I prefer to shoot the breeze with the mailman
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Vertical is the new up and down
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Some things are just better in black and white.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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A heavy baseline is my kind of silence.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My shirt is quite witty wouldn't you say?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I survived most of Highschool in my daydreams.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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The pen is mightier than the sword but what about the gun?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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The pen is mightier than the sword but the gun trumps all.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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All work and no plays makes me pretty dull.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I spell wow backwards how about you?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Do you ever get the feeling someone is reading your shirt?
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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My body formula = O+C+H+N+Ca+a lot of other elements.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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My body formula = O+C+H+N+Ca+plus a lot of other elements.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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My greatest wish is to have my own personal theme song.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My body = bone + acid + red stuff + electricity + water + organs.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Save the nuts first then the trees squirrels agree.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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My power level ... It starts with 9 and ends in thousand!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Do you ever get the feeling that someone is looking at your shirt
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Come on people Lesbihonest.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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The right to be ridiculous is something I hold dear.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Would you like some squats with that shake?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Statistics show that all work and no play make me dull.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Boss we need to talk about the all work no play policy.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Mii spellin iz atroshush.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Videogames teach life skills like math and jumping on turtles.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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While you were reading this shirt I took your wallet.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Get to de choppa.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I'll form the chest you form the head they form the arms and legs
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I passed Go and ended up in jail.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I saw twilight but all the vampires didn't come out till night.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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This work of art is called "Classic Me"
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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When I'm president national bacon day will become a reality.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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We may not be able to save the trees but we can save the nuts.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Take the time to read this and a hug is your reward.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I sold my soul to the devil and I got this shirt in return.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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This shirt protects me from the harsh elements and your eyes.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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My workout consists of various thumb excercises on a joypad.
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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I find internet arguements quite stimulating.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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With the kids sing out the future.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt is proof that I'm a fashionista
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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You wan't to know the meaning of life give me 5$ and Ill tell you
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I saved the world 100 times over in videogames that is.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Forget the Trees, save the nuts!!!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I heart this shirt and all that inhabit it.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I am all powerful in the arts of being cute and cuddly.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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A boob spelled backwards is still a boob and I have two.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Any stains on this shirt are dinners I thoroughly enjoyed.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Any stains on this shirt are considered art.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Living proof that evolution has failed us.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I can spell Wow backwards.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Rainbow matches with anything.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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You can touch but I can't be responsible for what happens next.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I can't talk right now so I bought this shirt to tell you that.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I can't really talk so I bought this shirt to tell you that.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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If your not first your last and your mom can't change that.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Front:Back Back: Front
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Front: Read my back. Back: Good job now give me a pat.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Front:C'mon Charlie Brown you can trust me. Back:I lied.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Me an my friends get no respect what does Scooby Doo that we dont
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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If you want to go where everybody knows your name go home.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I played the game Life and 100 dice rolls later I cant get ahead.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Want to see something awesome look up.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Deja vu ... Deja vu
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Boss I'm not going to lie to you all play and no work looks good
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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God thanks for keeping that guy with the pitchfork an fire away.
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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I collect pennies you laugh but in 365 days Ill have 3$ & 65c
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I don't know about you but my horoscope looks awesome.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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My horoscope is my past,present and future.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Do Re Mi ... Sorry that's all i know.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If you pay 15 dollars you can get this shirt too.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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This shirt protects my skin.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Folds better than Origami
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Caution: Handle with care,Flammable,Foldable,Do not use Bleach
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I was looking for a way to stand out so I bought this.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Well here I am in the 21st Centuary the future isn't too bright.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Whatever it is I didn't do it.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Yeah I try to stay on the ball and by ball I mean Earth.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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God thanks for keeping that guy with the pitchfork away,Yeah Sam.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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8 isn't only a number if you turn it sideways you get infinity.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I remember my first whopper.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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If you look with a microscope you can see the fibers.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Woah,woah,woah take a deep breath relax. I know I'm awesome jeez
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I stole the cookies from the cookie jar an I'd do it again!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Contents Include: Heart,Lungs,Ribs,Skin,Liver,Kidneys,Spine.
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I am turtle stomping princess rescuing moustache plumber at heart
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I would help but that sounds like a personal problem
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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I followed alice through the rabbit hole and found this.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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The money I owe you went to buying this shirt.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I put syrup on my waffles but bears prefer Honey on theirs.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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You feeling lucky punk! Well do ya .. great well have a good day!
of 14 votes, 0% like it
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HAHAHA oh you thought I was laughing with you no you are mistaken
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Honesty is the best policy but lying works as well people!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I spell nife without the K it sounds the same so who cares!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I spell nife without the K it sounds the same.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I spell nife without the K
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Oh so you like this shirt well you can't have it cause it's mine!
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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No no you can't run I will catch you Carmen Sandiago!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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No no you can't hide I will find you Waldo
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Google threadless and youll find this shirt made you life easier.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Halloween a time for egging teepeeing and Monsters awesome.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Can't find my best threadless shirt so I'm wearing this.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Ants are pretty awesome .. they work in grioups of a million
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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WARNING: Mi spelin iz atroshush
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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If I wear this shirt I'm not working today
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Why I bought this shirt: Protection from cold,rain,nakedness,sun
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Fire is good it cooks your food makes light and burns your foes.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I cant make your dreams but I can look good in this shirt for you
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Hey this is the shirt speaking .. PUT ME ON!!!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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Wit is like candy its so sweet
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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I find the world easier to see if I was colorblind
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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If the army used swords and sheilds instead of guns I'd join
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt! This shirt right here! This shirt is well I dont know
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Me and this shirt go way back like when I got it yesterday
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Look to the upper left of this shirt it's where my heart is
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Look to the upper left of this shirt ... it's where my heart was
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I hug trees and its just grand.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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All work an no play ... Wait a minute that sounds great!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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All work an no play makes Jack .. Wait a minute that sounds great
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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The beard on the outside doesn't matter its the one on the inside
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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My many faces: -_- >=) ^-^ T-T 0.0 XD =3 =D >_<
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a N.E.E.T and I'm proud
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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WARNING: The minimum amount of personal space I need is 5 feet
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Go green, It works for The Hulk
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Mai spillin iz atroshush
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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An with this shirt my chest becomes invisible!!!
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Is honesty the best policy I find lying works just as well
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I can have my cake and eat it to
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I took the cookies from the cookie jar and I'd do it again
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Honesty is the best policy but I find lying works just as well
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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WARNING: I have a habit of tripping over flat surfaces
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Help me Im having a sarcastaspasm
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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Hey man, that sounds like a personal problem
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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