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mezo aka Stef McFeters is a 34.76 year old girl, has been a member since December 6, 2004, has scored 7,382 submissions, giving an average score of 3.19, helping 672 designs get printed.

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Dec 04 '07 by mezo
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BITCH!

about Hello Dave

...who just snatched the last girly Medium right in the middle of my order?! I will kill you with my mind!

*strains very hard with mind assault

* poots as a result

Curses!!!
Foiled always!!!

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littlem on Dec 04 '07 at 11:55pm

i would say it was i, but it was not. because i was wearing my girly small to bed last night.

but i do so love it when you call me bitch!

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 12:16am

Dammit!

I'm too FAT for a small.

Bitch!

JOHN2 on Dec 05 '07 at 12:20am

too much sass going on in here! tone it down ladies..

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 12:36am

I love you, john2.

littlem on Dec 05 '07 at 12:37am

yeah! you know what i like!

and you are not fat, stefhole!!

littlem on Dec 05 '07 at 12:38am

hi, JOHN2!

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 12:39am

Too fat for a TEENY TINY SMALL SHIRT.

I don't work out like you, princess annhole of the Moist Forest.

ofthecoast on Dec 05 '07 at 12:40am

I didn't do it.

But if I had, it would only be so that I could send it to you as a suprise!

littlem on Dec 05 '07 at 12:42am

when i don't work out, i shrivel to nothingness, which is why i can wear the smalls.

you're killin me, smalls!

moist forest..hahahahahaha

jublin on Dec 05 '07 at 12:50am

is this like an old ladies only blog or what up?

shirtflirt on Dec 05 '07 at 12:57am

ruh roh shaggy

littlem on Dec 05 '07 at 12:58am

shut up, twerp!

look over there! it's a shark!

valorandvellum on Dec 05 '07 at 1:14am

This blog made me giggle like there was no tomorrow.

Except for mezo's ordering woes. I wept then. This blog fills me with mixed emotions. I'm gonna go write in my diary now!

Mike4507 on Dec 05 '07 at 1:15am

It's ok mezo. I still love you.

shirtflirt on Dec 05 '07 at 1:16am

i think it's comedy mixed with petty larceny

lajlaj on Dec 05 '07 at 1:16am

i was about to feel bad, but i took the girly small.

jublin on Dec 05 '07 at 1:18am

this blog reminds me of this book.

i hate it, but that cartoon jay is just SO CUTE.

iPear on Dec 05 '07 at 1:20am

*ting* please turn the page

littlem on Dec 05 '07 at 1:20am

i, too, have mixed feelings. or perhaps, mixed insides. i'm gonna go write in my diarrhea and the try to sleep.

xo

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 11:01am

What a sweet sentiment, offthecoast! You are a holiday cookie.

You have the fit cinched waist of a Renaissance maiden, annie. It doesn't even make natural sense considering baies once lived in there.

Always wipe front to back, jubs.

Weep for humanity, priscilla. Weep that I just recieved enough STPs to get that shirt which I've wanted since it was subbed. And most of all, weep for the boll weevil and his constant hunger for cotton.

And I still love your mustache, mikenumbers.

It's a travesty is what it is, shirt.

You are safe from mind wrath, laj!

Make it all better, ipear. Say something funny.

blossompossum on Dec 05 '07 at 11:06am

Is it possible for you to get an XL and take it in?

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 11:47am

...what? Like with safety pins & Elmer's glue?

littlem on Dec 05 '07 at 11:48am

with safety pins and elmer fudd!

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 11:51am

Are you IL with me, annhead?

blossompossum on Dec 05 '07 at 11:53am

A needle and thread (or a sewing machine) may be a bit safer than safety pins and glue, Stef :P I'm pretty sure the prints are all the same size, so taking in the shirt shouldn't distort it.

littlem on Dec 05 '07 at 11:53am

you know the answer to that already...

ttrrrueuueuuueue, lubbbbbbbbbvvvv

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 11:53am

I can't sew, blossom. I'm a failure as a lady.

g3rpander on Dec 05 '07 at 11:59am

Mm-mh Blossom. We never missed an episode at the state pen.

blossompossum on Dec 05 '07 at 12:04pm

That girl has one damn pointy chin.

