New Year, New Slogan Blog

My 365 Blog Year 3

So I've decided to keep going on the slogan challenge and see what happens. Feel free to comment, vote, and enjoy.

Favorites:

My shadow does things when I'm not looking. Shady things.

Horror movies taught me to pay attention if I hear scary music.

Alarm clocks wake me up just enough to realize I want more sleep.

According to Science, I matter.

Monocles: All in favor, say eye.


365 Up for Vote:


11/27/10

-I'm no wizard, but I can still cast a shadow.

-I don't just wait in lines, I read in between them.

-Once upon a time stuff happened. Then, History repeated itself.

-I found the missing link. It's buried in the internet.

-Keyboards know my type.

-Zombies have larger than death personalities.



11/26/10

-When there's pollution, there's no excitement in the air.


11/25/10

-Sometimes even tea just isn�t my cup of tea.

-Fibonacci was on a downward spiral.

-Water thinks I�m full of it.

-Question Authority, Just Not Mine.


11/24/10

-Walking a mile in someone else's shoes made me reboot my life.


11/23/10

-I don�t wear my heart on my sleeve. I post it online.


11/22/10

-I�m not oblivious, I just like to be constantly surprised.


11/21/10

-Party animals dance on the wild side.


11/20/10

-Stars are very dangerous, especially the kind from ninajs.


11/19/10

-Antarctica. It�s where all the cool stuff is.


11/18/10

-I can�t do slow motion without epic music.



11/17/10

-Velocity brings me up to speed.

-If you think I�m morbid, you�re dead wrong.


11/16/10

-The best things in life are free. They're called samples.


11/15/10

-Escalators take things step by step.


11/14/10

-The road less traveled is where I got lost.


11/13/10

-I tried to suspend my disbelief, but it keeps falling down.


11/12/10

-Echoes always have to have the last word.


11/11/10

-Inertia makes it hard to bust a move.


11/10/10

-I hear the internet has connections.


11/09/10

-Shooting stars are very dangerous, especially from ninajs.


11/08/10

-Wishful thinking should get me a fountain and some coins.


11/07/10

-Mountains usually peak somewhere above sea level.


11/06/10

-Mornings shouldn�t be a cause for alarm


11/05/10

-A little bird told me some stuff I already read on the internet.


11/04/10

-Tomorrow makes everything seem like it was yesterday.


11/03/10

-To be fair, I�d be grouchy too if I lived in a trash can.


11/02/10

-Gravity is Architecture�s arch enemy.

-Solid, liquid, gas, and plasma. Nothing else matters.


11/01/10

-Momentum: Anything Goes.


10/30/10

-S'mores. They make me a happy camper.


10/29/10

-Cubism is often back to square one.


10/28/10

-The Internet. Just Have @ It.


10/27/10

-Mimes aren't really great figures of speech.


10/26/10

-With Momentum, Anything Goes.



10/25/10

-It's really hard to look on the bright side when the power's out.



10/24/10

-Geometry easily gets all bent out of shape.



10/23/10

-Creativity. It's what you make of it.


10/22/10

-Vampires are so cryptic.

-I�d much rather crowd surf than do the wave.


10/21/10

-My dream of creating an etch- a-sketch masterpiece is unshakable.



10/20/10

-I�m not that into claustrophobia.


10/19/10

-Puppets just want to hold your hand.


10/18/10

-Drawing a blank is the direct result of doodling in invisible ink


10/17/10

-I�m not sure how to make small talk so let�s just whisper.


10/16/10

- If aliens exist, they�ll find most of us are very down to earth.


10/15/10

-Technically I'm not sleeping in if my day begins at noon.


10/14/10

-It's way easier to look on the bright side during the day.


10/13/10

-Ninjas. They're the strong, silent type.


10/12/10

-There's a song about a yellow submarine that floats my boat.

-When Artists call it a draw, everyone wins.


10/11/10

-With Yoga, there�s always a twist.

-There's no room for error. It can go in storage.


10/10/10

-Do the right thing. Go in another direction.

-Shoot for the stars. It's the best defense against alien invaders


10/09/10

-Reincarnation: The ultimate comeback.

-Words to Live By: I'm Not Dead Yet.


10/08/10

-Clocks know how to have a good time.

-Neurons help me make up my mind.


10/07/10

-Warning: Artist on the loose. May contain graphic material.


