I've kind of fallen way behind on doing the 365 things especially with the switch over to 1 per day so I'm going to stop playing catch up and just try to sub as I go.
Favorites: My shadow does things when I'm not looking. Shady things. Horror movies taught me to pay attention if I hear scary music. Alarm clocks wake me up just enough to realize I want more sleep. According to Science, I matter. Monocles: All in favor, say eye. A slacker's work is never done. Slogans Up for Vote: 09/01/11 -You can't make the cut if you don't have an edge. -Join the Dark Side. Turn the Lights Off. -Doodlers never draw a blank. -Looking on the bright side requires some serious sunglasses. 08/18/11 - Living life to the fullest may require antacid. -My dream job is one where I won't actually have to wake up. -My favorite dinosaur is the Thesaurus. It's a word eater. 08/09/11 -Recycling can't handle all of my junk in the trunk. 08/02/11 -Water thinks that I'm full of it. -I am not a Zombie, just sleep deprived. 07/05/11 -Technology knows where it's app. 06/06/11 -Angry people make the best faces. 06/05/11 -Statistics doesn't believe it when I give 110% 06/04/11 -What Do Sheep Count On to Fall Asleep? 06/03/11 -Carnivorous Plants: Nature's Way of Confusing Vegetarians 06/01/11 -Chess has a checkered past. 04/13/11 -Running Late: The Ultimate Rush. 04/12/11 -Puzzles: May They Rest in Pieces. 04/11/11 -Contradictions are always bittersweet. 04/10/11 -Minimalism. It means everything to me. 04/09/11 -If it weren't for Gravity, I'd be on top of things. 04/08/11 -Why Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Procrastinate Today. 04/07/11 -Every time I go with my gut, I end up near food. 04/06/11 -The pen is way mightier than the sword. It's got the write stuff. 04/05/11 -I'm so good at killing Time, it's almost criminal. 04/04/11 -The internet thinks I rely on technology way too much. 04/03/11 -Diets: The Ultimate Weapons of Mass Destruction. 04/02/11 -Sushi makes me stop, drop, and roll. 04/01/11 -When I have my toast, I'm ready to jam. 03/31/11 -A postcard is worth a thousand miles. 03/30/11 -If it weren't for Gravity, I'd be on Cloud 9. 03/29/11 -I'll keep an eye out for pirates. 03/28/11 -Chemistry is no fun without the element of surprise. 03/27/11 -If a picture = a thousand words; a postcard = thousand miles. 03/26/11 -Art. It helps me leave my mark. 03/25/11 -If you're feeling down in the dumps, recycling helps. 03/24/11 -Postcards are worth a thousand miles. 03/23/11 -Whoever invented Math had problems. 03/22/11 -Time travelers always want their 15 minutes. 03/21/11 -Not really into Claustrophobia. 03/20/11 -Dictionaries know what's the word up. 03/19/11 -Can't work now... must look busy. 03/18/11 -After seeing the glass half empty and half full, I need a drink. 03/17/11 -They say materialism is a good thing, but I don't buy it. 03/16/11 -Everyone has a right to be lazy. I'm exercising mine. 03/15/11 -Not Paying Attention. Please Donate Here. 03/14/11 -I stand out in a crowd. Especially if everyone else is sitting. 03/13/11 -Digital art is ePic. 03/12/11 -I'm not jaded, just ready to rock. 03/11/11 -I'm not in control without my remote. 03/10/11 -Identity thieves just want to be somebody. 03/09/11 -The road less traveled probably still leads to Rome. 03/08/11 -Mimes think outside the invisible box. 03/07/11 -Clocks help me have the time of my life 03/06/11 -I'd have the time of my life if there was a clock around. 03/05/11 -Psychics have your future in the palm of their hand. 03/04/11 -Time makes it really hard to live in the moment. 03/03/11 -Kleptomania: Do You Have What It Takes? 03/02/11 -Stop Hugging Trees. Just Plant Them. 03/01/11 -Chinese takeout woks my world. 02/28/11 -Someday I'll make my mark. And I'll use permanent ink. 02/27/11 -Zombies make me feel so absent minded. 02/26/11 -In Case of Music: Stop. Drop. Rock and Roll. 02/25/11 -I came. I saw. I wrote a postcard 02/24/11 -At the end of the day, it's morning someplace else. 02/23/11 -Sugar makes my attention span short and sweet. 02/22/11 -Video games taught me to fight my own battles. 02/21/11 -Love is in the air, unfortunately so is pollen. 02/20/11 -Exaggeration is the most awesome thing ever. 02/19/11 -Skeptics never give me the benefit of the doubt. 02/18/11 -Sushi. It's always ready to roll. 02/17/11 -Laziness. It's the least I could do. 02/16/11 -Organization really messes with me. 02/15/11 -You Only Live Once. Unless You've Got Mushrooms. 02/14/11 -Reincarnation. The Ultimate Sequel. 02/13/11 -All of my greatest hits involve piñatas. 02/12/11 -I wish adventures paid the bills. 02/11/11 -Junk Food. It's All That and a Bag of Chips. 02/10/11 -Geometry is for squares. And triangles. And circles. 02/09/11 -I'd apply myself more if forms were shorter. 02/08/11 -My greatest hits involve piñatas. 02/07/11 -If everybody's working for the weekend, then I'll just relax. 02/06/11 -Daydreaming. Be Back Soon. 02/05/11 -Reality looks so much easier on tv. 02/04/11 -I'm almost all heart. Some other organs are in here too. 02/03/11 -You can't be a History buff without hitting the books. -Electricity is all about the shock value -Life. It's the longest game I've ever played. -History buffs lift tons of books. 02/02/11 -If you're headed in the right direction you won't be left behind. 02/01/11 -Thor always tries to steal my thunder. -Non-fiction. Keepin' it real since 1965. 01/30/11 -The ugly truth is pretty accurate. -Who's down with Gravity? -Mimes leave me speechless. -Lifting lots of heavy books turned me into a History buff. -Live in the Moment. Take the Batteries Out of Your Watch. -Lazy people don't run away from their problems. -Minimalism. It's the least I could do. 01/29/11 -Take it easy, just re-gift it. 01/28/11 -Zombies always live like they're dying. 01/28/11 -It might be lonely at the top but the view's great. 01/27/11 -Heavy metal fans are a nickel a dozen. 01/26/11 -Understanding Math is always a + 01/25/11 -Traffic: It doesn't really move me. 01/24/11 -I'm not a hopeless romantic, just a hopeful one. 01/23/11 -Everybody's working for the weekend. Except time travelers. 01/22/11 -One day hovercrafts will make it possible to take the high road. 01/21/11 -Math knows how to divide and conquer. 01/20/11 -Music is such an instrumental part of my life. 01/19/11 -Zombies always prefer brains over brawn. 01/18/11 -I'll take the high road...when I get a hovercraft. 01/17/11 -X is the most extreme letter of them all. 01/16/11 -I fight evil. One cupcake at a time. 01/15/11 -Music: It makes my heart skip a beat. 01/14/11 -My Heart is in the Right Place. (on chest) Somewhere Around Here. 01/13/11 -Remixes: Recycling for Music. 01/12/11 -How exactly does one get saved by a bell? 01/11/11 -I love History but there's no Future in it. 01/10/11 -Chemistry, heat pressure, and time make everything crystal clear. 01/09/11 -The futuristic version of myself is also wearing this shirt. 01/08/11 -Hey Universe, stop stealing my socks. 01/07/11 -Crossword puzzles are for squares. 01/06/11 -Music. It's an instrumental part of my life. 01/05/11 -I don't need a hero, just a sandwich. 01/04/11 -Art. I'm just drawn to it. -I Need a Hero. (on back) Or At the Very Least, a Sandwich. -Sudoku, stop trying to trick me into thinking numbers are fun. -Shake Things Up. Get an Etch-a-Sketch. 01/03/11 -The luck of the draw is a bit sketchy. -If I was always careful I wouldn't have any good stories to tell. 01/02/11 -Genetics. Billions spent on research and still no unicorn. -How am I supposed to make money if conterfeiting is illegal? 01/01/11 -I hate wasting Time, but it's so hard to recycle. -Video games have conditioned me to be suspicious of my boss. -Lazy people never run away from their problems. 12/31/10 -S'mores make me a happy camper. -Hey Artists, how about we call it a draw? -Whenever I do stupid things, I pretend they're experiments. -Gravity. It's my downfall. 12/30/10 -Lightning. Proof that Nature is epic. 12/29/10 -Statues bust a move when I'm not looking. 12/28/10 -Magicians are always trying to trick me. 12/27/10 -Warning: Graphic Artist. Viewer Discretion is Advised. 12/26/10 -Sculpture wants to bust a move. 12/25/10 -When it comes to cookies, everyone's a monster. 12/24/10 -Caffeine and Sleep: When I don't have one, I need the other. 12/23/10 -My piggy bank knows there are serious consequences if I go broke. 12/22/10 -Trust the Arrows, they always have a point. 12/21/10 -Once upon a time fairy tales had no introduction. 12/20/10 -Way to slow me down fast food. 12/19/10 -Sticks and stones only add insult to injury. 12/18/10 -Express Yourself. Draw Faster. 12/17/10 -Postcards feel so out of place. 12/16/10 -Apocalypse: The original cult classic. 12/15/10 -Meteorites give me that starstruck feeling. 12/14/10 -If at first you don't succeed. Fail, fail, and try again. -Due to Gravity, the sky's literally the limit. 12/13/10 -Calligraphy. Because bad handwriting should look fancy. 12/12/10 -Words are the highlight of my day. 12/11/10 -Traffic. It drives me crazy. 12/10/10 -Postcards make me feel out of place. 12/09/10 -What floats your boat sinks my battleship. 12/08/10 -Cubism = Art3 12/07/10 -Someday I'll understand Physics. It's only a matter of time. 12/06/10 -Team Ridiculous. -Poets hate it when life gives them oranges. 12/05/10 -Enlightenment only happens during the day. 12/04/10 -Security's the bomb. -Earth. It's my sphere of influence. -I'm not lazy, I just prioritize better than most. 12/03/10 -Escalators. It's how I rise to the occasion. -History: Yesterday's events, tomorrow's exam. 12/02/10 -Dinosaurs taught me not to space out. 12/01/10 -Don't Settle. Be a Pioneer. -If you cut too many corners you'll go in circles. -I blame Gravity for my lack of a hovercraft. -404: To err is human, to error computer.
