"Being quoted is cool."
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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'Highfalutin' defines itself.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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'Risk' is stealing my last piece of pizza.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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(insert evil laughter)
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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*some text missing.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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...or something...
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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...you talk too much...
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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99 percent of stats are vain.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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A penny saved is a cent short to a dollar.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Absenteism is always present in the workplace.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Add as Friend
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Alcoholics know the value of alcohol.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Alien Abductee
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Alien abduction in progress.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Alien Host
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Aliens count spacesheeps to get some sleep.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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All we need is love.
And the internetz.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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All you need to do is obey.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Almost there.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Also, you are nosy.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Angels are better with gravy.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Anti-Slogan Haters
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Ants love me.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Anyone up for a challenge?
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Are you done checking out my chest?
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Are you really alone when you think you are?
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Arithmetic never thought me about taxes.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Around the world with eighty gays. Yikes.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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Art is not about attitude.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Art is not about self-esteem.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Art is subjective. Now get lost.
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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Ask me for a knock-knock joke.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Ask me for a knock-knock joke.. -Manny Pacquiao
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Ask me your life's purpose.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Attaaaack!!
of 69 votes, 13% like it
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Aurora borealis is very psychedelic.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Available 'til air suppy lasts.
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Awesome is my last name.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Awesome! Check out mine.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Aww, I need e-friends.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Awww!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Awww. You're effin' sweet.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Bad jokes carry some dead air.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Bankers have the most boring job. But they sure get the money.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Batman is missing robin.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Batman is so emo.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Batman smells like pee. (He sleeps upside down til morning)
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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Be you own boss.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Beards can make me extra cool.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Being distracted is giving absolute attention to something else.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Being redundant is redundant.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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Believe me, you don't want me naked.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Bert is Frida Kahlo's illegitimate son.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Beware: I know Pacquiao.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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big idea below.
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Biology class is all kinds of slimy and exciting.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Biology class is all kinds of slimy and stuff.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Blah blah blah boobies blah blah blah blah sex blah blah blah ...
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Blind people finds 'love at first' corny.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Boing. James Boing.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Bounce back, life's a ball game.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Boxing rings were never round.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Break of dawn: Nature telling you it's too early, go back to bed.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Brits. Love the accent, hate the teeth.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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Bunnies are magicians who failed Morphing 101.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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But your profile said 18...
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Butterflies in the stomach used to be caterpillars.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Buy me soda please...
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Buy! Buy! Buy!
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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BUZZ!
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Can you be my dog?
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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canoodling caboodle
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Caption here.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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care for a change.
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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carebears countdown!
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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Cats don't eat lasagna.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Caution: Sarcastic humor.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Chain mail me. I'm into bondage.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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charm-proof
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Check out my other shirts, too!
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Check out my other slogans :)
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Check out my scrawly writings on the wall.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Check out my threadless submissions :D
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Check out the rocket boosters at the back!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Check out what written at my back! (back is empty)
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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chocolate kills
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Closet monsters come in rainbow colors.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Coffee ignites my morning.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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Coffee is essential to brainstorming.
of 77 votes, 16% like it
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Congratulations! You won a friend.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Contrary to popular myth, pussies don't like washing machines.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Conversation starter: Insert key to ignite.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Cops know the do's and doughnuts.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Corporate zebras would wear pinstripes.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Counting hair strands is a feat best accomplished by the balding.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Counting is awesum!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Crazy about stripes.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Crazy Carousel Ride
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Crazy Traffic
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Credit card are evil.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Credit cards are evil.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Credit cards are evil.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Crop circles are for aliens as Crop mark are for mock-up artists.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Crossing the streets taught me acrobatics.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Crybabies are demanding brats.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Cupcake is love.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Cupcakes is the reason for life.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Curiousiy took nine tries to kill the cat.
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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Cute things distract me.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Cyclops got sore-eye.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Death by Papercut
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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Debt buy suffocation.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Define art.
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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Definitely my favorite shirt.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Defy the crowd.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Dinner at 8pm. You know what's next.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Dinosaurs smell good. They are ex-stink.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Dirtee Talk Me
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Disco is sicko.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Discoteque is low-tech.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Do you believe all the BS this other guy's talking about?
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Does the wind moves because the trees shake?
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Does this person makes my sleeves fat?
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Dollar Magnet
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Don't be shy...
