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Feb 23 '11 by mezo
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Cottage Cheese BLARF.

Hi.

In an attempt to abort my beer baby without having to stop drinking the beer, I've been eating better & exercising.

My food diet is typically pretty healthy anyway, so only minor changes are taking place such as replacing Cheetos® (OMGILOVECHEETOS) with raw almonds and breakfast sandwiches (OMGILOVEBACONS) with cottege cheese & fruit.

OMGIHATECOTTAGECHEESE.
It's terrible. I can barely stomach it with fresh pineapple chunks. I've tried it with pepper & Tobasco® sauce, hated it. And I've tried it with raisins, sweet lord that was gross! It was like swallowing tiny old men swimming in a vat of tiny gloppy brains.

Do you eat/like cottage cheese? How do you enjoy it so it doesn't feel or taste like dead?

Side note, I like cottage cheese in mac & cheese or lasagna....but those options ain't that heathy.

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mullmuggins on Feb 23 '11 at 1:24pm

Barf! I am with you. Cottage cheese, sogross.

rodrigobhz on Feb 23 '11 at 1:24pm

stop drinking beer.

:P

marblecargirl on Feb 23 '11 at 1:26pm

FUCK COTTAGE CHEESE! Eat a veggie sausage.

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:27pm

rodrigobhz on Feb 23 '11 at 1:24pm stop drinking beer.

I don't understand what that means.

Veggie sausage is gooood, aubs, but not convienant. Takes up too much morning sleep time to make.

MAYBE that's the answer! I'll pour beers in the cottage cheeses!

mismonaut on Feb 23 '11 at 1:27pm

Cottage cheese is tasty with potato chips.

That doesn't really help the "eating healthy" thing you're trying to do, but still.

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:28pm

Like a dip?
I'm intruigued....

squintygirl on Feb 23 '11 at 1:31pm

Cottage cheese any my taste buds are enemies. I respect that feud, and keep them separated. I subsist mainly on dry Banana Nut Cheerios.

mismonaut on Feb 23 '11 at 1:31pm

Exactly like a dip. With green onions. And black pepper.

Delicious.

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:33pm

MMMM...Banan Nut Cherrios® are superior of all Cherrios® ! Our tastebuds are bros, squints.

Kerrn on Feb 23 '11 at 1:33pm

eat vanilla greek yogurt instead.

-k.

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:34pm

That doesn't seem terrible, sara! But right. Not relvant to my healthier eating interests.

Coleblotcky on Feb 23 '11 at 1:35pm

cottage cheese is my second favorite food of all time. for serious. (my first favorite is corn dogs)

i prefer my curds large. i typically just eat it right out of the tub. hot sauce, fruit, pepper. i even dip snickers bars in there. its heaven.

you're crazy if you can't dig on the cottage cheese.

wouldn't it be easier to eat something else than trying to stomach something you aren't a fan of?

Kerrn on Feb 23 '11 at 1:35pm

unless it's from
this guy...

-k.

tracerbullet on Feb 23 '11 at 1:38pm

i love cottage cheese, man. especially mixed in with some yogurt.

also, i JUST ate some raw almonds. i'm addicted to them.

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:39pm

Well, cole, you seem to be in the minority (although, corn dogs & I are blood brothers for lyfe). "I prefer my curds large" is the second most downright gross thing I've read following Kerrn's link.

But I guess you're right, it would be more wise to not force myself to like the curds....

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:41pm

I wish yogurts didn't have 1037204 grams of sugar in them.

tracerbullet on Feb 23 '11 at 1:41pm

one of my favorite meals growing up was egg noodles with cottage cheese and cinnamon sugar. you'd think it'd be weird, but it's so damn good.

