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Eugene42
Eugene42 aka Eugene is a 20.52 year old boy, has been a member since April 10, 2008, has scored 20 submissions, giving an average score of 1.60.
  May 02 '08 by Eugene42        39 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Unless I'm missing something, these are all of the slogan-shirts that won:
http://www.threadless.com/catalog/line,typetees

You'd notice that the top row is nearly 300 days old (going by blog posts about the shirts), and the rest are 600-700 days old. Do they only select winners once a year or something?

I thought one up that has a 41% approval rate, that's higher then the president, come on! :P

But seriously folks, is there some automatic threshold that needs to be passed before the staff even see it? It's pretty much impossible (not to mention futile and mind-numbing) for them to review ALL of the submitted slogans.

From looking at past winners it seems passing 50% triggers some sort of magical, wonder-us something... that puts it on their radars. But it doesn't really decide anything, I saw a 71% slogan that had more votes then a %50-something one.. from the same user. And the 50%-something one won.

The point is getting on their radar I suppose. What's also strange is that some slogans just take off and have hundreds of votes (good or bad) while others just have a few dozen. A 50% slogan with say, 60 votes, is dead-in-the-water.

But how/why do only some ramp up on the number of voters so much?

valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on May 02 '08 at 8:31pm
Once a year the Threadless staff throws a dart at the slogan board and whichever one the dart hits gets printed.
shimala
shimala on May 02 '08 at 8:43pm
That link you posted shows only the Type Tees that are in stock.
here's all of the sold out slogan tees

We just picked some new ones this week so stay tuned

This may help... click
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on May 02 '08 at 8:45pm
Eugene, who is that snarky little rat faced boy in your avatar?
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on May 02 '08 at 8:45pm
that 26% one gives me hope for one day. . . .one day very very far away. . .
Malcolm Man
Malcolm Man on May 02 '08 at 8:46pm
woops, I thought you were a different Eugene. I take back everything.
Eugene42
Eugene42 on May 02 '08 at 8:57pm
Gee Malcolm Man you don't at all sound like a psychopath...
--

Thanks shimala, that's a very useful link (seems a bit dated?). You guys should make an official one (bet its stupid easy to code, at least compared to doing it by hand).

That 26% one blows my theories out of the water! I can't really think of any other ways you could possibly do it other then throwing darts. At first I thought valorandvellum was joking.. now I'm not so sure! :P
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on May 02 '08 at 9:01pm
I like the 26% one, but it's cute, and votetards are horrid in all forms, written or otherwise designed.
Eugene42
Eugene42 on May 02 '08 at 9:04pm
But how on earth can they get past the signal-to-noise ratio if they are looking at slogans as low as 26%?
SnakeMan
SnakeMan on May 02 '08 at 9:15pm
74

just sayin...
SnakeMan
SnakeMan on May 02 '08 at 9:15pm
sad face
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on May 02 '08 at 9:17pm
Yeah, I don't know. My joke slogan about hamsters is doing better than one of my "real" ones.
V1ctorya
V1ctorya on May 02 '08 at 9:23pm
I think it's the same way that literary houses get through the thousands of manuscripts sent to them each day.

Interns.

That's my theory.

or assistants. I had to do slush pile reading once upon a job.
againstbound
   againstbound on May 02 '08 at 9:25pm
slogan prints are a huge mystery, but also, you've been here less than a month! bea patient, i've been here 6 moths and none of my slogans has reached 100 votes, just keep your slogans coming out and have faith that perhaps someday you'll get printed
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on May 02 '08 at 9:25pm
hahaha, malcom, were you thinking haya? that's what i thought for a moment.
againstbound
   againstbound on May 02 '08 at 9:26pm
wait, did shimala just said they're printing type tees again? =O
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on May 02 '08 at 9:37pm
i updated garnett f's blog
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on May 02 '08 at 9:37pm
News of new slogan type tees? It's about diggity-dang time yo! Can't wait to get my paws2 on some funny wordsies on t-shirts again. I'm hoping Nintechno will finally have his day in the slogan sun.

Maltzmania
Maltzmania on May 02 '08 at 9:38pm
againstbound
   againstbound on May 02 '08 at 9:39pm
As long as that fucking frickinawesome doesn't get another print, he wants all for himself
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on May 02 '08 at 9:39pm
Thanks Maltz, much appreciated!

