Hello. Getting presents in the mail is awesome. The esteemed Kevin Wells sent me stuff. See?
 I was viciously excited to see what was inside.  GLORY!  This is a beautiful letter complete with a work of art. I'm pretty sure that flaming brain is me & the twinkly Christmas tree is Kevin and I'm rushing to give him a hug.  Here is the bounty all neatly wrapped with care! Also included is a pile of packing peanuts!  The very first fateful thing I opened is midget pr0n. Pr0N!!!111!! Which, I'm concerned, may or may not co-star Chelsea Handler's nugget sidekick, Chewie. More investigation (i.e. me braving up to watch it) to come. Pun not intended.  Here's everything all unwrapped and loved! LOVED. There's delicious spicy candy (thanks Anna), not-so-delicious spicy Middle Eastern snacks, tiny beer bottle s & p shakers, a deer head lighter for when I'm feeling extra redneck and pyro, cumin seed, a Chip Kidd novel (!!!), pr0n, and packing peanuts.  THANK YOU KEVINSANTA!!
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- Refused  ________________ Those Who Drink HATERADE® _________________ Mozzi on Aug 07 '07 BASICALLY, you're a dirty crotchpheasant and you should randomly contract a straing of AIDS, basically. melo on Aug 23 '06 what the fuck? your mother should kill you and start over. tinsol, at 9:03am on May 24, 2006 Not sure what the hype is do alot of people like phonographs are is your whole highschool voting. Remember those little pencil sharpeners? I guess if you just add a few weird items slap on a page and people like that? would anyone wear it really? hehehe, at 9:39pm on May 3, 2006 This reminds me of something that really, really sucks. The whole thing looks so awkward, this is just dumb. Kimatay, at 12:09am on Apr 29, 2006 eww hes ugly i would not what to wear someone that ugly on my shirt second2none, at 1:29pm on Mar 30, 2006 a lot less... everything you've done here and it will be half decent. 1$ GLASSMATCHES, at 10:20pm on Dec 14, 2005 seriously...what were you thinking? i should blow up your face. merkthose, at 12:20pm on Nov 27, 2005 try harder williamthacker7, at 5:50am on Apr 27, 2005 you twat this is a pile of shit any one can use stamp tool and stop trying to dress it up by putting on a whack stylized person AngerIncarnate, at 9:31pm on Mar 21, 2005 this looks like an open invitation to hepatitis. taddot, at 8:49pm on Jan 11, 2005 ssssStupid MikkelM, at 8:21am on Jan 7, 2005 hehe Pretty "cute" ... and gay!  Drawnded by spacemitch  Drawnded by malcolm  Beware: Dale ain't worksafe! |
Dec 20 '10 by
Kevin has nice writing and interesting taste in pr0n.