So I don’t know how many people frequent the slogan part of Threadless, I spend quite a bit of time there voting and submitting. I had a few suggestions for it and thought this blog would be cool in case others had some ideas they wanted to share. So umm, here are my suggestions:
I’d like to see the voting page broken down into 2 pages, 1 page for voting on new slogans submitted that day and another page for voting on slogans that are still in the running. The reason is that there are some great older slogans that get overlooked and if someone is so inclined to vote, let them vote on new and perhaps older slogans. It’s harder for older slogans to get circulated and voted upon so if there was a way to put these back to the attention of voters that’d be awesome. I’d also like to see a way to search through older slogans based on like a tagging system from the words so that I can know if I’m treading to close to another’s slogan. A Google search is helpful but it’s hard to search on Threadless for slogans and sometimes sloganeers come up with 2 slogans that are really similar on accident. I think a search would be helpful to avoid that. Here are some other ideas but I realize that they are just pipe dreams: I’d really like it if those who have a lot of slogan prints such as FRICKINAWESOME, PuppetMeat, Bio-bot 9000, martiandrivein, rossmat8, etc could choose a slogan to be printed, sort of like an alumni pick. I’d also kind of like a random week of double slogan prints or alternating between reprints and new prints. So yea * keeping fingers crossed* Any other thoughts or comments out there? More ideas to add! The ability to sort your slogan page based on date, scores, or perhaps even customizable. An official loves competition for slogans, Brightwood's slogan swap show us that there's a lot of visual potential for slogans when pared with the right designer and with community support. Spellchecker on the submission page would be most excellent. Permalinks to the slogan page with active slogans is an excellent suggestion. Ensuring no slogan is a bumper sticker or copy is always important. Personally, I think this is a little more the honor system with sloganeers but when things are about to print it's important that they are original and good to keep that in mind. Create a way to delete multiple slogans at once! Updated: I think Ross's blog also has some excellent points about maybe reducing the cost to $10 for typetees Type Tee Thoughts
New Year, New Slogan Blog
My 365 Blog Year 3 So I've decided to keep going on the slogan challenge and see what happens. Feel free to comment, vote, and enjoy. Favorites: My shadow does things when I'm not looking. Shady things. Horror movies taught me to pay attention if I hear scary music. Alarm clocks wake me up just enough to realize I want more sleep. According to Science, I matter. Monocles: All in favor, say eye. 365 Up for Vote: 11/27/10 -I'm no wizard, but I can still cast a shadow. -I don't just wait in lines, I read in between them. -Once upon a time stuff happened. Then, History repeated itself. -I found the missing link. It's buried in the internet. -Keyboards know my type. -Zombies have larger than death personalities. 11/26/10 -When there's pollution, there's no excitement in the air. 11/25/10 -Sometimes even tea just isn�t my cup of tea. -Fibonacci was on a downward spiral. -Water thinks I�m full of it. -Question Authority, Just Not Mine. 11/24/10 -Walking a mile in someone else's shoes made me reboot my life. 11/23/10 -I don�t wear my heart on my sleeve. I post it online. 11/22/10 -I�m not oblivious, I just like to be constantly surprised. 11/21/10 -Party animals dance on the wild side. 11/20/10 -Stars are very dangerous, especially the kind from ninajs. 11/19/10 -Antarctica. It�s where all the cool stuff is. 11/18/10 -I can�t do slow motion without epic music. 11/17/10 -Velocity brings me up to speed. -If you think I�m morbid, you�re dead wrong. 11/16/10 -The best things in life are free. They're called samples. 11/15/10 -Escalators take things step by step. 11/14/10 -The road less traveled is where I got lost. 11/13/10 -I tried to suspend my disbelief, but it keeps falling down. 11/12/10 -Echoes always have to have the last word. 11/11/10 -Inertia makes it hard to bust a move. 11/10/10 -I hear the internet has connections. 11/09/10 -Shooting stars are very dangerous, especially from ninajs. 11/08/10 -Wishful thinking should get me a fountain and some coins. 11/07/10 -Mountains usually peak somewhere above sea level. 11/06/10 -Mornings shouldn�t be a cause for alarm 11/05/10 -A little bird told me some stuff I already read on the internet. 11/04/10 -Tomorrow makes everything seem like it was yesterday. 11/03/10 -To be fair, I�d be grouchy too if I lived in a trash can. 11/02/10 -Gravity is Architecture�s arch enemy. -Solid, liquid, gas, and plasma. Nothing else matters. 11/01/10 -Momentum: Anything Goes. 10/30/10 -S'mores. They make me a happy camper. 10/29/10 -Cubism is often back to square one. 10/28/10 -The Internet. Just Have @ It. 10/27/10 -Mimes aren't really great figures of speech. 10/26/10 -With Momentum, Anything Goes. 10/25/10 -It's really hard to look on the bright side when the power's out. 10/24/10 -Geometry easily gets all bent out of shape. 10/23/10 -Creativity. It's what you make of it. 10/22/10 -Vampires are so cryptic. -I�d much rather crowd surf than do the wave. 10/21/10 -My dream of creating an etch- a-sketch masterpiece is unshakable. 10/20/10 -I�m not that into claustrophobia. 10/19/10 -Puppets just want to hold your hand. 10/18/10 -Drawing a blank is the direct result of doodling in invisible ink 10/17/10 -I�m not sure how to make small talk so let�s just whisper. 10/16/10 - If aliens exist, they�ll find most of us are very down to earth. 10/15/10 -Technically I'm not sleeping in if my day begins at noon. 10/14/10 -It's way easier to look on the bright side during the day. 10/13/10 -Ninjas. They're the strong, silent type. 10/12/10 -There's a song about a yellow submarine that floats my boat. -When Artists call it a draw, everyone wins. 10/11/10 -With Yoga, there�s always a twist. -There's no room for error. It can go in storage. 10/10/10 -Do the right thing. Go in another direction. -Shoot for the stars. It's the best defense against alien invaders 10/09/10 -Reincarnation: The ultimate comeback. -Words to Live By: I'm Not Dead Yet. 10/08/10 -Clocks know how to have a good time. -Neurons help me make up my mind. 10/07/10 -Warning: Artist on the loose. May contain graphic material. 10/06/10 -Drum rolls: The soundtrack of anticipation. 10/05/10 -Brainstorms always steal my thunder. 10/04/10 -Volcanoes: The original hot mess. 10/03/10 -Bears and Penguins. Polar Opposites. 10/02/10 -I never ask for directions when I'm lost in thought. 10/01/10 -Art� = Cubism 09/30/10 -Electrons. They�re the ones in charge. -Birds and butterflies know how to wing it. -Don�t be Chicken but don�t be Cocky either. 09/29/10 -Dancing. I do it for kicks. -I need more direction in life. And a compass. 09/28/10 -Cubism: It�s Art� (squared) -Smart = solving a Rubik's cube Genius = peeling the stickers off 09/27/10 -Made with love�in China. 09/26/10 -Shooting Stars: 75% Iron 15% Nickel 10% Wishes. -All Hail Meteorology. 09/25/10 -Clocks always tick me off when I'm on a deadline. -There's no room for error. Put it in storage. 09/24/10 -Dream big. Sleep with a magnifying glass. -Sheep. The only imaginary animals I can count on. 09/23/10 -With great power comes great big batteries. -I'm not sleeping, I'm keeping the dream alive. 09/22/10 -Even Cookie Monster hates the cookies from the internet. 09/21/10 -It's time to get all fired up. It's time for s'mores. 09/20/10 -Trains should know how to conduct themselves in public. 09/19/10 -Join the Dark Side. Don't Pay Your Electric Bill. -Science. It's no laughing matter. 09/18/10 -Impressionism: Art on the Gogh. 09/17/10 -My shadow will always stand by me. Unless it's dark or something. -Actions speak louder than words. Enough said, let�s dance. 09/16/10 -When camping, less is s�more. -Brownie points only work if they're edible. 09/15/10 -In a food fight, stick with sushi. It'll roll with the punches. 09/14/10 -Minimalism. Who could ask for more? -Mind/Matter is just a fraction of my mental powers. 09/13/10 -Levitation is my pick me up. -Competition: I'm in it to win it. 09/12/10 -Crowd surfing: It's my pick me up. 09/11/10 -Optimism. It's all good. 09/10/10 -Imagination: The original entertainment system. 09/09/10 -Inner drive. It moves me. 09/08/10 -You can't beat Music. 09/07/10 -If you don't seize the day, Customs will. 09/06/10 -Numbers, I know I can count on you. 09/05/10 -Murphy wants to know; what's the worst that could happen? 09/04/10 -Astronomy leaves me feeling starstruck. 09/03/10 -A round of applause always makes me dizzy. -Hey Gravity, it's about to go down. -Meteorites always leave me feeling starstruck. 09/02/10 -Shake Things Up. Find a Drive-Thru. -Hey Zombies, you're dead to me. 09/01/10 -If you don't seize the day, Time will. 08/31/10 -Time travelers party like it's 1999. 08/30/10 -Vampires are dead to me. 08/29/10 -You don't have to be sharp to have a point. 08/28/10 -Jamming with friends. It's a grape thing. 08/27/10 -Don't believe conspiracy theories. That's what they want. 08/26/10 -Even if you catch an artist off guard they're still avant-garded. 08/25/10 -Dueling artist always say: Avant-garde 08/24/10 -Come on Destruction, give me a lucky break. 08/23/10 -Heart warming stories are nice but I'd rather have a hot tub. 08/22/10 -All's fair in love and carnival games. 08/21/10 -Play lots of games, it'll help you achieve goals. 08/20/10 -Gravity: It makes everything fall into place. 08/19/10 -All's fair in love and video games. 08/18/10 -Give Destruction a break. It's tired. 08/17/10 -What's your type?(each letter in different fonts) 08/16/10 -To challenge an artist to a duel, just say: Avant-garde! 08/15/10 -Video games taught me to work for a bonus. 08/14/10 -Off-hand I'm not sure how to do palm reading. 08/13/10 -Revenge is sweet and best served cold, like ice scream. 08/12/10 -Technically the Earth's not really that hardcore. 08/11/10 -It's okay to have butterflies in your stomach. Extra protein. 08/10/10 -There's never a dull moment when I waste time. 08/09/10 -Rocks work best when kickin it old, old school. 08/08/10 -Computers Totally Byte. 08/07/10 - Some of my favorite moments happen when I waste time. 08/06/10 -Elevators pick me up when I'm feeling down. 08/05/10 -Real ninjas are named after Renaissance painters and eat pizza. 