What did the cavemen use to kill germs?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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That Seinfeld theme song is the worst thing ever.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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On a scale of 1 - High, I'm a 10.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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AS STONED AS DIAMONDS
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I eat pirates for breakfast.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I hate comma splices.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Aesthetics are not subjective.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I'll onomatopoeia your brains out. Bam!
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I dig cemetaries.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Film school is overrated.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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I punctuate properly.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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I'd rather be breakfasting.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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You are more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I love sharks because I hate fish.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Ask me about my good grammar.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Ask me about my scathing wit.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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