Here are my slogans for the 365 day challenge. Links to some of my top scoring ones are at the bottom if you don't feel like voting for all. Thoughts, comments, and pontifications are always appreciated. Enjoy!

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According to Science, I matter.


Fight the Power. Unplug Stuff.


Note to self: Fabric softener does not work on tough luck.


My dream job is one where I don't actually have to wake up.


I stood up for myself...and that's how I lost at Musical Chairs.


11/27/09

-Even Lottery winners have to start from scratch.

-Revenge is sweet and usually made from a recipe for disaster.

-Dodge ball trained me to stop, drop, and roll.

-My super power is obviously picking out awesome shirts.

-My super power is obviously picking out awesome shirts.

-Ballet. It keeps me on my toes.

-Why would I be envious of others when I can turn green?

-Spam belongs in a can.

-Maps think I’m a lost cause.


11/26/09

-I’m not making a mistake, just avoiding perfection.

-It’s way harder to escape Escapism.

-Pioneers always settle arguments.


11/25/09

-My shadow does things when I'm not looking. Shady things.


11/24/09

-You can't be a Pro if you're a Con.

-Life won’t pass me by. I booby trapped the race course.

-I only make up statistics like 1% of the time.


11/23/09

-Santa: The real lap of luxury.

-Simon says challenge authority.


11/22/09

-I'm not competitive. I just just go crazy if I lose.

-(in italic) Sorry Italic, you're just not my type.


11/21/09

-I'll only discuss Geometry with my inner circle.

-My futuristic ideas are light years ahead of yours.


11/20/09

-Due to rhyming issues, nobody sings the Oranges.

-Watch your step, but don’t stair.


11/19/09

-I thought my moonwalk would at least get me out of the atmosphere

-Bowling makes it easier to strike up a conversation.


11/18/09

-Acupuncture is never pointless.

-Meteorites always party like rock stars.


11/17/09

-Climbing the corporate ladder is a let down.


11/16/09

-Truth is stranger than Fiction. So don’t take candy from it.

-Living in the moment became much easier when my watch died.


11/15/09

-Time’s not going to bother anyone. Not on my watch.


11/14/09

-A hollow victory doesn’t sound so bad; I can put my medals in it.

-Break dancing is when you bust a move multiple times.


11/13/09

-Nomads also think there’s no place like home.

-The Fossil Record sounds a lot like rock.


11/12/09

-There’s safety in numbers. Danger hates math.

-Looking on the bright side gave me a sunburn.


11/11/09

-I gave up on Gravity a long time ago, it kept letting me down.

-Subtraction - it just doesn’t add up.


11/10/09

-Free Tibet, with mail-in rebate.

-My future will be bright once I change the bulbs.


11/09/09

-It’s hard to see things through, they’re mostly opaque.

-I can’t remember whether I’m missing short or long term memory.

-Life would be way easier if I had the cheat codes.


11/08/09

-Oh how the tables have turned. I blame Feng shui.


11/07/09

-You never know when Inspiration will strike, so I carry a shield.

-Kidding around prevents aging.


11/06/09

-Sailors need to study Geometry for everything to be ship shape.

-My inner child is at recess now.


11/05/09

-Robots will never rule over all. They’d get too drunk with power.

-I thought a recession would have more to do with playgrounds.


11/04/09

-Leave no stone unturned. They want an even tan.

-Déjà Vu: Been There. Re-did That.


11/03/09

-My Mantra walks my Dogma.

-Minimalism tricked me into thinking less is more.


11/02/09

-I’ve reached a turning point. Time to get dizzy.

-Reality. Side effects may include boredom.

-I made a Difference. Now I’m working on some Similarities.


11/01/09

-I'm not a stunt double, but when I'm tired I need to crash.

-I'm not a daydreamer, I just think it's night.


10/31/09

-Can’t work now, must look busy.

-Falling asleep is my favorite way of falling.


10/30/09

-I decided to go green, but somehow ended up in blue.

-Whenever I swallow my pride, I get the hiccups.


10/29/09

-I pushed my luck and it shoved back.

-It's the thought that counts if you're thinking about numbers.


10/28/09

-Metrics: It speaks volumes.


10/27/09

-You'll never profit if you give up. Make someone pay up.

-It's the thought that counts. Numbers might disagree though.


10/26/09

-Jump. Then you'll see if you’ve fallen out of favor with Gravity.

-Consider this a literacy test.


10/25/09

-I’m not a bully, except when I push my luck.

