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mezo aka Stef McFeters is a 31.28 year old girl, has been a member since December 6, 2004, has scored 5439 submissions, giving an average score of 2.93.
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  Sep 09 '08 by mezo        127 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on kirtsy   
...Tommy Bahama! For laying me off yesterday due to the dying economy!

Is 10:22 am too early to drink rum? What if I mix it with orange juice?
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shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Sep 09 '08 at 12:23pm
aw man!

and the answer is no
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Sep 09 '08 at 12:24pm
That's it! I'm going to continue to not purchase Tommy Bahama products!
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 12:24pm
That's the spirit, shirt! Funny enough, the rum I have is TB rum. Which I stole from a TB party. Straight up your butt!
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Sep 09 '08 at 12:24pm
fuck tommy up the bahama
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Sep 09 '08 at 12:24pm
the best rum is the free rum
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 12:25pm
Bless you, marbs. Those Hawaiian shirts looked ridiculous on your ample bosom anyways.

Deep in the Bholehama, isa!
Klinger
Klinger on Sep 09 '08 at 12:25pm
The guy's name is really "Tommy Bahama"? Sounds like an extra in the cast of The Godfather.

Probably only good will come of this.
Klinger
Klinger on Sep 09 '08 at 12:25pm
The guy's name is really "Tommy Bahama"? Sounds like an extra in the cast of The Godfather.

Probably only good will come of this.
chelly
chelly on Sep 09 '08 at 12:26pm
oh fuck.

not cool tommy. very not cool forever.

sorry mezo. that sucks dirty monkey balls.
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 12:26pm
Tommy Bahama is a fictional character of the company, klinger.
sonmi
   sonmi on Sep 09 '08 at 12:27pm
FACK!
Ste7en
   Ste7en on Sep 09 '08 at 12:27pm
right in the klinger
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 12:27pm
It's alright, chells, this just means I can't buy as many boozes for others during Chicargoing. This also means I have to pack low cut shirts to fool others into buying some for me.
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Sep 09 '08 at 12:27pm

are you enjoying hte pacific northwest despite this recent unemployment?
SoulfumeInc
SoulfumeInc on Sep 09 '08 at 12:27pm
F that!

i ate at a TB restaurant, and it was not very good. so there!
Raid71
   Raid71 on Sep 09 '08 at 12:27pm
what a turd!!... two fingers to Tommy Bahama
the czar
the czar on Sep 09 '08 at 12:27pm
That sucks! My wife's ad agency went under last month. We feel your pain!
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Sep 09 '08 at 12:28pm
I'll lay you off!
Klinger
Klinger on Sep 09 '08 at 12:28pm
Hey, what do I know... I'm Canadian and there is no Tommy what'shisface here.
chelly
chelly on Sep 09 '08 at 12:29pm
i am sure whoever did the firing was terrified at your potential reaction. they are currently changing all the locks and putting security cameras in the parking lot.
jean_warhol
jean_warhol on Sep 09 '08 at 12:30pm
that blows! you'll find something better tho
phones
phones on Sep 09 '08 at 12:30pm
yikes! that sucks! maybe time to sub some subs?
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 12:30pm
The weather has been absolutely beautiful up here, shirt. So, yeah! Are you going to Chicago?

You probably paid too much for sub-par food, eh, soul?

Add one more finger to make the shocker, raid!

Dang, czar, sorry to read that! Creative types nation-wide getting the turd boot.

Too far, digits!

If you're Canadian, then you know poutine klinger.

It was actually more sad than mad, chells, like a girl, I almost wept. Stupid hormones!
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 12:32pm
Thanks jean, but the options are really slim...

I've got a running list already, phones.
Klinger
Klinger on Sep 09 '08 at 12:32pm
Yes, I know poutine... it's not just a food; it's a lifestyle over here.
zipperking
   zipperking on Sep 09 '08 at 12:32pm
i'm headed over to my dad's closet right now and am going to burn all his shirts. It needed to happen anyway!
Kookaberry
Kookaberry on Sep 09 '08 at 12:33pm
That's the one nice thing about working in the behavioral health field. When the economy tanks we get even MORE clients.
chelly
chelly on Sep 09 '08 at 12:33pm
TEARS OF ACID!
Kookaberry
Kookaberry on Sep 09 '08 at 12:33pm
But it kills your soul. What did you do exactly for the company?
Raid71
   Raid71 on Sep 09 '08 at 12:34pm
Add one more finger to make the shocker, raid!

Not the British thing to do, but this situation does warrant a 3 fingered insult... !!!
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 12:34pm
Y'all should be pleased to know, klinger, that outine is responsible for keeping lots of Americans out of Canada. And by "lots of" I mean me.