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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Don't block my view.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Don't laugh until I say so.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Don't leave your valuables unattended.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Don't let bad designs win.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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Don't listen to t-shirts.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Don't lose the glass slipper this time.
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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Don't panic, I'm Superman.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Don't play games with me unless it's tic-tac-toe.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Don't read this: it's seven years bad luck.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Don't rub it in.
of 67 votes, 19% like it
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Don't take chances. Toss that coin.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Don't tell anyone I'm an Eighties baby.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Don't you ever knock?
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Dora made me do it.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Dreams keep me awake.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Early birds don't get paid until 9 a.m.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Eighties is a fashion massacre.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Elevators suck, i get dizzy when I walk around inside it.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Emo slogans are unappreciated and unloved.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Emoticons are so emo.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Everybody here revolves around me.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Everything I touch turns to old.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Evil Step-Sister.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Ex marks the splat
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Excitement build tents.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Exercise won't get you anywhere. Look at the threadmill.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Expensive coffee is crap.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Experience for Sale.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Exponentially Creative.
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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F1!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Face it. Your job doesnt love you back.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Fairies exist. Clap your hands.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Fairy Godmothers are resourceful.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Fallen angels are so emo.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Fat is the new phat.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Feel this text, it's puffed.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Finished early?
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Fireman On-Call.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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first grade bully
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Flasher Anonymous
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Fly me to the room.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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For sharing.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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For starters, I get annoyed easily.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Forgive my honesty.
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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Forklifts are handy around extremely overweight.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Forward, munch!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Free hugs for the gorgeous!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Frog Prince in disguise.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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Funny I never noticed that...
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Gardener of your fantasy.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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get high on life :)
of 61 votes, 10% like it
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Get out of my head.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Go ask my gardener.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Godzila had problems making friends in kindergarten.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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Goldilocks made wicked porridge.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Good morning class.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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Gorgeous people voted for this slogan.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Great design is not equal to the number of e-friends.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Great idea! Now marry these two and do this and that and ...
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Green car with envy.
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Green cars cost some green, too.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Green with leafy vegetables.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Greetings earthling, I am an alien tee. Abducting wearer now.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Hangman is a cruel game.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Happiness is a tub of icecream. Therefore, happiness is diabetes.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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happy squared
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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Happy to be me.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Have a heart, have a chit-chat.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Have you seen my bunny?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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He-man hearts horses, too, you know.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Head shots save bullets.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Help me find my slogan.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Help, I've been kidnapped.
of 67 votes, 27% like it
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Heroes don't exist, I pulverized them all.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Heroes don't exist. I eliminated them all.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Hey you, what's your slogan?
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Hey! Nice shirt!
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Hey! Yes, I'm talking to you...
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Hey, want to see my spaceship?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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high on sugar
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Highfalutin jargons are mere word farts.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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History is easier than herstory.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Hold your horses and trojans.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Honey! I'm boned!
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Honey, I bought a new toy!
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Honor students are psychopaths in the making.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Hostage taker on duty.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Hot Fireman
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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How charming. No go f*ck yourself.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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How original...
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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How the hell can you observe silence.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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How the hell can you observe silence?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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hungry musician
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Hyenas don't have a sense of humor.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Hyperboles took drama classes.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I am a recycled energy.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I am more engaging than my shirt.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I am not emo. I just need a haircut.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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I am super!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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I believe pandas are colorblind.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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I bought this tee to get your attention.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I called in mental health day today.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I can do that better.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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I can hurt people with my blunt pencil.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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I can make you like this shirt.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I can make you sing.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I can psycho analyze my shrink.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I can see the yesterday's future.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I can't stop flashing.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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I can't teleport anywhere and be back in an instant!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I can't write anything funny so I'll just make fun of you.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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I caught your eyes wandering across my chest.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I cry when I laugh.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I dare you to smell my socks.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I deserve some explanation.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I eat curious readers for breakfast.
of 45 votes, 9% like it
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I eat curious readers.
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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I enjoy tripple x. It scores 24.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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I had a dream once... until I woke up.