08/04/10 -Geometry wants me to get in shape. 08/03/10 -The grass is always greener on the nuclear side. 08/02/10 -I wish my TV was psychic so I could channel cable. -No guts, no story. 08/01/10 -Money can't buy happiness, but you can get a lot of bubble wrap. -Not all who wander are lost, some are just bored. -Live by the sword. Right next door to the shield. 07/31/10 -Waiting: Punishment for killing Time. -When there's no electricity, Technology isn't very empowering. -Mysteries just don't know when to take a hint. 07/30/10 -I know just enough pig latin to bring home the bacon. -Knights in shining armor reflect a lot. -Reincarnation helps me recycle all that time I wasted. 07/29/10 -Scientists take matter into their own hands. 07/28/10 -If it wasn't for Time, I'd have a lot more stuff done by now. 07/27/10 -Break the mold. Scrub a lot. 07/26/10 -Poetic Justice: Making Everything Write. 07/25/10 - Break the mold. Scrub a lot. 07/24/10 -Poetic Justice: Making Everything Write. 07/23/10 -Artists always get themselves into some sketchy situations. 07/22/10 -Trampolines: One small step for man, one giant leap for everyone. 07/21/10 -I let my cells do the micro-managing. 07/20/10 -Postcards: Making you wish you were someplace else right now. 07/19/10 -I work well under pressure. Atmospheric pressure. 07/18/10 -Nonsense: Makes perfect sense to me. 07/17/10 -Theater needs to get its act together. 07/16/10 -Music is convinced we all live in a yellow submarine. 07/15/10 -I�ve never heard the call of the wild but I get the texts. 07/14/10 -The Apocalypse: It's a cult classic. 07/13/10 -Panic: Just as effective as coffee, only way cheaper. 07/12/10 -Sudoku, your days of captivating me with puzzles are numbered. 07/11/10 -I�ll remember everything you say, as long as it�s useless info. 07/10/10 -Puzzles. May they rest in pieces. 07/09/10 -Momentum: Move it or lose it. 07/08/10 -What I lack in common sense, I make up for in crazy stories. 07/07/10 -If I'm rubber and you're glue, we have quite an identity crisis. 07/06/10 -Other motorists drive me crazy. 07/05/10 -Human anatomy makes it impossible to have a heart to heart talk. 07/04/10 -Zombies and werewolves agree. Vampires suck. 07/03/10 -Finishing a puzzle is quite a pi�ce de r�sistance. 07/02/10 -Who's up for defying gravity? 07/01/10 -There were a lot of pros and khans to the Mongol Empire. 06/30/10 -It's hard not to get carried away when crowd surfing. 06/29/10 -I�d walk a mile for a Metrics conversion chart. 06/28/10 -When Time flies, I feel jet lagged. 06/27/10 -Claustrophobics are always the first to think outside the box. 06/26/10 -Sleep will make everything better. Works like a dream. 06/25/10 -A question mark turns any sentence into a rhetorical question? 06/24/10 -I speak accents. Fluently. 06/23/10 -Claustrophobia makes me feel out of it. 06/22/10 -Equations make calculating circumference is as easy as pi. 06/21/10 -Artists Never Make To Do Lists. They Make To Doodle Lists. 06/20/10 -I've got a lot of nerve. Seriously, I've got about a billion. 06/19/10 -Caffeine and I have great chemistry together. 06/18/10 -Physics does not approve of mind over matter. 06/17/10 -Gravity. The Force will be with you, always. 06/16/10 -I'm not messy, I'm just making sure there's no room for error. 06/15/10 -Technology should not be left to its own devices. 06/14/10 -Without Arrows, what's the point? 06/13/10 -Comic books taught me that action heroes speak louder than words. 06/12/10 -The grass is always greener on the radioactive side. 06/11/10 -Be Bold. Type in a Thicker Font. 06/10/10 -Make believe, not war. Dragons are way cooler than tanks. 06/09/10 -I don't take things for granted, I just borrow them. 06/08/10 -Lava totally goes with the flow. 06/07/10 -Please make things crystal clear. I like shiny objects. 06/06/10 -There's something to be said about words. 06/05/10 -Elevators always give me a lift when I'm feeling down. 06/04/10 -Skeletons have a lot of bones to pick. 06/03/10 -Exhibitionists love museums. 06/02/10 -What good is science if I can�t have superpowers? 06/01/10 -Technology is quick to point out who�s in charge. 05/31/10 -The Egyptian empire crumbled due to pyramid schemes. 05/30/10 -After all the debate, I find Global Warming anti-climactic. 05/29/10 -Even if it's a moon, I still think the world of Pluto. 05/28/10 -Money can totally buy happiness, you can get a lot of bubblewrap. 05/27/10 -Downhill: Where the good times roll. 05/26/10 -The key to success is unlocking your inner locksmith. 05/25/10 -Taking it easy was great, until I had to give it back. 05/24/10 -My daydreams tend to have a sunny outlook. 05/23/10 -You definitely need a level head to play video games. 05/22/10 -Video games: Helping nerds score since 1958. 05/21/10 -Crash courses make it pretty painful to hit the books. 05/20/10 -A slacker's work is never done. 05/19/10 -I'll give anything a shot. I aim to please. 05/18/10 -Having a poker face doesn't mean jack. -Home, Tweet Home. 05/17/10 -Yawns are my cue to daydream. 05/16/10 -Luck of the draw was not quite how I pictured it. -It's time to move on History, stop living in the past. 05/15/10 -A picture is worth a thousand pixels. -Envy. The emotional way to go green. 05/14/10 -There are reasons not to procrastinate. I'll think of them later. -I don�t want to know the future, I just want a sneak preview. 05/13/10 -Arachnophobia has kept me away from the web. -If you don't pay attention it'll take its toll. -Escape artists never get into trouble. 05/12/10 -Retracing my steps sent me back to the drawing board. -Life�s no fair, it�s more of a circus really. 05/11/10 -The fax machine is always trying to copy me. -Every time I quit art, it draws me back in. -Artists know how to canvas the scene. 05/10/10 -Bar graphs would be way more awesome in candy form. 05/09/10 -Video games. That's how I'll settle the score. 05/08/10 -In a parallel universe Geometry is really exciting. 05/07/10 -By a show of hands, who likes sock puppets? 05/06/10 -To err is human, to error machine. 05/05/10 -Life's full of surprises; and sharks. 05/04/10 -There's a fine line between bungee jumping and falling. 05/03/10 -The road less traveled is the one I can't find. 05/02/10 -Look on the bright side, all the kids with sunglasses are. 05/01/10 -Running with scissors helps me make short cuts. 04/30/10 -If global warming was a hoax, it'd be really uncool. 04/29/10 -Foolish Bear, only rain can prevent forest fires. 04/28/10 -Doodles: Blueprints For Greatness. 04/27/10 -Smurfs think it's impossible to go green. 04/26/10 -Acupunturists always have a point. 04/25/10 -Magic. It's really, really not rocket science. 04/24/10 -Minimalism thinks less is more. 04/23/10 -Nothing's official without a clipboard. 04/22/10 -Blood runs thicker than water, so Vampires need a big straw. -It puzzles me why Sudoku is fun but Math isn�t. 04/21/10 -Contradictions are so bittersweet. -I�m no poser, I just want to see how I�d look as a statue. -Somehow my imaginary friends are addicted to reality t.v 04/20/10 -I dig traveling to China. -Tree hugging is not as environmentally friendly as you think. -I�m not bulletproof, but I took a shot at it. -I�m not from the future, just ahead of my time. 04/19/10 -I�m not from the future, I�m just ahead of my time. -If you only live once why are there so many Elvis impersonators? 04/18/10 -Aluminum has no foil; except itself. -Momentum�s nice and all, but it's coffee that keeps me going. 04/17/10 -The pen is mightier than the sword. I fight boredom with doodles. 04/16/10 -Gamers know how to save the world; one button at a time. 04/15/10 -I wish I could travel back in time so I could predict the future. 04/14/10 -It's a small world, until the remote goes missing. 04/13/10 -Fairytales are always so Grimm. -I'm too impatient to be on any waiting list. -Music offers me some sound advice whenever I need it. -When identity thieves get clumsy, they drop names a lot. -It just dawned on me, the Sun is really bright in the morning. 04/12/10 -Alarm clocks wake me up just enough to realize I want more sleep. -Going against the grain is tricky when you're stuck in a field. 04/11/10 -Physics is all about appealing to the masses. -Carrots didn�t help my vision, they poked my eye out. -There�s a fine line between tightrope walking and free falling. -If we play charades, I'm recruiting Mimes for my team. 04/10/10 -Earth. It has a certain atmosphere to it. -Just avoid clich�s like the plague. -Yoga: Sanskrit for pretzel. -Ignorance is bliss, but I could be wrong about that. -Failure is not an option unless it's a multiple choice question. -Nonfiction. The only thing that�s actually keepin it real. -I study, therefore I cram. -Having a positive attitude is always a plus. 04/09/10 -Whenever I get hurt, Momentum tells me to walk it off. -Levitation only got my hopes up. -Procrastination is something I have to work on�later. -I use long, fancy words to balance out stupid questions. -Crop circles are just doodles that go against the grain. 04/08/10 -Even slackers are working for the weekend. -Conformity. It�s like a rebellion against rebelling. 04/07/10 -I'd never ever exaggerate in a billion years. -Crop circles are just doodles that go against the grain. 04/06/10 -All roads lead me to roam. -All that glitters is not gold, often it really is just glitter. -Action movies speak louder than subtitles. -Running with scissors; it's how I cut to the chase. -Turns out, applying myself requires a lot of forms. -Express yourself. Get moving. -Going against the grain got me lost in the middle of a field. -I got lost on the road less traveled. 04/05/10 -Geographers think the world of me. -Telescopes helped me change my point of view. -Opportunity knocked on my door to sell me some cookies. -Pancakes never waffle on decisions. 04/04/10 -I�m trying to find the meaning of life, but it�s great at hiding. -Plagiarism sucks but don�t take my word for it. -Dictionaries always have to have the last word. 04/03/10 -Ninjas are always giving me the silent treatment. -Going against the grain is how I got lost in a field. -I�m not sleepwalking, I�m following my dreams. -Escape artists like an open door policy. -Don�t push tough luck. It will push back. 04/02/10 -Going against the grain got me lost in a field. 04/01/10 -I pushed my luck. It totally deserved it. -(left shoulder) Chip (right shoulder) Salsa -When hippies go crazy, things can get psychodelic. 03/31/10 -Taking everything with a grain of salt made me thirsty. -A stairway to heaven is useless without a slinky. 