MrDomino on Dec 05 '07 at 12:04pm

You could buy a large and persuade ladykat to alter it into a fashionably fitting creation. You have goods and services, barter.

g3rpander on Dec 05 '07 at 12:05pm

You know what they say about pointy chin chins.

Robsoul on Dec 05 '07 at 12:08pm

I may have an extra girly large, it's yours if I do. I'll check tonite.

Robsoul on Dec 05 '07 at 12:10pm

ha, that's so funny, we were have a discussion about Blossom the other day at work, G3r. We wikipedia'd her and found out what's been happening in her life. Happy Hanukkah.

g3rpander on Dec 05 '07 at 12:10pm

Rob definitely has some girly larges.

squintygirl on Dec 05 '07 at 12:10pm

I couldn't fit a girly medium over my meaty forearms.

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 12:11pm

You and annhole wanna 3way me, gerp. Don't try to throw Blossom into the mix. It's already dirty enough.

No larges left, mr.dom!

ROB! Really? That would be a dream! That would also make #2 (hee hee) of the shirts you've sent me. You are a national treasure.

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 12:14pm

You mean meaty baby compartment, squints.

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 12:14pm

.....it's be funny if someone gave birth to a 4 lb t-bone steak.

squintygirl on Dec 05 '07 at 12:15pm

Would you eat it?

squintygirl on Dec 05 '07 at 12:16pm

And my forearms are actually rather meaty, to match the rest of me.

littlem on Dec 05 '07 at 12:16pm

3way! it's myway or the biway!

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 12:17pm

BIWAY! Ha!

I would consider eating a vagina steak...only if it were rinsed of afterbirth.

g3rpander on Dec 05 '07 at 12:17pm

I call bottom!

littlem on Dec 05 '07 at 12:22pm

you would!!

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 12:23pm

I call the next room over!

littlem on Dec 05 '07 at 12:25pm

i call room service!

Robsoul on Dec 05 '07 at 10:17pm

alas, I do not have any extras.

so sorry, stef.

hopefully it's reprinted on pure silver for your booty.

mezo on Dec 05 '07 at 10:35pm

Drats! Thanks for checking, rob. You are sweet for that.

Now Im back to hating the ho that snatched this SECONDS before I got it!

jublin on Dec 05 '07 at 11:15pm

haters come around from DOWNtown. i get surround sound. i get BIG.

i doubt i got a girly size for that shirt, but it is supposed to be random i think so i can check when i go home for the holiDAZE.

iDanSimpson on Dec 05 '07 at 11:16pm

I'll stab that bitch in the hair.

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Mozzi on Aug 07 '07
BASICALLY, you're a dirty crotchpheasant and you should randomly contract a straing of AIDS, basically.

melo on Aug 23 '06
what the fuck?
your mother should kill you and start over.

tinsol, at 9:03am on May 24, 2006
Not sure what the hype is do alot of people like phonographs are is your whole highschool voting. Remember those little pencil sharpeners? I guess if you just add a few weird items slap on a page and people like that? would anyone wear it really?

hehehe, at 9:39pm on May 3, 2006
This reminds me of something that really, really sucks. The whole thing looks so awkward, this is just dumb.

Kimatay, at 12:09am on Apr 29, 2006
eww hes ugly
i would not what to wear someone that ugly on my shirt

second2none, at 1:29pm on Mar 30, 2006
a lot less... everything you've done here and it will be half decent. 1$

GLASSMATCHES, at 10:20pm on Dec 14, 2005
seriously...what were you thinking?
i should blow up your face.

merkthose, at 12:20pm on Nov 27, 2005
try harder

williamthacker7, at 5:50am on Apr 27, 2005
you twat this is a pile of shit any one can use stamp tool and stop trying to dress it up by putting on a whack stylized person

AngerIncarnate, at 9:31pm on Mar 21, 2005
this looks like an open invitation to hepatitis.

taddot, at 8:49pm on Jan 11, 2005
ssssStupid

MikkelM, at 8:21am on Jan 7, 2005
hehe Pretty "cute" ... and gay!

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