10/06/10

-Drum rolls: The soundtrack of anticipation.


10/05/10

-Brainstorms always steal my thunder.


10/04/10

-Volcanoes: The original hot mess.


10/03/10

-Bears and Penguins. Polar Opposites.


10/02/10

-I never ask for directions when I'm lost in thought.


10/01/10

-Art� = Cubism


09/30/10

-Electrons. They�re the ones in charge.

-Birds and butterflies know how to wing it.

-Don�t be Chicken but don�t be Cocky either.


09/29/10

-Dancing. I do it for kicks.

-I need more direction in life. And a compass.


09/28/10

-Cubism: It�s Art� (squared)

-Smart = solving a Rubik's cube Genius = peeling the stickers off


09/27/10

-Made with love�in China.


09/26/10

-Shooting Stars: 75% Iron 15% Nickel 10% Wishes.

-All Hail Meteorology.


09/25/10

-Clocks always tick me off when I'm on a deadline.

-There's no room for error. Put it in storage.


09/24/10

-Dream big. Sleep with a magnifying glass.

-Sheep. The only imaginary animals I can count on.


09/23/10

-With great power comes great big batteries.

-I'm not sleeping, I'm keeping the dream alive.


09/22/10

-Even Cookie Monster hates the cookies from the internet.


09/21/10

-It's time to get all fired up. It's time for s'mores.


09/20/10

-Trains should know how to conduct themselves in public.


09/19/10

-Join the Dark Side. Don't Pay Your Electric Bill.

-Science. It's no laughing matter.


09/18/10

-Impressionism: Art on the Gogh.


09/17/10

-My shadow will always stand by me. Unless it's dark or something.

-Actions speak louder than words. Enough said, let�s dance.


09/16/10

-When camping, less is s�more.

-Brownie points only work if they're edible.


09/15/10

-In a food fight, stick with sushi. It'll roll with the punches.


09/14/10

-Minimalism. Who could ask for more?

-Mind/Matter is just a fraction of my mental powers.


09/13/10

-Levitation is my pick me up.

-Competition: I'm in it to win it.


09/12/10

-Crowd surfing: It's my pick me up.


09/11/10

-Optimism. It's all good.


09/10/10

-Imagination: The original entertainment system.


09/09/10

-Inner drive. It moves me.


09/08/10

-You can't beat Music.


09/07/10

-If you don't seize the day, Customs will.


09/06/10

-Numbers, I know I can count on you.


09/05/10

-Murphy wants to know; what's the worst that could happen?


09/04/10

-Astronomy leaves me feeling starstruck.


09/03/10

-A round of applause always makes me dizzy.

-Hey Gravity, it's about to go down.

-Meteorites always leave me feeling starstruck.


09/02/10

-Shake Things Up. Find a Drive-Thru.

-Hey Zombies, you're dead to me.


09/01/10

-If you don't seize the day, Time will.


08/31/10

-Time travelers party like it's 1999.


08/30/10

-Vampires are dead to me.


08/29/10

-You don't have to be sharp to have a point.


08/28/10

-Jamming with friends. It's a grape thing.


08/27/10

-Don't believe conspiracy theories. That's what they want.


08/26/10

-Even if you catch an artist off guard they're still avant-garded.


08/25/10

-Dueling artist always say: Avant-garde


08/24/10

-Come on Destruction, give me a lucky break.


08/23/10

-Heart warming stories are nice but I'd rather have a hot tub.


08/22/10

-All's fair in love and carnival games.


08/21/10

-Play lots of games, it'll help you achieve goals.


08/20/10

-Gravity: It makes everything fall into place.


08/19/10

-All's fair in love and video games.


08/18/10

-Give Destruction a break. It's tired.


08/17/10

-What's your type?(each letter in different fonts)


08/16/10

-To challenge an artist to a duel, just say: Avant-garde!


08/15/10

-Video games taught me to work for a bonus.


08/14/10

-Off-hand I'm not sure how to do palm reading.


08/13/10

-Revenge is sweet and best served cold, like ice scream.


08/12/10

-Technically the Earth's not really that hardcore.


08/11/10

-It's okay to have butterflies in your stomach. Extra protein.


08/10/10

-There's never a dull moment when I waste time.


08/09/10

-Rocks work best when kickin it old, old school.


08/08/10

-Computers Totally Byte.