03/30/10 -Cloning myself is the scientific way to spread the awesomeness. -Don�t capture my imagination. I need that. 03/29/10 -Linguistically speaking, I�m fluent in accents. -Only birds should tweet. 03/28/10 -100% Pure Daydreamer. Not From Concentrate. 03/27/10 -I wish I could organize the space in my head like Tetris. 03/26/10 -Ignorance was bliss, until I was challenged to a game of trivia. 03/25/10 -Gravity gives me a lot of down time. 03/24/10 -Becoming a stunt double requires a lot of crash courses. 03/23/10 -Limbo sets the bar pretty low. 03/22/10 -(glow ink) Night owl. (UV ink) Early bird. 03/21/10 -I don't want immortality, just a little overtime. 03/20/10 -Spiders only date on the web. 03/19/10 -Daydreamer. Not from Concentrate. 03/18/10 -Insomnia is my worst nightmare. 03/17/10 -Mimes makes the best silent partners. 03/16/10 -100% Daydreamer. Not From Concentrate. 03/15/10 -I do knot like it when my hands are tied. 03/14/10 -I�m not Spying, just honing my observational skills. -When all else fails, blame Technology. 03/13/10 -Inertia is never a drag. -Steamrollers are all about flattery. 03/12/10 -Pi�atas are always getting hit on. -When I met the internet, there was this instant connection. 03/11/10 -Actors tend to make a scene. -No news is good news, unless you�re a reporter. 03/10/10 -Repercussions would be way more epic with a drum roll. 03/09/10 -I�m sure your humble pie is better. -Matter always finds something to object. 03/08/10 -Fireflies: The pyromaniacs of the insect world. -Calculators just want your number. 03/07/10 -Cubism makes me feel like such a square. 03/06/10 -Wearing a giant clock ensures I arrive in a timely fashion. -I support Astronomy. I stare out into space all the time. -Often, I get this sinking feeling. Quicksand just makes it worse. 03/05/10 -Minerals: Making everything crystal clear. -Every day, innocent paintings get framed. 03/04/10 -I�m fluent in accents. 03/03/10 -(on back) Please Don't Kick Me. -Philosophy isn't sure I exist. 03/02/10 -Onions. Reminding everyone it's okay to cry. -Piggy banks think breaking up is really hard to do. 03/01/10 -I don�t have a photographic memory yet. It�s still developing. -Germs are revolting. They have tiny pitchforks and torches. 02/28/10 -Germs are revolting. They have tiny pitchforks and torches. -When Time flies, somehow I get jet lag. 02/27/10 -Traffic jams may not get me very far, but they drive me crazy. -Give vaccines a shot. 02/26/10 -This shirt is under construction. Coming soon, long-sleeves. -Limbo wants me to lower my expectations. 02/25/10 -Chopsticks are essential for tableside drumming. -It's hard to be edgy when you're carrying a lightsaber. 02/24/10 -Verbs. They�re On My To-Do List. -My theme music is still in the works. For now, applause will do. 02/23/10 -Parentheses and semicolons make me feel happy :) and sad :( -I dig buried treasure but I'd rather find it just lying around. 02/22/10 -Don�t worry Bigfoot; no one can fill your shoes. -Punctuation helps me express my emotions ;) 02/21/10 -I can�t speak another language, but I�m fluent in accents. -Accents: The lazy way to speak another language. -Pirates would rather hunt for treasure than for a job. 02/20/10 -Buried Treasure: Something Everyone Can Dig. -Momentum. Something to look forward to. -Sometimes, air conditioners just need to vent. 02/19/10 -Don't mess with me robots. I know how to push your buttons. -Video games always know the score. 02/18/10 -Rainbows always get caught red handed but can't tell white lies. -Only air conditioners understand my need to vent. 02/17/10 -Off the top of my head, I believe I'm wearing a hat. 02/16/10 -Even if they patch things up, Pirates never get off the hook. 02/15/10 -It's easy to mess with Robots. Just push a few buttons. 02/14/10 -When I'm flat broke I can't afford 3D special effects. 02/13/10 -Give everything your all, except Minimalism. 02/12/10 -I tried to imagine what a black hole would be like. It sucked. -I always get the last word in. Word. 02/11/10 -I hug trees. I'll admit, it's kind of a sappy thing. -Balloonists know how to live it up. 02/10/10 -Etch A Sketch: It's how I shake things up. -Statues are just posers. 02/09/10 -History, can't we just get past this? 02/08/10 -Facts just aren�t creative enough to be Fiction. 02/07/10 -Etch A Sketch: It's how I shake things up. 02/06/10 -Etch A Sketch: It's how I shake things up. 02/05/10 -Let the good times role. Play RPG games. 02/04/10 -Doodlers never know where to draw the line. 02/03/10 -Sound: It's echo friendly. 02/02/10 -I�m not lazy; I�m secretly a robot recharging my batteries. -My theme song is an instrumental called, �Applause.� 02/01/10 -Birds of a feather, wing it together. 01/31/10 -Once I master Levitation, I�m going to live it up. 01/30/10 -Sound has yet to go green, but it's echo friendly. 01/29/10 -The Kraken does favors based on squid pro quo. 01/28/10 -Nordic people know how to Finnish projects. 01/27/10 -Black holes are insecure. It's cause they suck at everything. 01/26/10 -I had a lot of potential, but I bartered it for cookies. 01/25/10 -I only get fired up over s'mores. 01/24/10 -Burning questions are a fire hazard. 01/23/10 -Zombies with dyslexia only eat Brians. 01/22/10 -With Mimes, I can never tell if the silence is awkward. 01/21/10 -Echoes: Nature's way of giving you a stutter. 01/20/10 -Don�t debate a porcupine. Right or wrong, it always has a point. 01/19/10 -Despite my nerves of steel, I�m afraid of rust. 01/18/10 -Coloring helps me memorize my lines. 01/17/10 -Horror movies taught me to pay attention if I hear scary music. -Nothing�s written in stone. It�s chiseled. 01/16/10 -Levitation. It�s my pick-me-up. -When static electricity builds up, I get clingy. 01/15/10 -Live like there�s no tomorrow. Australia hasn�t confirmed it yet. -Isn�t any fall, a fall from grace? 01/14/10 -When static electricity builds up, I get clingy. -I�m making a comeback, as soon as I find the instruction manual. 01/13/10 -Zzz�s are the dreamiest letter of the alphabet. -Staying up all night requires coffee and a ladder. 01/12/10 -If at first you don�t succeed, pretend the next try is the first. -I�ve got nothing to lose. Seriously, it keeps following me. 01/11/10 -Math. Always there when it counts. -If finders keepers actually applied, I�d be out exploring. 01/10/10 -I swallowed my pride... and that�s when the hiccups started. -Screw Folgers, I go to Java to get my caffenine fix. -I can always count on sheep to give me nightmares about Math. -Cookie dough is also an acceptable form of currency. 01/09/10 -I�m in love with Technology, we just click. -Reincarnation: The mystical way to recycle. -My undercover training comes from playing I Spy. 01/08/10 -Hey monsters under my bed, here�s a vacuum. Hint, hint. -My photographic memory has yet to go digital. -RPG: That's how I role. 01/07/10 -Repetition Repetition Gives Gives Me Me An An Echo Echo Echo. -Hey think outside the box, I�m trying to build a fort in here. 01/06/10 -Owls just don't give a hoot. -I've got to hand it to those who high five ambidextrously. -Pushing the envelope is easier than going postal. 01/05/10 -Claustrophobics never get inside jokes. -Science fiction. The smarter way to make believe. -Think outside the box. I�m trying to build a fort here. 01/04/10 -Hey Vowels, IOU. -Swords aren't conversation pieces, but they always have a point. -Revolution. It's what really makes the world go round. 01/03/10 -The Metric System. It Rules. -Levitation. I'm up for it. 01/02/10 -Architecture. Making sure there's always room for one more. -Psychology keeps me Jung at heart. -The Hokey Pokey. It's all about turning things around. 01/01/10 -I�d push the envelope, but I need someone�s stamp of approval. -I�ve got a lot of nerve, but it's all in vein. -Cleaning a messy room is almost like exploring a new frontier. 12/31/09 -It's not just the thought that counts. Telepathy's a crummy gift. -When it comes to Prime numbers, I plead the 5th. -Numerology: Math's hippie cousin. 12/30/09 -Unlike Squares, Circles know how to cut corners. -Trespassers will be shot. Zombies will be shot again and again. -When 8 falls asleep, it seems like infinity. 12/29/09 -Scissors. How else would I cut my losses? -Hmm Infinity huh? Clever disguise 8. -Pop culture is rather fizzy. 12/28/09 -Black holes can suck it. -I�m not pushing my Luck, just gently coercing its cooperation. -Time is money, which is why I'm pawning my watch. 12/27/09 -Levitation helps me rise above it all. -The recipe for success was not meant for my Easy-Bake oven. 12/26/09 -Prisms: Putting evil Rainbows in their place. -Bubble wrap is my main squeeze. 12/25/09 -Technology will save the world. One video game at a time. -I was going to step up my efforts, but then I found an elevator. 12/24/09 -Exaggeration: Making things awesome since the beginning of time. -I should learn from my mistakes, but they're terrible teachers. 12/23/09 -Breakfast keeps it cereal. -Sugar fiends always put a hit out on Pi�atas. 12/22/09 -Really, really loud music does not give you sound judgement. -Whenever I flip out, it's not very acrobatic. 12/21/09 -Throwing a Party? Please Aim Here. -The best way to kill Time is to wait until it�s bored to death. -Without fancy words, Philosophy just sounds silly. 12/20/09 -Sunsets are my cue to exit dramatically. -You can wish upon a star. I'm submitting requests to a supernova. -Photography just focuses on the negative. 12/19/09 -I�m so cutting edge I don�t even need scissors. -Geodes make everything crystal clear. 12/18/09 -Hoodies make me one pocket closer to being a kangaroo. -Don�t label people. Stickers always peel off. -When Giraffes race, it's always neck-and-neck. 12/17/09 -It�s only a game, until you start winning. -I can�t take cheesy pickup lines. I�m lactose intolerant. 12/16/09 -In Life, take a Chance. In Monopoly, go for the Community Chest. -It�s only a game, until you start winning. 12/15/09 -I say please all the time but I have yet to see any Magic. -Actions speak louder than words. Some letters are silent. 12/14/09 -Smashing clocks. It�s how I take a break from killing time. -Hoodies make me feel like a Kangaroo. Eyeliner makes me so Emu. 12/13/09 -When things start to slide, it�s time to hit the playground. -I thought the human race would be going faster by now. -My signature move is all squiggly. 12/12/09 -I get the impression it�s time to Gogh. -Word order. �Matters it,� says Yoda. -Pipe dreams usually give me tunnel vision. 12/11/09 -If the hills were alive, you�d probably hear scary music. -I live vicariously through Air. People are too dense. -Luck. Push It Real Good. 12/10/09 -Animal crackers are becoming endangered. Deliciously endangered. -Blankets help me recover. 