-Meditation: Zen there, done that.


10/24/09

-Practice makes perfect. Laziness makes efficient.

-I was a member of the bored, until I found something exciting.


10/23/09

-The stars are out of my reach. Someone shoot them down for me.

-Everyone brags; some of us are just naturally better at it.


10/22/09

-(in different fonts) Be bold, not italic.

-(on back) I’m not running away, just testing the exits.


10/21/09

-I get the sense that aliens look down on me.

-Puppets are deceptive, they always string me along.

-Biting the dust sounds like quite a skill to me.

-I'm just trying to make ends meet so I can have another weekend.


10/20/09

-Hospitals make it easier to have a change of heart.

-I've got a lot of nerve, its how I keep in touch.


10/19/09

-I take the stairs down but the elevator up.

-(on front) We'll see who has the last laugh. (on back) Ha!


10/18/09

-I may be late now, but wait till history repeats itself.


10/17/09

-Can't work now, I need to practice my procrastination skills.


10/16/09

-Kleptomaniacs take everything for granted.

-Falling in love is more fun with a parachute.


10/15/09

-Reality tv is a myth.


10/14/09

-I may need glasses but my x-ray vision's XX/XX

-If you ask for a sign, be prepared to stop.


10/13/09

-My state of the art doodles tend to look like maps.


10/12/09

-I had the key to sucess, now I need to call a locksmith.


10/11/09

-There's no room for error. So keep it in storage.


10/10/09

-Acronyms FTW.


10/09/09

-Time's my favorite stalker, it always watches over me.


10/08/09

-Machines are just jealous of my nerves of steel.


10/07/09

-There's no room for error. That's why I keep it in storage.


10/06/09

-Locksmiths always have the keys to success.


10/05/09

-Black holes are just intergalactic suck ups.


10/04/09

-Matter owes me a solid favor.


10/03/09

-I was going to seize the day, but Customs got there first.


10/02/09

-Stealing: We're not going to take it anymore.


10/01/09

-Smart is solving a rubix cube. Genius is peeling the stickers off


09/29/09

-Metrics. Because drastic times call for drastic measures.

-Fortunately, when I fall asleep there's no Gravity involved.


09/28/09

-My evil laugh is one giggle away from world domination.


09/27/09

-Winging it taught me the principles of aerodynamics on the fly.


09/26/09

-Cubism keeps things fair and square.


09/25/09

-I seized the day. Now I'd like to trade it for the night.


09/24/09

-Piñatas always get hit up for candy.


09/23/09

-Gravity is my downfall.


09/22/09

-Lawn flamingos are nothing to write gnome about.


09/21/09

-Thanks Postcards, way to make me wish I was someplace else.


09/20/09

-Theater. May the farce be with you.


09/19/09

-I thought it'd be way easier to recycle junk food.


09/18/09

-Kleptomania. Do you have what it takes?


09/17/09

-Even if they can't cheer, trees always root for me.


09/16/09

-Gravity makes it hard to lighten up.


09/15/09

-Volcanoes: Proof that Nature has meltdowns too.


09/14/09

-Leave no stone unturned, at least until you hit rock bottom.

-It’s hard to be ahead of my time when I’m always running late.


09/13/09

-Sleep deprivation brings out the zombie in all of us.

-Neat freaks can never keep dirty little secrets.


09/12/09

-My lack of transportation drives me crazy.

-Prior to coffee, everyone's a Zombie in the morning.

-Robots get to travel travel during their power trips.


09/11/09

-Despite training with turtles, I’m not a ninja yet.

-Defying Gravity helps me stay on top of things.

-Where's the hook for me to suspend my disbelief?


09/10/09

-Keep the dream alive. Take more naps.

-Playing video games- it's how I save the world.

-Monocles: All in favor, say eye.

-Scissors help me cut loose.

-Mythical creatures keep it real.

-Give me 3 square meals a day and I'll build you a food pyramid.


09/09/09

-When push comes to shove, you're probably opening the door wrong.

-Time. It has its moments.

-Technology: It's how things get cliquish.


09/08/09

-Don't read in between the lines, that's where I color.

-Hopefully my Career Path is on the road to recovery.

-In ancient times, they didn't teach History. They taught Future.


09/07/09

-If it makes you feel better, I take placebos too.

-Back in the day, we didn’t even have nostalgia.


09/06/09

-Maps put me in my place.


09/05/09

-Leaving no stone unturned has left me with a lot of pet rocks.