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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I have a good feeling you'll buy a drink.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I have a sumo diaper fetish.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I have issues. -magazine
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I have too much time in my hands. -Insomniac
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I hear songs in my head.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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I heard that before. Many times.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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I heard that line before.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I hereby sentence you to a life imprisonment without internet.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I jump-start brains for a living.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I keep on hearing your voice.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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I know how it feels. (flock)
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I know who invented the toothbrush.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I know your parents.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I know, it's the shirt.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I laugh when I'm scared.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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I like being surrounded by nerds.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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I like dead bodies better when they're still a bit warm.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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I like letters on my shirt.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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I like religious people. Folks who religiously brush their teeth.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I like to think it's Friday today.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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I like to think of you with creepy critters beneath your skin.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I like watching your cat 'round the spin dryer.
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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I look better without this.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I love 3D glasses.
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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I love art.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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I love hate slogans.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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I love Jeanie. --Aladdin
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I love me (some Vitamin D) (uv ink)
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I love slogans.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I love this tee.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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I love to color.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I make slogans disappear.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I make the most wicked monster squid sushi and whale sashimi.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I need blog traffic.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I never knew life could be so hard 'til my kid asked questions.
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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I never spread bad rumors.(maybe on back-) I just blog about it.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I only like traffic when it's on my website.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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I punish curious readers as a hobby.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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I really like plain t-shirts best.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I reaped 300 dollars for this cool shirt.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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I recognize you from somewhere.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I saved a lot of money buying tissue paper in bulk.
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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I saved a lot of money by camping out.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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I saw an argyle giraffe once...
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I saw you in Psycho.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I say tomato, you say fruit.
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I say your slogan sucks.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I scored this!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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I see dead future.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I see life in 2D.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I see that you're checking me out.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I see you had a terrible childhood.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I see you're blushing...
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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I sketch naked pretty ladies for free.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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I therefore conclude that...
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I think with words.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I thought that I shall never see, a poem lovely as this tee.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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I told you I'd wear this slogan..!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I totally agree.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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I used to be on a billboard once... until I decided to come down.
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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I used to have a cold. But it flu away.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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I used to write our names on my gradeschool desk.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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I voted for this type tee.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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I was watching you last night.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I won't do that if I were you.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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I would be racist against green people.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I would be racist against green people.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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I'd appreciate it if you don't stare too much.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'll beat your ass off at scrabble.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I'm a sensitive man. And please don't touch my sunburns.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a shy psychopath, let's be friends?
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a slogan hater.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I'm awesome. You're awesomer.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm bored. Let's hook up.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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I'm dollar with envy.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm happy that _________.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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I'm happy to see you, too.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I'm here to collect the rent.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I'm here to take you home.
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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I'm leaving the dream. - Insomiac
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I'm like warhol, but not gay.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not good in bed. I'm awesome.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not immortal. I'm just debt-free.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not paranoid! Oh no, you must be one of them...
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not stressed. I'm just hypenated.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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I'm pretending to listen to your blahs.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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I'm seeing red.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I'm shy at first.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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I'm so hot, I'm burning.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I'm that poolboy.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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I'm the band manager.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I'm tired. The eight dwarf.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I'm tired. The eighth dwarf.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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I'm too cool for neckties.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I'm watching you. (Glow)
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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I'm your future boss.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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ice cream monster
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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If life is fair, why do roses have thorns?
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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If you get pass the crappy words, i'm really nice.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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If you smell something funny, that isn't me.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Ignore this. Talk to me instead :)
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Imagineer
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Incoherence is common. And then the vampire bit her neck.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Insert epic slogan here.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Insomiacs have all the time in the world.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Insomnia walks you through your dreams.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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It feels right.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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It just dawned on me.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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It said my slogan is too long.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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It's a curse to read this.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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It's always sunny in this part of town. (Really sunny.) (uv)
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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It's been printed.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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It's more exciting to cross the street on green light.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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It's my slogan.
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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It's not a job if it was easy.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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It's not over 'til the fat lady lose weight.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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It's ok, I don't bite.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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It's ok, I own the place.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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It's your lucky day!
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Jock of all trades. (vinyl)
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Jolly old Saint Nicholas is having second childhood.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Journey to the Center of Dessert.
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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Juggler Intern.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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Juggling is my profession.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Jump ropes are evil.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Jupiter is a gaseous planet. It probably stinks there.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Keep dreaming. Good luck.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Keep smiling sunshine :)
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Keep that smile in your heart.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Keep your trust in people. Keep it very close to you.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Kermit was never a prince.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Knock me out.
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Kulot salot.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Lazy saturday, just waiting to get laid...
