"You" can do wonder's, when punctuation is added in ext
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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(front) I'll scratch your back... (back) ...If you scratch mine.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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(mirror writing) You really need to stop being so self-conceited.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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(on a hotdog) Ask Me About My Wiener!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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(on front) I scratch your back. (on back) You scratch mine.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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(regular ink) Inside I'm cool and calm.(UV ink) Outside I'm wild!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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*Gasp* Dumbledore 's Gay?!
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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always say hello to strangers
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Answering to me is like answering to a god.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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are you from tennessee? 'cause you're the only ten i see
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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As Long As You Have Legs, You Will Make It Far In Track.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Being a stalker has its ups and downs, but mostly downs.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Being Yourself Is Only Fun When You're Famous.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Best Friends Forever! Or Until You Hear What I Did Last Night.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Boy Bands Are My Secret Obsession.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Can love really bleed?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Candy is jealous 'cause im so sweet.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Chuck Norris For President.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Chuck Norris is not A beast; he is THE beast.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Chuck Norris jokes need to be silenced!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Cock-a-doodle-SHUT-UP!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Did you say free candy? Count me in!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Disney is the Equivalent of the Satan of all Theme Parks.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Do you remember me, or is your Alzheimer's kicking in?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Don't Stop Believing!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Don't worry, there's a bit of a stalker in us all.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Dude, thanks for spitting on me.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Edgar Allen Poe is my homeboy.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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edgar allen poe was one very scary man.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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Eleanor Rigby is my homegirl.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Even the best have apples fall on their heads.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Everybody Have Fun Tonight; Everybody Wang Chung Tonight!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Everyone in this world owes me an apology.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Everyone thinks I'm annoying. But you don't. Right? Right? Right?
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Feel Free To Look All You Want, But Please Don't Touch
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Friends are just fiends without the r.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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FYI, Cannibalism is banned in most countries.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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Genuine Creeper
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Have you heard the one about the chicken who crossed the road?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Home is where the FEROCIOUS MAN EATING BEAST lives.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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How odd that they took the same midnight train goin anywhere.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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How old are you, madam?
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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I always answer true or false on extended response questions.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I Am Just A Figment Of Your Vast Imagination.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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i believe the chicken came first
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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i believe the egg came first
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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i bet i can name pi faster than you can- apple, cherry, lemon,...
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I can speak whale.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I can talk to animals.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I Crash and Burn on a Daily Basis.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I don't even know why I wasted my energy getting to know you.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I don't steal; I "borrow".
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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I eat Pie 3.14 times a day.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I Get Kicked Out Of Clubs For Showing Too Much Enthusiasm
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I get uncomfortable when people read slogans on my shirts.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I have a degree from Harvard.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I have friends, just not human friends.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
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I Just Learned To Keep My Cannibalism On The Down Low.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I LOVE FAKE SCREAMING WITH ALL CAPS
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I love kids! In a non-molester-ish way...
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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i need threadless like a fat boy needs his cake
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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i never hesitate to take candy from strangers
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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I predict that in the next 3 seconds you will be laughing.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I Proposed With A Baseball Diamond Ring.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I really wish i had a jeanie to grant me a wish.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I Spit At Do Not Enter Signs.
of 20 votes, 0% like it
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I Wish I Was As Cool As You.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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i wish i was spongebob just so i could live inside a pineapple
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I would take off my shirt, but i don't want to embarass anyone.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'm allowed to grant you 3 wishes. I see you've used your first.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm always up for a Conga line.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I'm forever yours until we break-up.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I'm Going To Go Brush My Hair!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not a stalker; I just happen to be wherever you are.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'm not late, I'm just not early
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm not stealing your purse; that's gravity taking it.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I'm one of the Village People!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I'm secretly Batman, so don't tell anyone.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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i'm so peaceful, i'm like budda
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I'm so self-conceited that I have my own orbit.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I'm too cool for slogans.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I'm too cool for you.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Ice cubes are envious of my coolness.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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if chuck norris is so great, why isn't he our president?
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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If i was hungry like the wolf, I would be a cannibal.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If I'm staring at your answers, I'm just checking up on you.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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if only we were all a little more like michael jackson...
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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If Only We Were All Like Michael Jackson...
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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if someone offers you candy, make sure you take it
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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if you're able to read this, congrats!
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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Insects Bug Me.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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la la la, i can't hear you!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Lets Be Friends.
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Lets do lunch. You look like you could use it.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Lets go for a long stroll in the woods and never come back.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Lets Run In The Rain And Act Happy While Getting Soaked!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Lets send the Earth into a parallel universe!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Look All You Want, But Don't Touch
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Love does not make the world go 'round. Gravity does.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Making Fun Of Nerds Is So Dorky.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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May I Call You A Fun Pet Name?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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My goal for the future is to take over the world.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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My parents are aliens.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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my split personalitly says i shouldn't be friends with you
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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My thoughts aren't even worth a penny.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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never underestimate the power of WORDS!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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No need to panic- I'm here now.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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No, i will not take my shirt off for you, geez.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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No, I do not want to make-out with you!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Obama For Yo Mama.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Official Member of the Random Dance Club.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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omb! (oh my budda)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Original Thoughts Are In The Hands Of The Creator.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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peace, love, and music
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Pi day only comes once a year!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Pigs can fly if they put their mind to it
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Plan A is to become a superhero. There is no plan B.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Please don't be afraid; I don't bite, but the T-shirt does.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Please donate money to the charity of Me.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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prepare to be 1uped
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Priceless moments are my thing.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Real friends don't let friends wear non-threadless shirts.
of 46 votes, 15% like it
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Run Away From Home With Me To The Tree House.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Shall I bring out the ole guns?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Since there's an alphabet, would that mean there's a betabet?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Stay away from Edgar Allen Poe unless you want tuberculosis.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Stop being such a George W. Bush
of 65 votes, 22% like it
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Stressed is desserts backwards, but think about visa-versa.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Tetraethyldithiopyrophosphate is a poisonous gas!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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The Eyes Of The Beholder Have Come To A Close.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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The founder of geometry was a tree.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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The grass is always greener on the sunnyside.
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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The sky was crying so I gave it tissues before it sneezed on us.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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The sun is jealous of my hotness.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Try-out for American Idol; You don't even have to be American!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Wait. So Santa's not real?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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We'll Be Best Friends Until You Learn What I Did Last Summer!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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well... chuck norris can.
of 62 votes, 19% like it
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What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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what really is inside that "water" cup of paula's?
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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What you don't believe I'm Voldemort? AVADA KEDAVRA! You're dead.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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When I grow up, I hope to be just like Michael Jackson.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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When No One Is Watching, I Become Batman.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Why Bother Explaining Anything To You?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Why Bother Writing A Thesis Of My Life When I Can Plagiarize!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Will Make Fool Of Self For Money
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Would someone please teach me how to be funny?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Would you like some algebra with that foil?
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Yes, I do have a six pack.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Yesterday is so 24 hours ago. Today is all the rage.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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You Can Thank Threadless For Not Having Me Run Around Nude.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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You don't know me, but I know you.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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You Have Something On Your Shirt If You Would Just Look Down...
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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You look like what I ate for lunch.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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You say potato, I say nobody cares
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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You Wish You Owned This Shirt
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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You're not a true Redneck unless your neck is actually red.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Your Mom jokes dont work on siblings
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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