Eugene as for your slogans, your slogan referencing itself would never work as a tee, but it is a cute computer slogan experiment. Also, your profanity one is very good. It could use a stupid curse word right after that sentence to bang the point home. Welcome to the wonderful word of addicitively making slogans! Check out the Official Slogan Club too.
againstbound
   againstbound on May 02 '08 at 9:40pm
(OH SHIT HE'S HERE!)

Hey FA, what up dog? How you're doing yo? Great slogans as always dude, you're cool man, you're cool
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on May 02 '08 at 9:40pm
MORE TYPE TEE PRINTS....I WILL EAT THEM ALL!!!

NOM NOM NOM *BURP* DAMNED ROUNDED LETTERS ALWAYS HURTING THE BRIDGES OF MY MOUTH!
againstbound
   againstbound on May 02 '08 at 9:41pm
i'll go bump the OSC blog for this potential newcomer (and for selfwhoring as always)
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on May 02 '08 at 9:42pm
*looks into AB's eyes with a cold, distant stare*

Thanks man, much appreciated.

*keeps cold stare at AB until he shrinks into a ball of crumpled newspapaer in the corner*
againstbound
   againstbound on May 02 '08 at 9:43pm
*faints*
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on May 02 '08 at 9:44pm
*cuts AB's hair for future slogan potion*
MadIron
MadIron on May 02 '08 at 9:45pm
Do you guys know how tired I am today?

So tired.
againstbound
   againstbound on May 02 '08 at 9:45pm
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Not the hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*evaporates leaving no trail of his existence aside from the closthes he was wearing*
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on May 02 '08 at 9:48pm
MadIron, get thee over to the OSC club for a comment or three!
Eugene42
Eugene42 on May 02 '08 at 9:49pm
Maltzmania, kickass.

FRICKINAWESOME: Well yeah, I added the self-referenced one after I posted this blog. Heh, I know that one is probably not a serious contender.

As for the other one: I really really wanted it to end with a curseword but they are filtered! I tried a variation that ended with 'IDIOT' because it wouldn't let me use a decent word, but its lame (Not to mention that I ran out of space, so it took a bit of trimming).

I'll go a-googling for the Official Slogan Club, thanks. Bugs the hell out of me however that the rankings/votings seem to be meaningless...
againstbound
   againstbound on May 02 '08 at 9:52pm
MadIron! Sup man?!

Eugene-dont google, i just bumped it for shameless self-whoring you, it's right up int the blogs
MadIron
MadIron on May 02 '08 at 10:00pm
Not much duder! I saw a slogan blog and I wanted to make a rare appearance.

Hey Eugene42! If you vote positively on my slogans, I won't give you internet herpes. So go. Do it.

Or else.
Eugene42
Eugene42 on May 02 '08 at 10:02pm
MadIron: I think so for this blog post of mine has cast a paw over the whole voting-system of the slogans.

It appears the points don't matter, just like Who's Line, or the upcoming elections.
Eugene42
Eugene42 on May 02 '08 at 10:02pm
*far, not for. It's 6AM, meh.
Wish there was a little edit button to edit posts..
MadIron
MadIron on May 02 '08 at 10:16pm
Of course they matter Eugene! Maybe if only to the sloganeer, but they matter. It proves that your wit is sharp and strong.

Or that you're really really good at begging for votes.

Don't make me beg Eugene. Not here.
Eugene42
Eugene42 on May 02 '08 at 10:23pm
Well.. I just clicked most of yours.

Not that I think it matters, since you need hundreds of them and if its good it will stand on its own, and because I already know that my wit is sharp and strong.

Now do me.

(see what I did there?)
MadIron
MadIron on May 02 '08 at 10:34pm
UNF UNF UNF

sorry baby i've never finished that quickly before
MadIron
MadIron on May 02 '08 at 10:34pm
oh, nice ones by the way.

"Profanity" is killer.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on May 03 '08 at 1:49am
Eugene, the percentages mean a whole bunch actually. There was only one slogan below 40 percent printed, and most are in the high 50's to 70 percent to really score a slogan victory. So don't just single out the one low score and say they don't matter. That is all i gotta comment on this one.
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