12/09/09 -Reading the dictionary is the most defining experience of my life -The Earth isn�t hardcore enough for me. Too much magma. -Some people kill time by reading the paper. I smash clocks. 12/08/09 -Snow globes: It�s how I shake things up. -I�d remember more if my learning curve was on a roller coaster. -Starry nights: My favorite dot-to-dot worksheets. -I didn�t even know what an ellipsis was until� -The Future may have hovercrafts but History has all the dates. -Trigonometry. It�s all about the love triangles. -When throwing a party, aim here. -Postcards: Making others wish they were somewhere else. 12/07/09 -Speed limits make it difficult for me to express myself. -Calm down Yoga, don�t get all bent out of shape. -I don�t have a short attention span just a big- 12/06/09 -Falling flat on my face is how I experience the 2nd dimension. -Don't let the door hit you on the way out. It wants revenge. -Dramatic music is my cue to move in slow motion. 12/05/09 -PacMan taught me to avoid ghosts and enjoy the fruits of my labor -Alligators are always in de Nile. -Really, the Alphabet is the quickest way to get from A to B. 12/04/09 -Sleepwalking. It�s how I slowly catch up on my dreams. -Make History. Let 5 Minutes Pass. -If you only knew the power of the Dark Side you�d turn off more lights. -Oh snap, rubber bands! -Deja vu: When History repeats itself with a French accent. -It�s time to bite the bullet. My teeth are braced for the impact. -Whenever I slip up it�s either Gravity or Freud�s fault. -It�s better to pay attention while the interest rate is low. 12/03/09 -The pen may be mightier but swords have an edge. -Keep an open mind. Imagination needs some air. -Science always has a matter of fact tone. -Breaking dancing helps me get a move on. 12/02/09 -I can't have an open mind. My imagination might escape. -I do my own stunts but I only crash parties. -I used to build things but now I've blocked it all out. -My favorite pastime is making History. -Vikings don�t really row, row, row the boat gently down the lane. 12/01/09 -Poetic Justice: Being sentenced to rhyming a word with orange. -Actual Bees care more about flowers than spelling. -Insomniacs make the best shepherds for Mathematical sheep. -Behold my epic quest to use awe-inspiring words forevermore. -Nothing comes between you and me. Besides letters. And spacing. -Sometimes even Vegetarians have butterflies in their stomach. -Stalkers at least follow-up with people. 11/30/09 -Blame scapegoats. It's their fault the animal kingdom does. -Momentum keeps asking me, "Why stop there?" -I don�t mind butterflies in my stomach. Extra protein. -Stalkers at least follow-up with people. -Sometimes even Vegetarians have butterflies in their stomach. 11/29/09 -Making a Difference. Some Assembly Required. -My state of the art doodles look a lot like Idaho. -Q is useless without you. (highlight u) 11/28/09 -Sleepwalking: Because I get tired from chasing my dreams. -My moral compass doesn�t work. I blame the Bermuda Triangle. -When it comes to Boredom, I�m quite the Escape Artist. -Burning questions are a curious fire hazard. -Deja vu: When History repeats itself in French. -The bottom line is one I like to cross. -Global Warming�s too slow; someone else needs to break the ice. link textlink textlink text
Here are my slogans for the 365 day challenge. Links to some of my top scoring ones are at the bottom if you don't feel like voting for all. Thoughts, comments, and pontifications are always appreciated. Enjoy!
______ 365 Up for Vote: Latest high scoring ones. Please vote so they can be all they can be: According to Science, I matter. Fight the Power. Unplug Stuff. Note to self: Fabric softener does not work on tough luck. My dream job is one where I don't actually have to wake up. I stood up for myself...and that's how I lost at Musical Chairs. 11/27/09 -Even Lottery winners have to start from scratch. -Revenge is sweet and usually made from a recipe for disaster. -Dodge ball trained me to stop, drop, and roll. -My super power is obviously picking out awesome shirts. -My super power is obviously picking out awesome shirts. -Ballet. It keeps me on my toes. -Why would I be envious of others when I can turn green? -Spam belongs in a can. -Maps think I’m a lost cause. 11/26/09 -I’m not making a mistake, just avoiding perfection. -It’s way harder to escape Escapism. -Pioneers always settle arguments. 11/25/09 -My shadow does things when I'm not looking. Shady things. 11/24/09 -You can't be a Pro if you're a Con. -Life won’t pass me by. I booby trapped the race course. -I only make up statistics like 1% of the time. 11/23/09 -Santa: The real lap of luxury. -Simon says challenge authority. 11/22/09 -I'm not competitive. I just just go crazy if I lose. -(in italic) Sorry Italic, you're just not my type. 11/21/09 -I'll only discuss Geometry with my inner circle. -My futuristic ideas are light years ahead of yours. 11/20/09 -Due to rhyming issues, nobody sings the Oranges. -Watch your step, but don’t stair. 11/19/09 -I thought my moonwalk would at least get me out of the atmosphere -Bowling makes it easier to strike up a conversation. 11/18/09 -Acupuncture is never pointless. -Meteorites always party like rock stars. 11/17/09 -Climbing the corporate ladder is a let down. 11/16/09 -Truth is stranger than Fiction. So don’t take candy from it. -Living in the moment became much easier when my watch died. 11/15/09 -Time’s not going to bother anyone. Not on my watch. 11/14/09 -A hollow victory doesn’t sound so bad; I can put my medals in it. -Break dancing is when you bust a move multiple times. 11/13/09 -Nomads also think there’s no place like home. -The Fossil Record sounds a lot like rock. 11/12/09 -There’s safety in numbers. Danger hates math. -Looking on the bright side gave me a sunburn. 11/11/09 -I gave up on Gravity a long time ago, it kept letting me down. -Subtraction - it just doesn’t add up. 11/10/09 -Free Tibet, with mail-in rebate. -My future will be bright once I change the bulbs. 11/09/09 -It’s hard to see things through, they’re mostly opaque. -I can’t remember whether I’m missing short or long term memory. -Life would be way easier if I had the cheat codes. 11/08/09 -Oh how the tables have turned. I blame Feng shui. 11/07/09 -You never know when Inspiration will strike, so I carry a shield. -Kidding around prevents aging. 11/06/09 -Sailors need to study Geometry for everything to be ship shape. -My inner child is at recess now. 11/05/09 -Robots will never rule over all. They’d get too drunk with power. -I thought a recession would have more to do with playgrounds. 11/04/09 -Leave no stone unturned. They want an even tan. -Déjà Vu: Been There. Re-did That. 11/03/09 -My Mantra walks my Dogma. -Minimalism tricked me into thinking less is more. 11/02/09 -I’ve reached a turning point. Time to get dizzy. -Reality. Side effects may include boredom. -I made a Difference. Now I’m working on some Similarities. 11/01/09 -I'm not a stunt double, but when I'm tired I need to crash. -I'm not a daydreamer, I just think it's night. 10/31/09 -Can’t work now, must look busy. -Falling asleep is my favorite way of falling. 10/30/09 -I decided to go green, but somehow ended up in blue. -Whenever I swallow my pride, I get the hiccups. 10/29/09 -I pushed my luck and it shoved back. -It's the thought that counts if you're thinking about numbers. 10/28/09 -Metrics: It speaks volumes. 10/27/09 -You'll never profit if you give up. Make someone pay up. -It's the thought that counts. Numbers might disagree though. 10/26/09 -Jump. Then you'll see if you’ve fallen out of favor with Gravity. -Consider this a literacy test. 10/25/09 -I’m not a bully, except when I push my luck. -Meditation: Zen there, done that. 10/24/09 -Practice makes perfect. Laziness makes efficient. -I was a member of the bored, until I found something exciting. 10/23/09 -The stars are out of my reach. Someone shoot them down for me. -Everyone brags; some of us are just naturally better at it. 10/22/09 -(in different fonts) Be bold, not italic. -(on back) I’m not running away, just testing the exits. 10/21/09 -I get the sense that aliens look down on me. -Puppets are deceptive, they always string me along. -Biting the dust sounds like quite a skill to me. -I'm just trying to make ends meet so I can have another weekend. 10/20/09 -Hospitals make it easier to have a change of heart. -I've got a lot of nerve, its how I keep in touch. 10/19/09 -I take the stairs down but the elevator up. -(on front) We'll see who has the last laugh. (on back) Ha! 10/18/09 -I may be late now, but wait till history repeats itself. 10/17/09 -Can't work now, I need to practice my procrastination skills. 10/16/09 -Kleptomaniacs take everything for granted. -Falling in love is more fun with a parachute. 10/15/09 -Reality tv is a myth. 10/14/09 -I may need glasses but my x-ray vision's XX/XX -If you ask for a sign, be prepared to stop. 10/13/09 -My state of the art doodles tend to look like maps. 10/12/09 -I had the key to sucess, now I need to call a locksmith. 10/11/09 -There's no room for error. So keep it in storage. 10/10/09 -Acronyms FTW. 10/09/09 -Time's my favorite stalker, it always watches over me. 10/08/09 -Machines are just jealous of my nerves of steel. 10/07/09 -There's no room for error. That's why I keep it in storage. 10/06/09 -Locksmiths always have the keys to success. 10/05/09 -Black holes are just intergalactic suck ups. 10/04/09 -Matter owes me a solid favor. 10/03/09 -I was going to seize the day, but Customs got there first. 10/02/09 -Stealing: We're not going to take it anymore. 10/01/09 -Smart is solving a rubix cube. Genius is peeling the stickers off 09/29/09 -Metrics. Because drastic times call for drastic measures. -Fortunately, when I fall asleep there's no Gravity involved. 09/28/09 -My evil laugh is one giggle away from world domination. 09/27/09 -Winging it taught me the principles of aerodynamics on the fly. 09/26/09 -Cubism keeps things fair and square. 09/25/09 -I seized the day. Now I'd like to trade it for the night. 09/24/09 -Piñatas always get hit up for candy. 09/23/09 -Gravity is my downfall. 09/22/09 -Lawn flamingos are nothing to write gnome about. 09/21/09 -Thanks Postcards, way to make me wish I was someplace else. 09/20/09 -Theater. May the farce be with you. 09/19/09 -I thought it'd be way easier to recycle junk food. 09/18/09 -Kleptomania. Do you have what it takes? 