Don't worry, I'm a doctor... in some countries.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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How did this get here help im not good at this
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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9 out of 10 doctors agree, death is detrimental to your health
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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You're just reading this so she could sneak up behind you
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Knowing is half the battle, winning the battle is the other half.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Fight for your right to be arrested for assault
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Feed the birds
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I bought this shirt and all I got was Australia
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I survived the robot uprising
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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My other shirt is an honors student
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Don't worry, I'm a doctor.... in some countries
of 24 votes, 58% like it
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NON-MEMBERS ONLY
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I listen to classical music, like 80s
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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I AM the night
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Non-sequitors are very blue monkey dishwasher
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I like non-sequitors, they are very blue monkey dishwasher
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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I was Holden Caufield in a past life
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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I'm semi-stitious
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I humbly acknowledge my awesomeness
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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a rolling stone gathers 200 million sold albums
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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DONT LOOK!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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My sunglasses keep my eyes cool
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Thoughts for sale
1 cent only!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I am the nightlife
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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My shirt is an honors student
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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my psychic powers predicted that you would read this shirt
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I got lei'd over in Hawaii
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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My other shirt is a witty slogan
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Bush: When trees are too much.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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They call me HADOUKEN because because I'm DOWN RIGHT FIERCE
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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In Burger We Trust
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Welcome to: Existential Dread
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Ceci n'est pas une T shirt
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Ceci n\'est pas une chemise
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Currently listening to: Gentle hum of the refrigerator
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Ad libs are ____
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Grammar, is overrated
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Current Mood: Wearing a T Shirt
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I thought I wanted realism, but I really wanted magic.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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Schrödinger was right. Schrödinger was wrong.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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irony is the opposite of wrinkly
of 68 votes, 35% like it
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I can't get enough minimalism
of 62 votes, 42% like it
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