08/07/10

- Some of my favorite moments happen when I waste time.


08/06/10

-Elevators pick me up when I'm feeling down.


08/05/10

-Real ninjas are named after Renaissance painters and eat pizza.


08/04/10

-Geometry wants me to get in shape.


08/03/10

-The grass is always greener on the nuclear side.


08/02/10

-I wish my TV was psychic so I could channel cable.

-No guts, no story.


08/01/10

-Money can't buy happiness, but you can get a lot of bubble wrap.

-Not all who wander are lost, some are just bored.

-Live by the sword. Right next door to the shield.


07/31/10

-Waiting: Punishment for killing Time.

-When there's no electricity, Technology isn't very empowering.

-Mysteries just don't know when to take a hint.


07/30/10

-I know just enough pig latin to bring home the bacon.

-Knights in shining armor reflect a lot.

-Reincarnation helps me recycle all that time I wasted.


07/29/10

-Scientists take matter into their own hands.


07/28/10

-If it wasn't for Time, I'd have a lot more stuff done by now.


07/27/10

-Break the mold. Scrub a lot.


07/26/10

-Poetic Justice: Making Everything Write.


07/25/10

- Break the mold. Scrub a lot.


07/24/10

-Poetic Justice: Making Everything Write.


07/23/10

-Artists always get themselves into some sketchy situations.


07/22/10

-Trampolines: One small step for man, one giant leap for everyone.


07/21/10

-I let my cells do the micro-managing.


07/20/10

-Postcards: Making you wish you were someplace else right now.


07/19/10

-I work well under pressure. Atmospheric pressure.


07/18/10

-Nonsense: Makes perfect sense to me.


07/17/10

-Theater needs to get its act together.


07/16/10

-Music is convinced we all live in a yellow submarine.


07/15/10

-I�ve never heard the call of the wild but I get the texts.


07/14/10

-The Apocalypse: It's a cult classic.


07/13/10

-Panic: Just as effective as coffee, only way cheaper.


07/12/10

-Sudoku, your days of captivating me with puzzles are numbered.


07/11/10

-I�ll remember everything you say, as long as it�s useless info.


07/10/10

-Puzzles. May they rest in pieces.


07/09/10

-Momentum: Move it or lose it.


07/08/10

-What I lack in common sense, I make up for in crazy stories.


07/07/10

-If I'm rubber and you're glue, we have quite an identity crisis.


07/06/10

-Other motorists drive me crazy.


07/05/10

-Human anatomy makes it impossible to have a heart to heart talk.


07/04/10

-Zombies and werewolves agree. Vampires suck.


07/03/10

-Finishing a puzzle is quite a pi�ce de r�sistance.


07/02/10

-Who's up for defying gravity?


07/01/10

-There were a lot of pros and khans to the Mongol Empire.


06/30/10

-It's hard not to get carried away when crowd surfing.


06/29/10

-I�d walk a mile for a Metrics conversion chart.


06/28/10

-When Time flies, I feel jet lagged.


06/27/10

-Claustrophobics are always the first to think outside the box.


06/26/10

-Sleep will make everything better. Works like a dream.


06/25/10

-A question mark turns any sentence into a rhetorical question?


06/24/10

-I speak accents. Fluently.


06/23/10

-Claustrophobia makes me feel out of it.


06/22/10

-Equations make calculating circumference is as easy as pi.


06/21/10

-Artists Never Make To Do Lists. They Make To Doodle Lists.


06/20/10

-I've got a lot of nerve. Seriously, I've got about a billion.


06/19/10

-Caffeine and I have great chemistry together.


06/18/10

-Physics does not approve of mind over matter.


06/17/10

-Gravity. The Force will be with you, always.


06/16/10

-I'm not messy, I'm just making sure there's no room for error.


06/15/10

-Technology should not be left to its own devices.


06/14/10

-Without Arrows, what's the point?


06/13/10

-Comic books taught me that action heroes speak louder than words.


06/12/10

-The grass is always greener on the radioactive side.


06/11/10

-Be Bold. Type in a Thicker Font.


06/10/10

-Make believe, not war. Dragons are way cooler than tanks.


06/09/10

-I don't take things for granted, I just borrow them.


06/08/10

-Lava totally goes with the flow.


06/07/10

-Please make things crystal clear. I like shiny objects.