09/17/09 -Even if they can't cheer, trees always root for me. 09/16/09 -Gravity makes it hard to lighten up. 09/15/09 -Volcanoes: Proof that Nature has meltdowns too. 09/14/09 -Leave no stone unturned, at least until you hit rock bottom. -It’s hard to be ahead of my time when I’m always running late. 09/13/09 -Sleep deprivation brings out the zombie in all of us. -Neat freaks can never keep dirty little secrets. 09/12/09 -My lack of transportation drives me crazy. -Prior to coffee, everyone's a Zombie in the morning. -Robots get to travel travel during their power trips. 09/11/09 -Despite training with turtles, I’m not a ninja yet. -Defying Gravity helps me stay on top of things. -Where's the hook for me to suspend my disbelief? 09/10/09 -Keep the dream alive. Take more naps. -Playing video games- it's how I save the world. -Monocles: All in favor, say eye. -Scissors help me cut loose. -Mythical creatures keep it real. -Give me 3 square meals a day and I'll build you a food pyramid. 09/09/09 -When push comes to shove, you're probably opening the door wrong. -Time. It has its moments. -Technology: It's how things get cliquish. 09/08/09 -Don't read in between the lines, that's where I color. -Hopefully my Career Path is on the road to recovery. -In ancient times, they didn't teach History. They taught Future. 09/07/09 -If it makes you feel better, I take placebos too. -Back in the day, we didn’t even have nostalgia. 09/06/09 -Maps put me in my place. 09/05/09 -Leaving no stone unturned has left me with a lot of pet rocks. -It's kind of hard to be blunt and to the point at the same time. 09/04/09 -In ancient times, they didn't teach History, just Predictions. -I never learn from my mistakes. They don’t even do my homework. -One day my dreams will come true. Right now they’re lying. -Deadlines suck the life right out of me. 09/03/09 -Fiction is always plotting ways to make textbooks more boring. -Naps: Sweet dreams are made of this. -Sleep: Sweet dreams are made of this. -I can read your mind, but I'd rather wait for the movie. -I'm using my Daylight Savings Time to buy some naps. -Back in the day, there was way less History. -Elevator Music: It's How I Get Down. -The building blocks of life still can’t compare to Legos. -I was taken out of context, so put me back. 09/02/09 -Winging it: That's how I stay fly. -I paid attention. Now I'd like a refund please. -Don't blame me, Fate totally made me do it. -I prefer wishing upon a star, that way I keep my pennies. 09/01/09 -I'm not that forgetful, just absinthe minded. -I stood up for myself...and that's how I lost at Musical Chairs. 08/31/09 -Pen versus Sword. It's not hard to figure out what gets the edge. -Landscaping: It's how I hedge my bets. 08/30/09 -Feng shui. It's how I turn the tables. -Feng shui: It's how I turn the tables in my opponent's room. 08/29/09 -I don't run on caffenine, just towards it. -Leave no stone unturned.Until you get to the Zen rock garden. 08/28/09 -An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Especially if you aim well. -The odds are against me. Time to get even. -Pi. The tastiest way to crunch numbers. 08/27/09 -Rule of an Opposable Thumb: Go With Evolution. 08/26/09 -I'm not a nut, just a seed of insanity. 08/25/09 -Rule of an Opposable Thumb: Go With Evolution. 08/24/09 -The internet helps me defeat time and space. 08/23/09 -I see your shirt has writing too. This calls for a cliché battle. 08/22/09 -Have you been epic today? 08/21/09 -Never believe an Acupuncturist. Their stories have lots of holes. 08/20/09 -Crowd Surfing. It's How I Get Carried Away. 08/19/09 -Forget a cape. I'm just not a superhero without a cup of coffee. 08/18/09 -Pi: The Dessert of Mathematicians. 08/17/09 -Trigonometry. The solution to all love triangles. 08/16/09 -Don't be a statistic. Avoid surveys. 08/15/09 -Without Acupuncture, what's the point? 08/14/09 -Carnivorous Plants: Nature's Way of Confusing Vegatarians. -I'm not actually here today. Please meet my stunt double. -I'd Like to Bond With a Secret Agent. 08/13/09 -Exiting into the sunset: It's how I ride and how I tan. -I was victorious at Musical Chairs, until I stood up for myself. 08/12/09 -One human's brain freeze is another zombie's frozen yogurt. -Architecturally, columns are my arch-enemy. -Telepathy makes it really, really hard to mind my own business. 08/11/09 -I’m susceptible to making things up, or so the dragon claims. -I can’t really cash my cheque right now, do you accept wishes? -I would grow up, but you see I have this thing about heights. 08/10/09 -Balloons make it easier to get my hopes up. -Photography brings out my negative side. 08/09/09 -Go away Opportunity. I'll only open the door to buy cookies. -Destruction. It's how I break it down. -I'm starting to think of Math more as a problem than a solution. 08/08/09 -My dream job is one where I don't actually have to wake up. -I questioned Authority, but they transferred my call to Curiosity -Apparently being punctual doesn’t have much to do with commas. -I work well under pressure. Not so much under gravity. 08/07/09 -Having time on my hands lets me make this weird clapping noise. -You say stalking, I say practicing ninja skills. -A mind is a terrible thing to waste. It clogs the garbage chute. 08/06/09 -Self portraits make it easier to draw attention to myself. -Daydream; there are too many hours in a day to waste on Reality. -Until I get some caffeine my brainstorming is a thought sprinkle. 08/05/09 -You shall rue the day I found out the meaning of rue. -Are all those asteroids necessary? I'm trying to save some space. 08/04/09 -On a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about rating things? -If knowledge is power, why can't I charge my phone with it? -Due to my attention span, I can never be chairman of the bored. -Mime got your tongue? -I don't run on coffee, just towards it. -I find punchlines rather painful. 08/03/09 -Don't rely on the luck of the draw, paint something for certain. -Whenever I hang with Vampires, I’m totally the life of the party. -I'm reinventing myself. Patent pending. 08/02/09 -Talk is cheap, it takes a thousand words to get a picture. -(on front) Marco... (on back) Polo... -Piñata. Spanish for Anger Management. 08/01/09 -My mad skills seem to be all the rage. -I'm not worried about getting lost. The internet will find me. -I'll never recycle my trash talk. -Kisses: Best kept in mint condition. -Bees: Proving it's possible to generate buzz without the internet -Way to suck, vacuums. 07/31/09 -Want to know how it all went down. Just ask the ground. -I don’t have the best track record. I need epic music to run to. -Job hunting is depressingly spear-free. -Feng shui helps me turn the tables. 07/30/09 -Heartbreakers should generally avoid the ER. -Note to self: Fabric softener does not work on tough luck. -My clothes must evolve. It’s all about survival of the fittest. 07/29/09 -Due to a twist of fate, I started doing yoga. -(on back) Yea, I know. I’m a tough act to follow. -Chopsticks. Because sometimes the other utensils like to spoon. 07/28/09 -We’re all in this together. Until the restraining order kicks in. -Screw manners, I’ll do what I please. Thank you. -By summer, School is so out. -Forget who let the dogs out, why was the cat in a bag? -Following my dreams gets me lost by morning. -Down with Pop-ups. 07/27/09 -I'm not a total stranger, just a partial one. -Ghosts don’t scare me, except when they go boo. I fear rejection. -I ultimately won Tag, but it was touch and go for awhile. -I'm told I'm a good sport, but I still don't know how to play. 07/26/09 -The only thing I hear through the grapevine is whining. -I threw in the towel. Now my dryer's charging me with assault. -Time also flies when you hurl your alarm clock. 07/25/09 -Leave no stone unturned. Except when you get to the Zen garden. -Despite pressing the escape key, I'm still here. -The Ground: Where Things Are Looking Up. 07/24/09 -I'd reinvent myself, if I wasn't still waiting on the patent. -I battle writer's block with slam poetry. -Despite pressing the Esc key, I'm still here. 07/23/09 -Running with scissors helps me cut to the chase. 07/22/09 -My stomach's not growling, the butterflies are trying to escape. 07/21/09 -Go the extra mile for the metric system. 07/20/09 -Great Minds Think Alike: Cloning Does Exist. 07/19/09 -If there's trouble hold your horses, but start your getaway car. 07/18/09 -I enjoy a hearty breakfast and I'm sure cannibals do too. 07/17/09 -To Make A Long Story Short: Minimalism. 07/16/09 -I took responsibility. But, this weird feeling made me return it. 07/15/09 -I shake things up, and it's pretty tasty. -Cubism turned me into such a square. 07/14/09 -I'm not messy, just a fan of chaos. 07/13/09 -Spinning in place helps me unwind. 07/12/09 -Life's not that hard. It's actually rather squishy. 07/11/09 -Death, you totally suck at Life. -Caution: First Thing to Get Thrown to the Wind. 07/10/09 -Whatever floats your boat just sank my battleship. 07/09/09 -I'm not an alien, but I'm defintely in my own world. -I'm just here for the hugs and kisses. 07/08/09 -I fight epic battles with the mundane. -Math, you'll never get my undivided attention. 07/07/09 -I'm here now so be careful, things could get amazing. -I'm afraid to say, you can't scare me. 07/06/09 -Statistics: Where everyone counts for something. 07/05/09 -Working out near active volcanoes really helps me feel the burn. 07/04/09 -Pardon my French, but you're totally a cliché. 07/03/09 -Warning! Artist on the loose, may contain graphic material. 07/02/09 -This is where I draw the line. The doodles are over there. 07/01/09 -I'm not a Zombie, but I did just wake up. 06/30/09 -Don't sweat the small stuff, like bullets. 06/29/09 -Everytime I trip, I have a falling out with Gravity. 06/28/09 -I'd prefer it if Gravity didn't have a crush on me. 06/27/09 -I'm no Zombie, but I did just wake up. 06/26/09 -Making things up is never a let down. 06/25/09 -I broke the mold. Disinfectants helped a little. 06/24/09 -Trigonometry is responsible for love triangles. 06/23/09 -Although I'm down to Earth, I'd prefer to be an Astronaut. 06/22/09 -Sucks to be a Blackhole. 06/21/09 -Caffeine helps me expresso myself. 06/20/09 -(on pink) 100% Cotton Candy 06/19/09 -Chemistry thinks I should've bonded with more people by now. 06/18/09 -Brains. Zombies' food for thought. 06/17/09 -I got mugged on my Career Path. 06/16/09 -Blind people find me out of sight. 06/15/09 -I find Poetic Justice quite novel. 06/14/09 -I can't help it, I'm drawn to sketchy characters. 06/13/09 -Hit the books but beware the comics, they've got issues. 06/12/09 -Geometry is not the thing to get bent out of shape over. 06/11/09 -What doesn't kill us makes really cool scars. 