60% of the time, this shirt is funny 100% of the time.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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A day without sunshine is, well, night.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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Anyone under forty who smokes a pipe is a pretentious douchebag.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Baseball players can't do steroids, but governors can.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Before numbers, it was I E>U
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Did you know that 42% of all statistics are made up on the spot?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Don't taste me bro!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Fútbol is Spanish for boring.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Horses, crippling people since Christopher Reeves.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I have a phobia that is more unique than your phobia.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I never apologize. Sorry, that's just how I am.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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I think I left my candy in my van... Wanna come get it?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I'm so excited! I'm so scared!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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If love is really blind, why is lingerie so popular?
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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If you learn Spanish, they'll let you into Amigoville.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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KIDSEXCHANGE
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Ladies: I liked The Notebook.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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Men in vans have the best candy.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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MISSING: my imaginary friend Steve.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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My other shirt's collar is popped.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My pen is large.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Rehab: my anti-drug
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Sex Panther Cologne: 60% of the time, it works every time.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The shirt is a lie
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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There's too much blood in my drug system.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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This is sexual innuendo.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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This shirt is not a truck, it's a series of threads!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Touch me, it's like you're playing Russian roulette with my fist.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Towel:massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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When life gives you racial slurs, make racial slurpees.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Who wants to get in on this man hug?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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You're just jealous that the voices in my head don't talk to you.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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