PogoLightning on Feb 23 '11 at 1:41pm

This one time in high school I student directed a play. It was hilarious. Anyway, there's a point where some of the characters throw cottage cheese out the window while during a tribal chant/dance...anyway, it gets all over another character who was standing outside. I had to clean up cottage cheese for like 8 nights, it was nasty...
I found a clip on youtube...Skip to the very end, about 9:34, you can see...haha.

tracerbullet on Feb 23 '11 at 1:42pm

you're buying the wrong yogurts, then. there are some healthy yogurts out there! you could get greek yogurt and mix it with a bit of honey.

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:44pm

Hm, brian there's a similar Scandinavian food with cottage cheese & egg noodles that is tasty. Hot cottage cheese is good, when mixed with other stuff....but I can't seem to find the right enjoyable mix with the uncooked stuff.

BRB watching a play

tracerbullet on Feb 23 '11 at 1:44pm

about a month ago i roasted some almonds and mixed them with some cinnamon sugar. sure, it takes away a bit of the healthy part, but oh my fuck is it delicious.

01/22/11 - Cinnamon Sugar Roasted Almonds

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:45pm

Aren't Greek yogurts higher in fat?

Also, no honey, there's no nutritional value in it. It's no different that sugar. But mixing fruit would be ok I guess!

tracerbullet on Feb 23 '11 at 1:47pm

BUT HONEY IS DELICIOUS, DAMN IT. so is fruit. so go with fruit then.

Polyester Jones on Feb 23 '11 at 1:47pm

I like cottage cheese, so...
have you tried dry curd cottage cheese? It's got a slightly different texture - closer to ricotta I guess?

I don't like cottage cheese with sweet stuff though, blech. I usually have it plain, or with pepper, or in perogies.

tracerbullet on Feb 23 '11 at 1:48pm

fage offers a fat-free version of their yogurt

valorandvellum on Feb 23 '11 at 1:49pm

What if you had some lean ham and egg whites? Or oatmeal? Something that has MOAR flavor?

PogoLightning on Feb 23 '11 at 1:49pm

haha stef. the nerd is actually one of the funniest plays ever.

behind noises off.

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:49pm

HAHA! Warm water & cottege cheese....it's funny I only drink hot water.

Kerrn on Feb 23 '11 at 1:50pm

that sucks for that lady...not only did she have some stranger's splooge in her mouth...she had to announce to the whole store - look i know what semen tastes like and THAT is DEFINITELY semen!

i like to add granola and berries to my greek yogurt.

-k.

Twiggyhall on Feb 23 '11 at 1:50pm

I hate cottage cheese to death + I am forever on a diet = I may have some helpful tips:

*string cheese
*those laughing cow cheeses and/or the baby bell ones
*Tillamook little individual serving size cheeses - 'bout the same calorie count as the string cheese
*do you have a microwave at work? I find the veggie sausage patties heat up nicely if I put it in for 45 seconds
*veggie bacon also heats well in the microwave - 45 seconds, flip it, 45 more (60 calories for 2 slices!)
*egg whites
*hard-boiled eggs
*any kind of yogurt, but K's right on with the Greek - it's the healthiest kind. give it a dab of honey and/or a sprinkling of low fat granola to make it more edible
*protein bars - but check calorie and sugar content
*beef or turkey jerky

*add a piece of fresh fruit to any of these for an even healthier & more satisfying breakfast or snack

I'm stuck at the front desk all day and always looking for quick and easy protein sources that I can nom up here discreetly and without lots of cooking. Hope some of these ideas help you!

valorandvellum on Feb 23 '11 at 1:51pm

Those sound like good ideas!

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:51pm

DRY CURD? How is that possible, amelia??

Yes, priscilla, I do the oatmeals when I have enough time in the morning to make it. Its just easy to leave a tub of cottage cheese at work and snack on it when I get a hunger.

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:54pm

OH JEN. You have good ideas! Aside from the veggie bacon which is blasphemy to pigs who give up their lives to make our bellys smile.

I'm gonna make a switch to string cheese, jerkey, Greek yogurt, and hard boiled eggs! Thanks!

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HARD BOILED EGGS?!

