(first things that came to mind)

. my life sucks because of IB- don't do it, worst type of education ever (it consumes your life, even if you don't work)
. if you've ever thought of the possibility of another person in a relationship, don't get married. it gets messy
. i like life: friends, fun, food, drinks, SLEEP + someone else always has a better body than me = that's normal, deal with it
. i can go to great lengths for my friends
. i've been to 8 schools: international, local, private, british, boarding. that said, school is the only establishment i've been part of so far