06/06/10

-There's something to be said about words.


06/05/10

-Elevators always give me a lift when I'm feeling down.


06/04/10

-Skeletons have a lot of bones to pick.


06/03/10

-Exhibitionists love museums.


06/02/10

-What good is science if I can�t have superpowers?


06/01/10

-Technology is quick to point out who�s in charge.


05/31/10

-The Egyptian empire crumbled due to pyramid schemes.


05/30/10

-After all the debate, I find Global Warming anti-climactic.


05/29/10

-Even if it's a moon, I still think the world of Pluto.


05/28/10

-Money can totally buy happiness, you can get a lot of bubblewrap.


05/27/10

-Downhill: Where the good times roll.


05/26/10

-The key to success is unlocking your inner locksmith.


05/25/10

-Taking it easy was great, until I had to give it back.


05/24/10

-My daydreams tend to have a sunny outlook.


05/23/10

-You definitely need a level head to play video games.


05/22/10

-Video games: Helping nerds score since 1958.


05/21/10

-Crash courses make it pretty painful to hit the books.


05/20/10

-A slacker's work is never done.


05/19/10

-I'll give anything a shot. I aim to please.


05/18/10

-Having a poker face doesn't mean jack.

-Home, Tweet Home.


05/17/10

-Yawns are my cue to daydream.


05/16/10

-Luck of the draw was not quite how I pictured it.

-It's time to move on History, stop living in the past.


05/15/10

-A picture is worth a thousand pixels.

-Envy. The emotional way to go green.


05/14/10

-There are reasons not to procrastinate. I'll think of them later.

-I don�t want to know the future, I just want a sneak preview.


05/13/10

-Arachnophobia has kept me away from the web.

-If you don't pay attention it'll take its toll.

-Escape artists never get into trouble.


05/12/10

-Retracing my steps sent me back to the drawing board.

-Life�s no fair, it�s more of a circus really.


05/11/10

-The fax machine is always trying to copy me.

-Every time I quit art, it draws me back in.

-Artists know how to canvas the scene.


05/10/10

-Bar graphs would be way more awesome in candy form.


05/09/10

-Video games. That's how I'll settle the score.


05/08/10

-In a parallel universe Geometry is really exciting.


05/07/10

-By a show of hands, who likes sock puppets?


05/06/10

-To err is human, to error machine.


05/05/10

-Life's full of surprises; and sharks.


05/04/10

-There's a fine line between bungee jumping and falling.


05/03/10

-The road less traveled is the one I can't find.


05/02/10

-Look on the bright side, all the kids with sunglasses are.


05/01/10

-Running with scissors helps me make short cuts.


04/30/10

-If global warming was a hoax, it'd be really uncool.


04/29/10

-Foolish Bear, only rain can prevent forest fires.


04/28/10

-Doodles: Blueprints For Greatness.


04/27/10

-Smurfs think it's impossible to go green.


04/26/10

-Acupunturists always have a point.


04/25/10

-Magic. It's really, really not rocket science.


04/24/10

-Minimalism thinks less is more.


04/23/10

-Nothing's official without a clipboard.


04/22/10

-Blood runs thicker than water, so Vampires need a big straw.

-It puzzles me why Sudoku is fun but Math isn�t.


04/21/10

-Contradictions are so bittersweet.

-I�m no poser, I just want to see how I�d look as a statue.

-Somehow my imaginary friends are addicted to reality t.v


04/20/10

-I dig traveling to China.

-Tree hugging is not as environmentally friendly as you think.

-I�m not bulletproof, but I took a shot at it.

-I�m not from the future, just ahead of my time.


04/19/10

-I�m not from the future, I�m just ahead of my time.

-If you only live once why are there so many Elvis impersonators?


04/18/10

-Aluminum has no foil; except itself.

-Momentum�s nice and all, but it's coffee that keeps me going.


04/17/10

-The pen is mightier than the sword. I fight boredom with doodles.


04/16/10

-Gamers know how to save the world; one button at a time.


04/15/10

-I wish I could travel back in time so I could predict the future.


04/14/10

-It's a small world, until the remote goes missing.


04/13/10

-Fairytales are always so Grimm.

-I'm too impatient to be on any waiting list.

-Music offers me some sound advice whenever I need it.

-When identity thieves get clumsy, they drop names a lot.

-It just dawned on me, the Sun is really bright in the morning.