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 1:54pm

tracerbullet on Feb 23 '11 at 1:57pm

you should try boiling some ham in water

Twiggyhall on Feb 23 '11 at 1:57pm

Yay, glad some of those ideas will work for you! :)

natural peanut butter on celery is also good - oh and veggies dipped in hummus NOM

Haha, I love the veggie bacon, tho'! Regular bacon has those little gnarly chewy fat blobs!

Twiggyhall on Feb 23 '11 at 1:59pm

Hot ham water FTW

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 2:00pm

With a smack of ham.

Veggie bacon is good in a BLT....alone makes my mouth Die Hard With A Vengance. Peanut butters on celery is A DELIGHT. Oh! Also cream cheese with rasins! IDEAS! IDEAS!

tracerbullet on Feb 23 '11 at 2:01pm

i perfected my hummus recipe the other week. bust fucking hummus ever. i could make love to my hummus.

Twiggyhall on Feb 23 '11 at 2:04pm

Share it, Brian??

tracerbullet on Feb 23 '11 at 2:05pm

i've got it on my computer at home. i'll share it later tonight!

tracerbullet on Feb 23 '11 at 2:07pm

PREVIEW: it uses sesame oil instead of tahini

Polyester Jones on Feb 23 '11 at 2:08pm

it's the kind you use to make perogies and stuff...otherwise there's too much moisture and it makes them fall apart.

Twiggyhall on Feb 23 '11 at 2:09pm

Awesome, thanks! I heart hummus so much

spacesick on Feb 23 '11 at 2:10pm

I ain't that beer baby's daddy!

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 2:10pm

Perogies....another food I don't like.

I promise I'm an unpicky eater!

Twiggyhall on Feb 23 '11 at 2:20pm

You ARE very unpicky, but it totes makes it harder when you have to narrow down your food choices :/

I'm picky as hell whether I'm dieting or not and I know I don't have to tell you that :p

mezo on Feb 23 '11 at 2:22pm

Yeah, jen, I'm still amazed you hate avocado....the fruit of the Truly Marvelous. (BTW, my husband went to Chupacabra for the first time ever but WITHOUT ME last weekend).

Chipmnk on Feb 23 '11 at 2:22pm

Cottage cheese doesn't really have any taste to me. It just kind of tastes like whatever I put on it or whatever I put it on.

mullmuggins on Feb 23 '11 at 2:27pm

If you are looking for desk snacks, I like carrot sticks, or rice cakes (do you have snack a jacks?)

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Mozzi on Aug 07 '07
BASICALLY, you're a dirty crotchpheasant and you should randomly contract a straing of AIDS, basically.

melo on Aug 23 '06
what the fuck?
your mother should kill you and start over.

tinsol, at 9:03am on May 24, 2006
Not sure what the hype is do alot of people like phonographs are is your whole highschool voting. Remember those little pencil sharpeners? I guess if you just add a few weird items slap on a page and people like that? would anyone wear it really?

hehehe, at 9:39pm on May 3, 2006
This reminds me of something that really, really sucks. The whole thing looks so awkward, this is just dumb.

Kimatay, at 12:09am on Apr 29, 2006
eww hes ugly
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second2none, at 1:29pm on Mar 30, 2006
a lot less... everything you've done here and it will be half decent. 1$

GLASSMATCHES, at 10:20pm on Dec 14, 2005
seriously...what were you thinking?
i should blow up your face.

merkthose, at 12:20pm on Nov 27, 2005
try harder

williamthacker7, at 5:50am on Apr 27, 2005
you twat this is a pile of shit any one can use stamp tool and stop trying to dress it up by putting on a whack stylized person

AngerIncarnate, at 9:31pm on Mar 21, 2005
this looks like an open invitation to hepatitis.

taddot, at 8:49pm on Jan 11, 2005
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MikkelM, at 8:21am on Jan 7, 2005
hehe Pretty "cute" ... and gay!

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