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Let them eat cupcake.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Let's get out of this noise...
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Let's Partee!!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Let's play Boss and Secretary.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Let's play house...
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Let's start an argument.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Life at its bestee.
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Life is a pizza party!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Life is easier without all the calorie counting.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Life is funnier than sitcoms.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Life is never boring when you have something to read.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Life is so funny. I laugh so hard, it hurts everytime.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Life lessons come after the tests.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Life would be harder if it came with a manual.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Like, that slogan is stoopid!
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Little Brother for Sale
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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LOL @ internet slang!
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Lomo is emo.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Look out for falling bird poop.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Look up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right!
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Look, stop staring!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Looking for challenging positions.
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Looking for No Strings Attached encounters - Pinnochio
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Lose the lambchops man.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Lose the text, loser!
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Losing is awesome when you're overweight.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Losing is good hen you're overweight.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Love your job. It doesn't have anyone else.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Make a difference. Don't add.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Make it today, your day.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Make-Your-Own-Slogan Day!
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Man is a figment of dogs' imagination.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Man, that's so phallic.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Manuals make it more complicated.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Many people these days have election difficurties.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Marriage is an important piece of paper.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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May the fork be with you.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Meatpacker.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Meet your match.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Men are meant to fly. And fall afterwards.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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MIdget have short lives.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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Mister Reese is veryy enigmatic
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Monsters are often misunderstood.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Monsters conquered my bedroom.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Monsters took over my bedroom.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Monsters work for bedspace.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Morbid is the new sarcasm.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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Most rated slogan on Threadless.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Mr. Always Right
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Mrs. Santa filed divorce after he kissed my mom.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Mrs. Santa has a thing for scruffy, old men.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Mrs. Santa has a thing for white pubes.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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MUNCH CRUNCH!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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My cat can eat your cat like lasagna.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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My friend says marketing is all bullshit.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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My knowledge is dangerous.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My little pony isn't little at all.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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My momma is badass.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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My shirt ate my slogan for breakfast.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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My shirt's been complaining of weird stares.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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My short attention span has served me real well.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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My slogan was here.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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My spacebar's
stuck!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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My spacebar's stuck!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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My super power is the power of friendship!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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My tee looks better than yours.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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My voodoo doll comes in handy when I'm bored.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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My, are those real?
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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My, how big your eyes are.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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naughty footsies
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Never ever say never.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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New Recruit
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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Nice people are boring.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Nice ride, cowboy!
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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No fine print here.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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No more excuses.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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No to Vandalism
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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No way rainyday! I'm keeping my sunshine :)
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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No way! Really.......? No way!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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No, I never met you in grade school.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Noisy Lister
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Non-designers kept on criticizing my shirts.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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noodle doodler
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Not another fat joke please.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Not another James Fajardo shirt.
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Not for sale. It's free.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Nothing beats fresh air. (green glow in the dark)
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Noun + verb + preposition.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Observe Silence.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Observing silence make it self-conscious.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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oh no you don't.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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oh no you don't.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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Oh yes! Looks like someone already submitted that slogan!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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Oh, you again!
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Oh. We have something in common.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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ok ok ok. I look awesome, happy now?
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Onion never wanted to hurt your feelings.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Ooopsies!
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Pain reminds you you're still alive. After that, you're dead.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Pain reminds you you're still alive... for now.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Pardon me, my ego is taking the driver's seat.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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People are intrinsicly good.
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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People don't read your tees.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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People kept on buying me shirts.
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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People who are never late always come first.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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People who can't draw are criticizing my artworks.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Perishable Goods
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Phoenixes are usually stressed and burnt out.
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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Pick-up lines never work on sweet folks like you.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Plagiarism is kidnapping of ideas.
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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Please dance only when I look away.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Please don't scream...
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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Please read something else.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Please stop being weird.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Plumbing won't get you over stage one.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Poo jokes stinks.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Popular Mechanic
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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porn crew
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Power stirring doesn't help much with my lemonade.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Press to talk.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Procastinators treat time sacred.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Procastinato~
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Proper pronouns know their etiquettes.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Puns are fun!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Push button to Eject Teacher
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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queenoffools stole deboraborealis' slogan
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Quitting moking doesn't make you a quitter.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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Quitting smoking doesn't make you a quitter.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Rainbowbright is hooked on weeds.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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Rainbows are ghey.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Rate my slogan.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Read out loud: You're gorgeous!