04/12/10

-Alarm clocks wake me up just enough to realize I want more sleep.

-Going against the grain is tricky when you're stuck in a field.


04/11/10

-Physics is all about appealing to the masses.

-Carrots didn�t help my vision, they poked my eye out.

-There�s a fine line between tightrope walking and free falling.

-If we play charades, I'm recruiting Mimes for my team.


04/10/10

-Earth. It has a certain atmosphere to it.

-Just avoid clich�s like the plague.

-Yoga: Sanskrit for pretzel.

-Ignorance is bliss, but I could be wrong about that.

-Failure is not an option unless it's a multiple choice question.

-Nonfiction. The only thing that�s actually keepin it real.

-I study, therefore I cram.

-Having a positive attitude is always a plus.


04/09/10

-Whenever I get hurt, Momentum tells me to walk it off.

-Levitation only got my hopes up.

-Procrastination is something I have to work on�later.

-I use long, fancy words to balance out stupid questions.

-Crop circles are just doodles that go against the grain.


04/08/10

-Even slackers are working for the weekend.

-Conformity. It�s like a rebellion against rebelling.


04/07/10

-I'd never ever exaggerate in a billion years.

-Crop circles are just doodles that go against the grain.


04/06/10

-All roads lead me to roam.

-All that glitters is not gold, often it really is just glitter.

-Action movies speak louder than subtitles.

-Running with scissors; it's how I cut to the chase.

-Turns out, applying myself requires a lot of forms.

-Express yourself. Get moving.

-Going against the grain got me lost in the middle of a field.

-I got lost on the road less traveled.


04/05/10

-Geographers think the world of me.

-Telescopes helped me change my point of view.

-Opportunity knocked on my door to sell me some cookies.

-Pancakes never waffle on decisions.


04/04/10

-I�m trying to find the meaning of life, but it�s great at hiding.

-Plagiarism sucks but don�t take my word for it.

-Dictionaries always have to have the last word.


04/03/10

-Ninjas are always giving me the silent treatment.

-Going against the grain is how I got lost in a field.

-I�m not sleepwalking, I�m following my dreams.

-Escape artists like an open door policy.

-Don�t push tough luck. It will push back.


04/02/10

-Going against the grain got me lost in a field.


04/01/10

-I pushed my luck. It totally deserved it.

-(left shoulder) Chip (right shoulder) Salsa

-When hippies go crazy, things can get psychodelic.


03/31/10

-Taking everything with a grain of salt made me thirsty.

-A stairway to heaven is useless without a slinky.


03/30/10


-Cloning myself is the scientific way to spread the awesomeness.

-Don�t capture my imagination. I need that.


03/29/10

-Linguistically speaking, I�m fluent in accents.

-Only birds should tweet.


03/28/10

-100% Pure Daydreamer. Not From Concentrate.


03/27/10

-I wish I could organize the space in my head like Tetris.


03/26/10

-Ignorance was bliss, until I was challenged to a game of trivia.


03/25/10

-Gravity gives me a lot of down time.


03/24/10

-Becoming a stunt double requires a lot of crash courses.


03/23/10

-Limbo sets the bar pretty low.


03/22/10

-(glow ink) Night owl. (UV ink) Early bird.


03/21/10

-I don't want immortality, just a little overtime.


03/20/10

-Spiders only date on the web.


03/19/10

-Daydreamer. Not from Concentrate.


03/18/10

-Insomnia is my worst nightmare.


03/17/10

-Mimes makes the best silent partners.


03/16/10

-100% Daydreamer. Not From Concentrate.


03/15/10

-I do knot like it when my hands are tied.


03/14/10

-I�m not Spying, just honing my observational skills.

-When all else fails, blame Technology.


03/13/10

-Inertia is never a drag.

-Steamrollers are all about flattery.


03/12/10

-Pi�atas are always getting hit on.

-When I met the internet, there was this instant connection.


03/11/10

-Actors tend to make a scene.

-No news is good news, unless you�re a reporter.


03/10/10

-Repercussions would be way more epic with a drum roll.


03/09/10

-I�m sure your humble pie is better.

-Matter always finds something to object.


03/08/10

-Fireflies: The pyromaniacs of the insect world.

-Calculators just want your number.


03/07/10

-Cubism makes me feel like such a square.


