I'm on my period, give me all your chocolate and nobody gets hurt
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Coffee - you can sleep when you're dead!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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i heart cake
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Coffee, a sleep-hater's best friend.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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served with fries!
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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its ok,
they know me here.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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You're just super-sensitive!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Turn that refrigerator off, you're killing polar bears!
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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COAT=Comfy Over A Top
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Dad: Dumb and Dangerous.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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It's ok, you have fuzzy felt for hair.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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It's all gone pear-shaped: but I like pears, and shapes.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Threadless: it's not a competition.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I was into Spanish Medieval Chamber Music BEFORE it was popular
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Fat is flavour.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Nectarines are just bald peaches
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I believe in miracles lalala you're prettttty grosss!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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hahaha your face is disgusting!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Picking your nose is disgusting!
*sticks finger up nose*
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My imaginary friend is laughing in your face.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Feel my fork.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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HAHAHA! I don't get it.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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You cry, I laugh.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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The Easter Bunny is my homebun.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Just your average unique person
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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I heart ponies
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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lalala
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Al Gore!
Save The Planet
(Or your money back!)
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Yellow snow is snowman pee.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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RUNEVERYWHERE!
save money
save the planet
(or your money back)
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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How come cats get 9 lives and we get 1? Just cause they're cute!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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IDIOT!
(that's Lithuanian for "beautiful")
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I've got one nerve left and you're getting on it!
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Run everywhere-
Travel faster!
Lose weight!
Save the planet!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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RAWWWWR!
did I scare you?
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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tomorrow: the yesterday of today
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I come with fries.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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My grillz are cheese grillz.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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random backwards is fsdhjvfvvdfvrfgr
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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dum and mad = mum and dad
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Everybody verybody erybody rybody body ody dy y.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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You can't spell families without lie.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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myspacebarbroke
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I'm no good at oneliners.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Superman died of a Kryptonite overdose.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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You just wasted 5 seconds reading my shirt.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Go find your mom
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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You came from ya' mom
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Because your mom said so
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Quit staring at my shirt and go play in traffic
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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If your mom was a flower I'd pick her
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Your mom makes my heart sing
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Your mom is rad
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Gimme some of your tots
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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hahaha! I don't get it :|
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Threadless.com made me do it!
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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YOUR mom think I'm rad.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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If you're reading this then you're a loser.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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My mom thinks I'm rad.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I am your mother.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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