06/10/09 -Blame Plate Tectonics for Earthquakes. It's clearly their fault. 06/09/09 -Living the dream was way easier when I was asleep. 06/08/09 -I don't have a problem with Math, it's the one that has problems. 06/07/09 -I watch movies with subtitles to make books feel better. 06/06/09 -Now that I can read, I got rid of all my shirts with pictures. 06/05/09 -Watch out Milkshakes, this is the last straw. 06/04/09 -Swing sets are where I learn the ropes. 06/03/09 -Being myself ruined my career as a Secret Agent. 06/02/09 -It's okay to waste Time, it's biodegradable. 06/01/09 -Music: It bands people together. 05/29/09 -Standing around helps me pick the best pose for my future statue. 05/28/09 -Anti-gravity is an overlooked way to turn that frown upside down. 05/27/09 -In war, rollerblades are not as effective as one might think. 05/26/09 -Gravity's such a let down. 05/25/09 -TV needs viewers like U to be Alphabetically correct. -I will smash your awkward silences with my battle cries. -I'm falling in love with Gravity. It's all downhill from here. 05/24/09 -I've got a lot of baggage from all those guilt trips. -Know yourself and you will win all battles against clones. 05/23/09 -Although I'm a Pacifist, I'm dressed to kill. -I can never find Time. It's really good at Hide and Seek. 05/22/09 -I can build anything given the right amount of Legos. -Of course Crime doesn’t pay, it steals. 05/21/09 -What goes around, comes around; which is why I mail myself stuff. 05/20/09 -Vegetarians are the rusty spots on the food chain. 05/19/09 -I plan on taking the weather by storm. 05/18/09 -Life's too short. Death is way taller. -Live free or die at a discount. -I tend to run away from exercise. -Every wild goose chase begins with duck, duck. -Homonyms dew knot make any cents to me. -Reincarnation: Been There, Repeated That. 05/17/09 -I'll put the pro in procrastination. Eventually. 05/16/09 -Homonyms dew knot make any cents to me. They're vary confusing. 05/15/09 -Jungle gyms are where I unleash my inner beast. 05/14/09 -I used to rule with an iron fist, until things got rusty. -Typeface. To boldy go where no font has gone before. -Until I get a grip on things, the gloves come off. 05/13/09 -(written vertical like a tie) This suits me just fine. -In reality, Gravity comes before the fall. -Forget Metrics, I rule. 05/12/09 -I keep all my kisses in mint condition. -I march to the beat of my own conundrum. 05/11/09 -Pfft, I don’t need to make noise to express myself. Sheesh. -Improvisers of a feather wing it together. 05/10/09 -For Pirates, booty is in the eyepatch of the beholder. -Hula keeps me in the loop. -Flattery will totally get you somewhere; the 2nd Dimension. -I’m all fired up and ready for s’more. -Watch out Time, I’ll waste you. -My imaginary friends are always keepin' it real. 05/09/09 -I'd like to exchange this Present for the Future please. -I'm trying to become more highly evolved so I can hover. -(back) I'm not running away, I'm just practicing my exit strategy -Maps lie, the Earth isn't flat. 05/08/09 -I was the center of the universe, until it moved to the left. -I was worried about being naked, but this shirt’s got me covered. -Come on glue. Get it together. 05/07/09 -My cloud spotting plans are always up in the air. -I was the center of the universe, until it moved to the left. -I was worried about being naked, but this shirt’s got me covered. -Come on glue. Get it together. 05/06/09 -Carnivorous plants: The only flora that's all bite and no bark. -Limbo: Where understanding is required. -Lava: Can’t touch this. -You know how I roll; down hills. -Help Endangered Countries. Free Tibet and Save the Wales. -I'd punch evil-doers, but I'm thirsty too. 05/05/09 -Tornadoes blow my mind. -When throwing caution to the wind, try to avoid blowback. -You know the drill, now meet the hammer. 05/04/09 -I feel much cooler after being blown away by all my fans. -Things will eventually work out. Right now the gym's closed. 05/03/09 -I really dig Classic rock. It's where I find fossils. -Nobody can cross the line in a parallel universe. 05/02/09 -Paint helps me create convincing white lies. -I don't have a life, but Reincarnation will fix that. 05/01/09 -I always pass paint flinging tests with flying colors. 04/30/09 -Skeletons need to come out of the closet and admit they’re scared -Being short and to the point is great for stabbing. 04/29/09 -Fate owes me an epic quest. 04/28/09 -Me and my imaginary friends don't like working in the real world. 04/27/09 -I've decided to cut down on gravity. 04/26/09 -Ambiguity: Just Do It. 04/25/09 -Songs easily get stuck in my head since I've got a one track mind 04/24/09 -Ask the tree how it feels before you turn over a new leaf. 04/23/09 -Chemistry needs to calm down. It always overreacts to everything. 04/22/09 -There's a fine line, and I just colored inside it. 04/21/09 -Let's cut to the chase so I can run away. 04/20/09 -Constructive criticism would be way better with Legos. 04/19/09 -Kickin’ it with juice makes me pleased as punch. 04/18/09 -Go away ice cream. I'm sticking up for popsicles. -Hey Id, leggo my Ego. 04/17/09 -Laughter is the best placebo. -I’ve been very bad and need a second helping of my just desserts. 04/16/09 -(on back) You've got my back right? 04/15/09 -I’m trying to forget my colorful past but crayons won’t let me. 04/14/09 -Cannibalism: Now Serving a Cup of Joe. Coffee Also Available. 04/13/09 -Not everyone's in the same boat. Some are on the yellow submarine -I don't even buy lemons because I hear Life gives them away. 04/12/09 -I’m angry because this chip on my shoulder isn’t chocolate. -A house divided against itself cannot stand, but it can do math. 04/11/09 -Actual bee’s knees are a real buzz kill. 04/10/09 -I'm sure Earth sometimes feels it's going around in circles too. 04/09/09 -Crimes sometime happen in narrow daylight too. -Only solar powered explanations can shed light on my questions. -Fingers and Toes: What everyone can count on. 04/08/09 -Cliffhangers make reading an extreme sport. 04/07/09 -Step it up Stairway, you’re supposed to go all the way to Heaven. 04/06/09 -Heavy machinery helps me break it down. -Orange and Silver: Resisting poetry one ending at a time. -Daydreams: Bringing out a little narcolepsy in everyone. 04/05/09 -Aliens think I’m very down to Earth. -Placebos should get a taste of their own medicine. -I didn’t get it, until I played tag. -Be a Mountain. Don’t Cave Under Pressure. 04/04/09 -Zombies wouldn’t be caught dead without wearing this. -I know better, but I forget best. 04/03/09 -Don’t anger an Artist, they’ll frame you for painting. -Math: Something everyone can count on. -Reach for the stars, but aim towards the tv remote. -Sit ups and push ups make it hard to be laid back. 04/02/09 -I hang out with turtles to learn the ninja way. -Killing Time is the only crime I can get away with. -I tend to blow my money on balloons. 04/01/09 -I need more popsicle sticks to build up my confidence. -Confetti is my weapon of choice to fight for my right to party. -Left is inherently wrong. -Originality comes and goes, but Clichés are forever. -Quit wasting Time. Recycle it. -If you’re going to eat your words, pencils make great chopsticks. 03/31/09 -Music: Hear Today, Gone Tomorrow. -Inertia helps me actually feel the need for speed. 03/30/09 -Momentum really needs to give me a brake. 03/29/09 -When stretched, this is also my tent. 03/28/09 -Awkward situations are not good for my Nervous System. 03/27/09 -I'd go for a run, but I'm waiting for someone to chase me. -Security requires lots of blankets. 03/26/09 -I admit, I've ripped off wrapping paper to make a quick buck. -I get tied up when I'm knot working. 03/25/09 -Fight the Power. Unplug Stuff. -The proper place to store revenge is the freezer. -Traffic jams don't spread well over toast. 03/24/09 -I always tell Thank You's that they're welcome here. -If you don't like Gravity, just jump. 03/23/09 -I'd rather paint my own conclusions. 03/22/09 -Grab an umbrella, I'm about to brainstorm. 03/21/09 -Tape helps me stick it to the man. 03/20/09 -I hate it when people give me advice. I can't pawn that. -When things don't work out, it's because they're lazy. 03/19/09 -I dig Archaeologist. They ruin History. -Only compliments can destroy me. Take your best shot. -When it comes to Gravity, stand your ground. -Bright and Early? I’d rather be Dark and Sleep In. -I take it to the limit. Then I return it, cause I need structure. -If you're running out of time, just walk. -I’m just a big Sweetie, especially when I’m on a sugar high. -I always listen to my heart, but all it says is thump, thump. -Don't worry, I’ll return the favor. This one doesn’t fit me. -Only mints take my breath away. 03/18/09 -According to Science, I matter. -Allergies contradict Evolution. Flowers shouldn't be so powerful. -Economics never made cents to me. -Repercussions are the lamest member of the drum family. -Due to magnets, I'm a polarizing figure. -Darwin's Survival of the Fittest idea boosts gym attendance. -You've got to go through this shirt to get under my skin. 03/17/09 -Fact vs. Fiction. I'm totally betting on Fiction. -Global Warming just needs to chill out. -I like a little Danger...with a lot of Safety. -Sometimes me and the trees can get a little sappy. 03/16/09 -Superstition is way more accurate than regular stition. -Where is square one? Apparently, I'm supposed to be back there. -Infinity always thinks it's the be-all, end-all. -Between a rock and a hard place there's creepy things growing. -High fives need to learn how to knuckle down. -If you're going to break the law, start with Gravity's. -My Id is the secret identity of Super-Ego. -Now where did I put that Memory? -Two wrongs should make a left but they keep going the wrong way. -I never draw a blank. I'm more of a doodler. 03/15/09 -Don't let your possessions define you. Except maybe a dictionary. -Yea, I've scene part of the movie. 03/14/09 -Nostalgia, it just isn't what it used to be. -Due to Global Warming, this shirt isn't as cool as it used to be. -I get out of line when it comes to coloring books. -Wanted. More Posters and Pens. Reward Offered for Capture. 03/13/09 -Nobody's met my Expectations. They're still in the waiting room. -I have a Love-Hate relationship with emotions. -This is way too much awesome to cram into a day. -I'd rather not have a heart of gold, that would be pretty heavy. 03/12/09 -Trucks have the best pickup lines. -A real Lava Lamp destroys everything in its path. -I've got a lot of nerve, it's how I feel things. 