03/06/10

-Wearing a giant clock ensures I arrive in a timely fashion.

-I support Astronomy. I stare out into space all the time.

-Often, I get this sinking feeling. Quicksand just makes it worse.


03/05/10

-Minerals: Making everything crystal clear.

-Every day, innocent paintings get framed.


03/04/10

-I�m fluent in accents.


03/03/10

-(on back) Please Don't Kick Me.

-Philosophy isn't sure I exist.


03/02/10

-Onions. Reminding everyone it's okay to cry.

-Piggy banks think breaking up is really hard to do.


03/01/10

-I don�t have a photographic memory yet. It�s still developing.

-Germs are revolting. They have tiny pitchforks and torches.


02/28/10

-Germs are revolting. They have tiny pitchforks and torches.

-When Time flies, somehow I get jet lag.


02/27/10

-Traffic jams may not get me very far, but they drive me crazy.

-Give vaccines a shot.


02/26/10

-This shirt is under construction. Coming soon, long-sleeves.

-Limbo wants me to lower my expectations.


02/25/10

-Chopsticks are essential for tableside drumming.

-It's hard to be edgy when you're carrying a lightsaber.


02/24/10

-Verbs. They�re On My To-Do List.

-My theme music is still in the works. For now, applause will do.


02/23/10

-Parentheses and semicolons make me feel happy :) and sad :(

-I dig buried treasure but I'd rather find it just lying around.


02/22/10

-Don�t worry Bigfoot; no one can fill your shoes.

-Punctuation helps me express my emotions ;)


02/21/10

-I can�t speak another language, but I�m fluent in accents.

-Accents: The lazy way to speak another language.

-Pirates would rather hunt for treasure than for a job.


02/20/10

-Buried Treasure: Something Everyone Can Dig.

-Momentum. Something to look forward to.

-Sometimes, air conditioners just need to vent.


02/19/10

-Don't mess with me robots. I know how to push your buttons.

-Video games always know the score.


02/18/10

-Rainbows always get caught red handed but can't tell white lies.

-Only air conditioners understand my need to vent.


02/17/10

-Off the top of my head, I believe I'm wearing a hat.


02/16/10

-Even if they patch things up, Pirates never get off the hook.


02/15/10

-It's easy to mess with Robots. Just push a few buttons.


02/14/10

-When I'm flat broke I can't afford 3D special effects.


02/13/10

-Give everything your all, except Minimalism.


02/12/10

-I tried to imagine what a black hole would be like. It sucked.

-I always get the last word in. Word.


02/11/10

-I hug trees. I'll admit, it's kind of a sappy thing.

-Balloonists know how to live it up.


02/10/10

-Etch A Sketch: It's how I shake things up.

-Statues are just posers.


02/09/10

-History, can't we just get past this?


02/08/10

-Facts just aren�t creative enough to be Fiction.


02/07/10

-Etch A Sketch: It's how I shake things up.


02/06/10

-Etch A Sketch: It's how I shake things up.


02/05/10

-Let the good times role. Play RPG games.


02/04/10

-Doodlers never know where to draw the line.


02/03/10

-Sound: It's echo friendly.


02/02/10

-I�m not lazy; I�m secretly a robot recharging my batteries.

-My theme song is an instrumental called, �Applause.�


02/01/10

-Birds of a feather, wing it together.


01/31/10

-Once I master Levitation, I�m going to live it up.


01/30/10

-Sound has yet to go green, but it's echo friendly.


01/29/10

-The Kraken does favors based on squid pro quo.


01/28/10

-Nordic people know how to Finnish projects.


01/27/10

-Black holes are insecure. It's cause they suck at everything.


01/26/10

-I had a lot of potential, but I bartered it for cookies.


01/25/10

-I only get fired up over s'mores.


01/24/10

-Burning questions are a fire hazard.


01/23/10

-Zombies with dyslexia only eat Brians.


01/22/10

-With Mimes, I can never tell if the silence is awkward.


01/21/10

-Echoes: Nature's way of giving you a stutter.


01/20/10

-Don�t debate a porcupine. Right or wrong, it always has a point.


01/19/10

-Despite my nerves of steel, I�m afraid of rust.


01/18/10

-Coloring helps me memorize my lines.


01/17/10

-Horror movies taught me to pay attention if I hear scary music.

-Nothing�s written in stone. It�s chiseled.


