give me crap and tell me to make it shine
of 14 votes, 43% like it
A diet just wouldn't fit into my feeding schedule right now.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
stupid calories
of 23 votes, 17% like it
My car is be about the same age as me, how else could we relate?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
Chocolate: yummy, evil temptation.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
what if life really were like a box of chocolates?
of 21 votes, 33% like it
I just wasted three seconds of your life.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
Wasting Time & Getting Paid
of 26 votes, 27% like it
Home, Jeeves. Home.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
I wish you would do us all a favor and step out of the gene pool.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
My great grandpa makes me one-sixteenth pirate.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
No thanks. My robot does that for me.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
One-Sixteenth Ninja
of 17 votes, 24% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
!doog kool uoy (letters reversed to be read in mirror)
of 32 votes, 16% like it
awaiting my next big breakthrough
of 48 votes, 13% like it
Cookies make life happy
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Criminal Mastermind with no fashion sense
of 48 votes, 17% like it
I wanted super powers before Heroes!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
I'm not homeless, but I am lazy. Gimme a dollar!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
I'm on break!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
ignorance is not only bliss, it's cathartic
of 42 votes, 17% like it
knowledge without action is powerless
of 45 votes, 13% like it
No thanks, I'm allergic
of 20 votes, 10% like it
No thanks. I have a robot that does that for me.
of 13 votes, 54% like it
objects in shirt are larger than they appear
of 48 votes, 25% like it
Off the clock.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
social security is a waste of tax payer money...until i'm old
of 48 votes, 10% like it
submission costs you nothing
of 48 votes, 15% like it
You're Pretty and I'm a Liar
of 48 votes, 17% like it

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