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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Read something.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Read your own slogan!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Read your own slogan!
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Read. You'll never know when it says 'Danger'.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Reading this will cost you two bucks.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Reading. It's what you're doing now.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Really, I'm a nice person...
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Recycling is riding the bike again.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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Relax, I've taken cared of the bad guys.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Release your inner geek.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Remember when I told you that I own this place..?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Respeto
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Rhetorical questions don't any answers, no?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Rudolph never recovered from runny nose.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Sadness can be eaten.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Santa is a burglar at heart.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Santa's elves are underpaid.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Santa's helpers filed child labor.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Score my slogans, will ya..!
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Scroll down.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Scrubs like it wet and slimey.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Search and Defrag
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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Secure your future. Padlocks for Sale.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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See this tee..?
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Self-Appointed Tee Critique
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Sharing. It's what you do whn the muffin goes bad.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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SHINE (BRIGHT!) -uv ink
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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Shite. I should've taken the blue pill.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Shopping is a clinical habit.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Shopping is the best medicine.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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Sign this shirt.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Silence Please.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Simple and Great!
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Sleeping beauty was under medication.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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Slogan Addict Anonymous
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Slogan Dominatrix
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Slogan Flooder
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Slogan Submissive.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Slogania Addictus
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Slogans are not for everyone.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Slowwww Day
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Smile! (It's a sunshiny day!) (uv)
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Smile. (It's a nice sunny day.) (uv)
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Smoking is not good for you. Specially on your sleeves.
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Snakes and ladders is such a corporate game.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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So what are you saying...
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Some people are all talk.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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Some slogan, huh?
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Someday, you will take that back.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Sorry I'm late.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Sorry, I don't understand the reference.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Sorry, I don't work for you.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Spank goodness!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Spare me a piece of bread...
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Spare me your daddy issues.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Speak your mind, not your halitosis.
of 58 votes, 7% like it
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Speling Challendg
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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Stop staring at my boobies.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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STUCK IS WHAT THE CAPS LOCK IS.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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Stuffed with Awesomeness
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Superman's so brave to wear such tights.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Sweet but not fattening.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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Sweetness! Your slogan has been printed.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Take me as hostage.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Taking a bath needs no debate.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Tee comes before you.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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Teeming with fish and sex appeal.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Teeming with fish and sex appeal.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Tell me, what are pinky toes for?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Text me a massage.
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Texttwist attack! wick tack attest sick tickets waist waste exit
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Thanks for checking out my slogan!
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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That person's been following me.
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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That's a load of bull.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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That's that?
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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That's the lamest pick-up line I heard all day.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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The All New Pulverizer Tee
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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The authorities have written no books.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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The big difference between angels and men is free willy.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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The coolest thing to do is go to Antartica.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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The Gynecologist is in.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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The internetz got you in its claws.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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The joker is so emo.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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THE most incredible slogan!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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The nazis are back. So retro.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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The others are waiting.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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The politically wrong word for short sleeve shirt is Amputee.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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The present tense of gone is ghost.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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The problem with most slogans is how to delete them (!)
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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The Selfish Goat says "Meeeee!"
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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The Signer
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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The television commercials are eating your brain.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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The three little red riding hood pigs went to market.
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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The tooth faeries swindled me.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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The traffic was terrible.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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The TV is eating your brain. Brains for as low as 2$! Hurry!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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The voices in my head are having a meeting.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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The world is oblate spheriod.
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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The world revolves around cookies and runs with milk.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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There is life after deadline.
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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There is no escape.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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There is no escaping real life.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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There was no other slogans available, so deal with this.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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There's a term for that.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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There's more to shirts than slogans.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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There's no need to be scared.
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Think in picture.
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Think of a slogan.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Think you can beat me at scrabble?
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Thinking has always been hard for the brain-challenged.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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This ain't stretchy enough if you're the hulk.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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This comes in stripes and plaids.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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This comes with a spare button.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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This economy produces so many unwanted and stupid slogans.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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This is a paid advertisement.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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This is a random stranger's shirt.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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This is as awesome it can ever get!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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This is my type of tee.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt can read minds. Then again it can't talk.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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This shirt comes off easily.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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This shirt sticks on the walls. Oh ait, that's a bubble gum.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt sticks on the walls. Oh wait, that's a bubble gum.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt works like magic.