01/16/10

-Levitation. It�s my pick-me-up.

-When static electricity builds up, I get clingy.


01/15/10

-Live like there�s no tomorrow. Australia hasn�t confirmed it yet.

-Isn�t any fall, a fall from grace?


01/14/10

-When static electricity builds up, I get clingy.

-I�m making a comeback, as soon as I find the instruction manual.


01/13/10

-Zzz�s are the dreamiest letter of the alphabet.

-Staying up all night requires coffee and a ladder.


01/12/10

-If at first you don�t succeed, pretend the next try is the first.

-I�ve got nothing to lose. Seriously, it keeps following me.


01/11/10

-Math. Always there when it counts.

-If finders keepers actually applied, I�d be out exploring.


01/10/10

-I swallowed my pride... and that�s when the hiccups started.

-Screw Folgers, I go to Java to get my caffenine fix.

-I can always count on sheep to give me nightmares about Math.

-Cookie dough is also an acceptable form of currency.


01/09/10

-I�m in love with Technology, we just click.

-Reincarnation: The mystical way to recycle.

-My undercover training comes from playing I Spy.


01/08/10

-Hey monsters under my bed, here�s a vacuum. Hint, hint.

-My photographic memory has yet to go digital.

-RPG: That's how I role.


01/07/10

-Repetition Repetition Gives Gives Me Me An An Echo Echo Echo.

-Hey think outside the box, I�m trying to build a fort in here.


01/06/10

-Owls just don't give a hoot.

-I've got to hand it to those who high five ambidextrously.

-Pushing the envelope is easier than going postal.


01/05/10

-Claustrophobics never get inside jokes.

-Science fiction. The smarter way to make believe.

-Think outside the box. I�m trying to build a fort here.


01/04/10

-Hey Vowels, IOU.

-Swords aren't conversation pieces, but they always have a point.

-Revolution. It's what really makes the world go round.


01/03/10

-The Metric System. It Rules.

-Levitation. I'm up for it.


01/02/10

-Architecture. Making sure there's always room for one more.

-Psychology keeps me Jung at heart.

-The Hokey Pokey. It's all about turning things around.


01/01/10

-I�d push the envelope, but I need someone�s stamp of approval.

-I�ve got a lot of nerve, but it's all in vein.

-Cleaning a messy room is almost like exploring a new frontier.


12/31/09

-It's not just the thought that counts. Telepathy's a crummy gift.

-When it comes to Prime numbers, I plead the 5th.

-Numerology: Math's hippie cousin.


12/30/09

-Unlike Squares, Circles know how to cut corners.

-Trespassers will be shot. Zombies will be shot again and again.

-When 8 falls asleep, it seems like infinity.


12/29/09

-Scissors. How else would I cut my losses?

-Hmm Infinity huh? Clever disguise 8.

-Pop culture is rather fizzy.


12/28/09

-Black holes can suck it.

-I�m not pushing my Luck, just gently coercing its cooperation.

-Time is money, which is why I'm pawning my watch.


12/27/09

-Levitation helps me rise above it all.

-The recipe for success was not meant for my Easy-Bake oven.


12/26/09

-Prisms: Putting evil Rainbows in their place.

-Bubble wrap is my main squeeze.


12/25/09

-Technology will save the world. One video game at a time.

-I was going to step up my efforts, but then I found an elevator.


12/24/09

-Exaggeration: Making things awesome since the beginning of time.

-I should learn from my mistakes, but they're terrible teachers.


12/23/09

-Breakfast keeps it cereal.

-Sugar fiends always put a hit out on Pi�atas.


12/22/09

-Really, really loud music does not give you sound judgement.

-Whenever I flip out, it's not very acrobatic.


12/21/09

-Throwing a Party? Please Aim Here.

-The best way to kill Time is to wait until it�s bored to death.

-Without fancy words, Philosophy just sounds silly.


12/20/09

-Sunsets are my cue to exit dramatically.

-You can wish upon a star. I'm submitting requests to a supernova.

-Photography just focuses on the negative.


12/19/09

-I�m so cutting edge I don�t even need scissors.

-Geodes make everything crystal clear.


12/18/09

-Hoodies make me one pocket closer to being a kangaroo.

-Don�t label people. Stickers always peel off.

-When Giraffes race, it's always neck-and-neck.


12/17/09

-It�s only a game, until you start winning.