HAHAHA, ZIPPER! Yes! Burn them all! Let god sort 'em out!
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 12:35pm
First I did textile design, kooka, then for the last 3 months I did graphic design.

TEARS OF LAME CHELLS.
Kookaberry
Kookaberry on Sep 09 '08 at 12:36pm
Time to go to the beach!
fatheed
   fatheed on Sep 09 '08 at 12:37pm
I'm so confused right now.
chelly
chelly on Sep 09 '08 at 12:38pm
i would save up your tears and drink them ala Cry Baby (and come dance at your jail if you should, say, start a little fire)
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 12:38pm
Will you buy me a beer in Chicago, fat?
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 09 '08 at 12:40pm
tommy bahama?

more like tommy bawhatabunchofuckfacesnoonelaysoffmezoyouhearmenoone!
Klinger
Klinger on Sep 09 '08 at 12:44pm
mezo - "Y'all should be pleased to know, klinger, that outine is responsible for keeping lots of Americans out of Canada. And by "lots of" I mean me."

Huh? Can you elaborate? How so and why would I be pleased about it?
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 12:49pm
My hero, tora!

Because poutine is a horrifying anomaly, klinger.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 09 '08 at 12:53pm
I will buy you beers

as long as for every one you get, your shirt cut gets lower

until you're basically wearing an open vest

preferably denim

yeah

wear a denim vest with the sleaves ripped off

i will buy you beer so hard
Sarcasticatbest
Sarcasticatbest on Sep 09 '08 at 12:53pm
Mmm poutine, so misunderstood.
Sorry for your current lack of employment.
jayrawz
jayrawz on Sep 09 '08 at 12:54pm
FACK!!
stubby43
stubby43 on Sep 09 '08 at 12:57pm
damn it.
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 12:57pm
Dammit, tora, don't make me pull out the Jordache vest with the giant Poison patch on the back! I'll do it! I will!
Klinger
Klinger on Sep 09 '08 at 12:58pm
mezo - I keep my intake down to once a year. You'll be pleased to hear that there is a restaurant here that sells 101 varieties of the stuff. But this isn't about my poutine intake, and that fact that it will probably never become a commodity listed in our free trade agreement; this is about your obviously un-warranted-n0-notice-given-lay off... bastards.

I think when it comes to these kinds of matters, there are no rules concerning when you could start drinking.
ladykat
ladykat on Sep 09 '08 at 12:59pm
What?! They're losers!!!!! And better for you anyway, you'll see you didn't need their crap!

Also, *hugs*

And a couple of frozen cosmopolitans!
ladykat
ladykat on Sep 09 '08 at 1:01pm
Hmm, they must have melted.




Actually, they never were frozen. I was just shocked to see that photo as the first one on the image search when I googled frozen cosmopolitans - 'cause I made those and took they photo, and like I said, they were never frozen in the first place!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 09 '08 at 1:02pm
jordache gets me so hote
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 1:02pm
A fan of early hours boozing is a friend of mine, klinger, regardless of cheese curds & gravy intake.

HAHA! Thanks, kate. Frozen or not, they're still yummy! We'll always have Paris.
mezo
   mezo on Sep 09 '08 at 1:03pm
HAHA! Hote! I made lol whenever tasha would say that IRL.

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Mozzi on Aug 07 '07
BASICALLY, you're a dirty crotchpheasant and you should randomly contract a straing of AIDS, basically.

melo on Aug 23 '06
what the fuck?
your mother should kill you and start over.

tinsol, at 9:03am on May 24, 2006
Not sure what the hype is do alot of people like phonographs are is your whole highschool voting. Remember those little pencil sharpeners? I guess if you just add a few weird items slap on a page and people like that? would anyone wear it really?

hehehe, at 9:39pm on May 3, 2006
This reminds me of something that really, really sucks. The whole thing looks so awkward, this is just dumb.

Kimatay, at 12:09am on Apr 29, 2006
eww hes ugly
i would not what to wear someone that ugly on my shirt

second2none, at 1:29pm on Mar 30, 2006
a lot less... everything you've done here and it will be half decent. 1$

GLASSMATCHES, at 10:20pm on Dec 14, 2005
seriously...what were you thinking?
i should blow up your face.

merkthose, at 12:20pm on Nov 27, 2005
try harder

williamthacker7, at 5:50am on Apr 27, 2005
you twat this is a pile of shit any one can use stamp tool and stop trying to dress it up by putting on a whack stylized person

AngerIncarnate, at 9:31pm on Mar 21, 2005
this looks like an open invitation to hepatitis.

taddot, at 8:49pm on Jan 11, 2005
ssssStupid

MikkelM, at 8:21am on Jan 7, 2005
hehe Pretty "cute" ... and gay!
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