03/11/09 -I need some sleep, can I borrow yours? 03/10/09 -I make S'mores whenever I get fired up. 03/09/09 -I've got zero tolerance for Math problems. 03/08/09 -Three Cheers for Prime Numbers. -Meteorites: The original rock stars, that are still making hits. -A herd of dust bunnies ate the monster under my bed. 03/07/09 -I'm an Actor, by that I mean I pretend to work. -If you're looking for Roman numerals, X marks the spot. 03/06/09 -Earthquakes are Nature's way of making everything dance. -I'm not scared, just acutely aware of phobias. 03/05/09 -Sometimes, Robots also have to blow off some steam. -The Kraken is all about squid pro quo. 03/04/09 -Pardon my French, but you're a Cliché. -I'll bite the bullet, I eat danger for breakfast. 03/03/09 -Music makes me feel safe and sound. -I’m ready to take my love of video games to the next level. 03/02/09 -I saved the Earth. It’s now on a disk. -Apparently eating junk food doesn’t help the environment. 03/01/09 -My Smoke Signal machine is in the shop. -I'm just hoping this message won't self-destruct. 02/28/09 -Sheep should be seen but not herd. -I sometimes Q up at the Alphabet soup line. 02/27/09 -Geometry keeps me in shape. -Calendars, your days are numbered. 02/26/09 -I've been around the block. I'm not dangerous, just lost. -If you love something, set it free so I can buy it. 02/25/09 -Soybeans don't cry over spilt milk. -I'll save the day, then store it in my fridge. -Go for the Gold. Be Silent. -I've been around the block. I'm not dangerous, just lost. -If you love something, set it free so I can buy it. -Geometry keeps me in shape. -Calendars, your days are numbered. -Sheep should be seen but not herd. -I sometimes Q up at the Alphabet soup line. 02/24/09 -I can be a bit clingy. when the static electricity builds up. 02/23/09 -Me and Eternity have some unfinished business. 02/22/09 -Me and Godzilla, we break it down. 02/21/09 -Astrology: The fake Astronomy since the beginning of Time. -I don’t need adhesives to get songs stuck in my head. -I don’t have all the answers, but I can guess, right? -Thinking for myself is a lonely job. -Just enough brainpower to turn on this light bulb over my head. -I’m way better at pulling my weight on the Moon. 02/20/09 -History needs to move on and stop living in the past. -Use the Past to plan the Future. Say 'Yes' to Robotic Dinosaurs. -My Mug Shot would’ve been better had I been given some Coffee. -I hope they perfect cloning soon. I need some help Multitasking. 02/19/09 -Now that I’m older I play Hide and Seek with my Enemies. -I'm not dense, many people live vicariously through me. -Stop the Muggings. Avoid Caffeine. -Just Say 'Know' to Knowledge. 02/18/09 -According to the Fossil Record, Dinosaurs Still Rock. -According to Cannibals, I'm Quite a Catch. -A pocket full of sunshine would cause severe burns. -Can you spare me some change? I'm tired of the same old stuff. -I talk to inanimate objects, isn't that right Shirt? -Mimes set the Gold Standard for Silence. -My contribution to Chemistry is altering O2 to CO2. -Insides Gross Me Out. -Run through the Sprinklers you don't need a lawn just a rainy day -One day closer to becoming a Fossil. -I'm an Outsider. I don't get Inside Jokes. 02/17/09 -Why Should I Pay Attention? It's So Much Cheaper Being Oblivious. -Soymilk confuses Cows. -I have numerous Degrees. They're all displayed in my Thermometer. -Tragically, Dragonflies aren’t as exciting as they sound. -I only get my point across whenever I have a sword. -My money is too needy and helpless. I can’t save it all the time. -I make Power walking as epic as it sounds. -Change is coming; I just need more coins. -With Lava, maybe you shouldn't just go with the flow. -I fold Time and Space after I wash them on Delicate. -Radioactive ooze didn’t give me ninja skills, just cancer. -Scapegoats are the Sacrificial Lambs of the Animal Kingdom. -Why should I pay attention when it's way cheaper being oblivious? 02/16/09 -My Evil Plan Is Just Misunderstood. -Apparently, I’m not a Nudist. -The Lumberjacks are coming. Run, Forrest, run. -I don’t mean to steal your thunder, but I need a superpower too. -I Job Hunt with a spear. What’s this about, a Resumé? -Postcards: Making you wish you were someplace else. -Glasses are for Vision, but a Monocle is for a Visonary. -Monopoly taught me Life’s not all fun and games. -(on back) I Now Outrank You in Follow the Leader. -I need some direction in life, so I bought some maps. -Go Away Opportunity. I Only Open the Door for Girl Scout Cookies. 02/15/09 -Yeah you're a Vampire, so what. Bite me. -Crazy like a Cliché. -Let's become Pirates. All in favor, say Arrr. -Wishes work well when bribed with pennies. -Think for yourself. Resist group hugs. -Don’t ever put Electricty in charge. The results are shocking. -World Peace is nice, but I really just want a Piece of the World. -I’m sick of Hypochondria. -Sleep: It's the stuff that dreams are made of. -Eskimo kisses are for nosy people. 02/14/09 -Crazy like a Simile. -Oxymorons will plunge the world into controlled chaos. -Painters, Where Art Thou? -Don’t be sneaky. Be stealthy, it’s the Ninja Way. -I went to school for many years, so now I make Educated guesses. -Tibetians don’t use China. They drink their tea in Mugs. 02/13/09 -You lose competitive nature! I am way better at indifference. -I cut in line all the time when I run with scissors. -I’m not a guarded person. I just have a small army around me. -According to Fortune Cookies, Horoscopes are fake. -Centripetal force: You spin me right round, baby right round. -Ninjas are just shy. -Time Travelers, fight for your right to party like it’s 1999. 02/12/09 -Test Takers' Philosophy: I think, therefore I cram. -Speak Up! The Sky Can't Hear You. -My state of mind is geographically located in Imagination. 02/11/09 -Hey Math, your days are numbered. -My plans with Gravity always fall through. -I am Bold; when it comes to my font choice. -On second thought, my rate just double. That’ll be two pennies. -Meteorites are the original rock stars. 02/10/09 -I’m not lost, just exploring. -Am I making (UV ink- non)sense yet? -I'm counting on my protest against Math to grow in numbers. -Karma comes back around and it brings boomerangs with it. -Working in cubicles goes against the Circle of Life. -I’d like to throw a party, but my aim is terrible. -Being in 3D gives me more depth. -X marks the spot. That's where O can’t go. 02/09/09 -I've Got Some Junk In The Trunk. I Should Probably Recycle. -Recycling enthusiasts got some junk in the trunk. -Being cheap doesn’t really pay off. -I use big words when I make small talk. -Reincarnation is alive and well in video games. -You say Pirate, I say Captain of Industry. -Potatoes and Tomatoes would like a uniform pronunciation please. -I shall pace in circles until I get a round of applause. -Due to soccer, we are a goal oriented society. -If variety is the spice of life, I’m underseasoned. -I invented the moon and lying. -Not only do I jump on the bandwagon, I rock out on it. 02/08/09 -What proof could possibly be in the pudding? -I don’t feed pigeons, I chase them. -Out of curiosity, how did the cat die? -The Egyptians’ diet was entirely based on the food pyramid. -Carnivorous plants are growing on Vegetarians. -Yea, I’m kind of a big deal. I don’t go on sale often. -Sugar highs are my downfall. -I became a Magician to make Clowns disappear. -I’m not a Pirate, just a Captain of Industry. -In my line of work, it’s all about Anger Management. -Mad Scientists should study the effects of positive thinking. -I’m so over working under pressure. -Being open to advice won’t get you the kind of tips you want. -I’ve got this in the bag, now I just have to worry about that cat -Working for the weekend won’t get you a stable form of currency. -Sometimes going on Autopilot just doesn’t fly. -The library always has an infestation of bookworms. -I don’t know about job security, but Anger Management is needed. -Video games gave me false impressions of problem solving. -My evil plot would've worked if it wasn't for Editing. -To a Cyclops, beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. -Exercise always works out for the best. -I’ll keep an eye out for Pirates and Cyclopses. -A brain freeze is icecream for Zombies. -Slackers Unite! Sometime later. -Stunt doubles are all about multitasking. -My computer does all my own stunts, it often crashes. 02/07/09 -Cannibals are always the silent ones. They bite their tongues. - (on red shirt)Ready for Bullfighting. -A cup of coffee fits me to a tea. 02/06/09 -This shirt is helping me become well read. -Today, this shirt came out of the closet.( rainbow font) -U are not really my cup of T. -I don't really have the heart to explain Cardiology. 02/05/09 -Pirating: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyepatch. 02/04/09 -It's your move Inertia. 02/03/09 -Nomads often go house hunting. 02/02/09 -I'll just paint my way to getting a black belt in Martial Arts. -What do you mean, drawing has nothing to do with Martial Arts? -Most robots I encounter have nerves of steel. -I just need a ball park figure to keep score in baseball. -Detectives always have a hunch, it's mainly due to bad posture. 02/01/09 -Odds are I'm going to get Even. 01/31/09 -The details of an artist's life are sketchy at best. 01/30/09 -You don’t see escape artist eager to tie the knot, now do you? -To Err Is Human. To Error, Computer. -Blessings and Spies have the best disguises. -Shhh, I’m disguised as a blessing. -Books are angry that Pictures get credit for a thousand words. -So why isn’t the Thesaurus extinct yet? -The Fossil Record is far less musical than once thought. -I’m not even remotely interested in watching TV right now. -Odds are good I’m getting even with Math. -Studies show the Fossil Record is all about Rock n' Roll. 01/29/09 -Westerns are the best movies on the map. -I don’t mind thinking things through. -I have to sit down to understand. -Worst case scenario: I get stuck in a trunk. -I consider Speed dating a contact sport. -I’m down with heights. -I'm counting on sheep to catch my zzz’s -I’m game for sports. -I apply myself, by filling out forms. -I don't need glasses, my X-ray vision is XX/XX -I consider Speed dating a contact sport. 01/28/09 -I draw the line at insulting artists. -I sentence thee to a grammar lesson. -For some reason, the country won't fit in my China cabinet. -In Real Estate, no good deed goes unpunished. 01/27/09 -You've got to think outside the box so you won't to be a square. -Thinking outside |
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