-I can�t take cheesy pickup lines. I�m lactose intolerant.


12/16/09

-In Life, take a Chance. In Monopoly, go for the Community Chest.

-It�s only a game, until you start winning.


12/15/09

-I say please all the time but I have yet to see any Magic.

-Actions speak louder than words. Some letters are silent.


12/14/09

-Smashing clocks. It�s how I take a break from killing time.

-Hoodies make me feel like a Kangaroo. Eyeliner makes me so Emu.



12/13/09

-When things start to slide, it�s time to hit the playground.

-I thought the human race would be going faster by now.

-My signature move is all squiggly.


12/12/09

-I get the impression it�s time to Gogh.

-Word order. �Matters it,� says Yoda.

-Pipe dreams usually give me tunnel vision.


12/11/09

-If the hills were alive, you�d probably hear scary music.

-I live vicariously through Air. People are too dense.

-Luck. Push It Real Good.


12/10/09

-Animal crackers are becoming endangered. Deliciously endangered.

-Blankets help me recover.


12/09/09

-Reading the dictionary is the most defining experience of my life

-The Earth isn�t hardcore enough for me. Too much magma.

-Some people kill time by reading the paper. I smash clocks.


12/08/09

-Snow globes: It�s how I shake things up.

-I�d remember more if my learning curve was on a roller coaster.

-Starry nights: My favorite dot-to-dot worksheets.

-I didn�t even know what an ellipsis was until�

-The Future may have hovercrafts but History has all the dates.

-Trigonometry. It�s all about the love triangles.

-When throwing a party, aim here.

-Postcards: Making others wish they were somewhere else.


12/07/09

-Speed limits make it difficult for me to express myself.

-Calm down Yoga, don�t get all bent out of shape.

-I don�t have a short attention span just a big-


12/06/09

-Falling flat on my face is how I experience the 2nd dimension.

-Don't let the door hit you on the way out. It wants revenge.

-Dramatic music is my cue to move in slow motion.


12/05/09

-PacMan taught me to avoid ghosts and enjoy the fruits of my labor

-Alligators are always in de Nile.

-Really, the Alphabet is the quickest way to get from A to B.


12/04/09

-Sleepwalking. It�s how I slowly catch up on my dreams.

-Make History. Let 5 Minutes Pass.

-If you only knew the power of the Dark Side you�d turn off more lights.

-Oh snap, rubber bands!

-Deja vu: When History repeats itself with a French accent.

-It�s time to bite the bullet. My teeth are braced for the impact.

-Whenever I slip up it�s either Gravity or Freud�s fault.

-It�s better to pay attention while the interest rate is low.


12/03/09

-The pen may be mightier but swords have an edge.

-Keep an open mind. Imagination needs some air.

-Science always has a matter of fact tone.

-Breaking dancing helps me get a move on.


12/02/09

-I can't have an open mind. My imagination might escape.

-I do my own stunts but I only crash parties.

-I used to build things but now I've blocked it all out.

-My favorite pastime is making History.

-Vikings don�t really row, row, row the boat gently down the lane.


12/01/09

-Poetic Justice: Being sentenced to rhyming a word with orange.

-Actual Bees care more about flowers than spelling.

-Insomniacs make the best shepherds for Mathematical sheep.

-Behold my epic quest to use awe-inspiring words forevermore.

-Nothing comes between you and me. Besides letters. And spacing.

-Sometimes even Vegetarians have butterflies in their stomach.

-Stalkers at least follow-up with people.


11/30/09

-Blame scapegoats. It's their fault the animal kingdom does.

-Momentum keeps asking me, "Why stop there?"

-I don�t mind butterflies in my stomach. Extra protein.

-Stalkers at least follow-up with people.

-Sometimes even Vegetarians have butterflies in their stomach.


11/29/09

-Making a Difference. Some Assembly Required.

-My state of the art doodles look a lot like Idaho.

-Q is useless without you. (highlight u)


11/28/09

-Sleepwalking: Because I get tired from chasing my dreams.

-My moral compass doesn�t work. I blame the Bermuda Triangle.

-When it comes to Boredom, I�m quite the Escape Artist.

-Burning questions are a curious fire hazard.

-Deja vu: When History repeats itself in French.

-The bottom line is one I like to cross.

-Global Warming�s too slow; someone else needs to break the ice.
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