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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This should balance the brimming awesomeness.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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This should explain the out of bed look.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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This stupid shirt got printed! Beat that!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Those emo kids think they're the only one with issues.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Those sly princes, always sneaking a kiss.
of 35 votes, 0% like it
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Threadless loves you.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Threadless, love more.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Threats are for puppies.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Time for your torment session.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Today is the big day. Let's rock!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Together we are awesome.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Together we create.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Total Genius
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Tough guys wear pink. Isn't it fab?
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Trim those sludge
of 50 votes, 4% like it
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Try looking for the hidden 3D image...
(uv 3D image)
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Try looking for the hidden 3d image...
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Try me! Squeeze my hand to hear me sing.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Try shutting up.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Try the next one.
of 35 votes, 3% like it
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Turtles don't eat pizza.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Two-minutes. It'll only take two minutes.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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typetees.com
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Unibrows hold the answers to the universe.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Vote wisely.... Wisely who?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Wait 'til you have kids.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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Want to see more?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Warning: High level of charm
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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Warning: Low tolerance for dumb jokes.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Watercooler conversations is the highlight of day jobs.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Waxing is evil. It hurts people.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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We are all held together by an invisible thread.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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We did not had sex. We did porn.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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We got you surrounded.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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We should study how to ignite cars using the other kind of gas.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Weekends are mere premise to another week.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Well, I never said you can't read.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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What are account executives for?
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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What are neckties for?
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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what is life without music?
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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What you're wearing can be a furniture.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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What's Santa up to every July?
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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What's the difference between a clown and a jester?
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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What's your excuse this time..
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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What's your favorite coloring position?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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What's your shampoo?
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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What's your sign?
I'm [Open]
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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What's your special circus talent?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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What, you've got a problem with two minutes?
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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When I die, I'll haunt you in the interwebs.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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When I grow up, I want to be a design.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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When I grow up, I want to be a fireman.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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When in doubt, don't ask me.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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When it rain, it pours. When I sing, it rains.
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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When work loves you back, you're doing it wrong.
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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When you love your work, work loves you back... more work!
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Where have you been? London to visit the queen??
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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Where on earth have you been?
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Who called for a forklift?
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Who needs a great slogan if you're goodlooking.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Why haven't they made superman's costume in secondary colors?
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Wicked B*tch
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Will work for money. Du'h.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Wine spirits don't go to heaven.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Without ice cream, life has no meaning.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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Wolverine is a shorty.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Words are better on paper.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Words on shirts were never this rad!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Words or sword~ Which is sharper?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Work smart. In other words, delegate.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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Working has taught me to value my vacation leaves.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Working smart is also called 'delegation'.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Works like a charm.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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Write your phone number here: ________.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Yeah, I'm awesome and stuff.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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You are annoying.
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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You are drop dead gorgeous. -Necrophilliac
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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You are what you eat. ~cannibal
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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You asked for this shirt?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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You can call me Later.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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You can never bet on gambling.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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You can't escape me. (glow)
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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You complete me. --jigsaw puzzle
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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You deserve some spanking!
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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You disgust me. In a sexy way.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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You don't mess with the carebears.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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You dropped your jaw.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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You have no idea. You must be a banker.
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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You have the right to remain silent. please use it.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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You just had your fifteen minutes of lame.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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You know what your problem is?
of 34 votes, 0% like it
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You make my eyes shriek
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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You need to exfoliate.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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You sly!
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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You smell kinda stinky...
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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You're a mess. Sexy mess.
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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You're boring and uncreative. Quit your job.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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You're so lame, you probably think this slogan is about you.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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You're the most funny boring person i know.
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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You're too short to be a bully.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Young and Obsolete.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Your beer belly got some serious six packs.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Your boss happened to have bully issues in gradeschool.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Your boss is evil.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Your eyebags are so emo.
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Your friend appears to be offline.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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your mom is wrong.
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Your phone number's safe with me.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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Your ringtone is friggin' annoying.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Your sarcasm has eaten your heart out.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Your staring is creeping me out.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Your television is brainwashing you.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Your washing machine seems like a big toy.
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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YouTube Superstar.
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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Zombies always beat the deadline.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Zombies can't think for themselves.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Zombies don't get brain-freezed over ice cream.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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{I [think (too much)]}
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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