-It's kind of hard to be blunt and to the point at the same time.


09/04/09

-In ancient times, they didn't teach History, just Predictions.

-I never learn from my mistakes. They don’t even do my homework.

-One day my dreams will come true. Right now they’re lying.

-Deadlines suck the life right out of me.


09/03/09

-Fiction is always plotting ways to make textbooks more boring.

-Naps: Sweet dreams are made of this.

-Sleep: Sweet dreams are made of this.

-I can read your mind, but I'd rather wait for the movie.

-I'm using my Daylight Savings Time to buy some naps.

-Back in the day, there was way less History.

-Elevator Music: It's How I Get Down.

-The building blocks of life still can’t compare to Legos.

-I was taken out of context, so put me back.


09/02/09

-Winging it: That's how I stay fly.

-I paid attention. Now I'd like a refund please.

-Don't blame me, Fate totally made me do it.

-I prefer wishing upon a star, that way I keep my pennies.


09/01/09

-I'm not that forgetful, just absinthe minded.

-I stood up for myself...and that's how I lost at Musical Chairs.


08/31/09

-Pen versus Sword. It's not hard to figure out what gets the edge.

-Landscaping: It's how I hedge my bets.


08/30/09

-Feng shui. It's how I turn the tables.

-Feng shui: It's how I turn the tables in my opponent's room.


08/29/09

-I don't run on caffenine, just towards it.

-Leave no stone unturned.Until you get to the Zen rock garden.


08/28/09

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Especially if you aim well.

-The odds are against me. Time to get even.

-Pi. The tastiest way to crunch numbers.


08/27/09

-Rule of an Opposable Thumb: Go With Evolution.


08/26/09

-I'm not a nut, just a seed of insanity.


08/25/09

-Rule of an Opposable Thumb: Go With Evolution.


08/24/09

-The internet helps me defeat time and space.


08/23/09

-I see your shirt has writing too. This calls for a cliché battle.


08/22/09

-Have you been epic today?


08/21/09

-Never believe an Acupuncturist. Their stories have lots of holes.


08/20/09

-Crowd Surfing. It's How I Get Carried Away.


08/19/09

-Forget a cape. I'm just not a superhero without a cup of coffee.


08/18/09

-Pi: The Dessert of Mathematicians.


08/17/09

-Trigonometry. The solution to all love triangles.


08/16/09

-Don't be a statistic. Avoid surveys.


08/15/09

-Without Acupuncture, what's the point?


08/14/09

-Carnivorous Plants: Nature's Way of Confusing Vegatarians.

-I'm not actually here today. Please meet my stunt double.

-I'd Like to Bond With a Secret Agent.


08/13/09

-Exiting into the sunset: It's how I ride and how I tan.

-I was victorious at Musical Chairs, until I stood up for myself.


08/12/09

-One human's brain freeze is another zombie's frozen yogurt.

-Architecturally, columns are my arch-enemy.

-Telepathy makes it really, really hard to mind my own business.


08/11/09

-I’m susceptible to making things up, or so the dragon claims.

-I can’t really cash my cheque right now, do you accept wishes?

-I would grow up, but you see I have this thing about heights.


08/10/09

-Balloons make it easier to get my hopes up.

-Photography brings out my negative side.


08/09/09

-Go away Opportunity. I'll only open the door to buy cookies.

-Destruction. It's how I break it down.

-I'm starting to think of Math more as a problem than a solution.


08/08/09

-My dream job is one where I don't actually have to wake up.

-I questioned Authority, but they transferred my call to Curiosity

-Apparently being punctual doesn’t have much to do with commas.

-I work well under pressure. Not so much under gravity.


08/07/09

-Having time on my hands lets me make this weird clapping noise.

-You say stalking, I say practicing ninja skills.

-A mind is a terrible thing to waste. It clogs the garbage chute.


08/06/09

-Self portraits make it easier to draw attention to myself.

-Daydream; there are too many hours in a day to waste on Reality.

-Until I get some caffeine my brainstorming is a thought sprinkle.


08/05/09

-You shall rue the day I found out the meaning of rue.

-Are all those asteroids necessary? I'm trying to save some space.


08/04/09

-On a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about rating things?

-If knowledge is power, why can't I charge my phone with it?

-Due to my attention span, I can never be chairman of the bored.

-Mime got your tongue?

-I don't run on coffee, just towards it.

-I find punchlines rather painful.


08/03/09

-Don't rely on the luck of the draw, paint something for certain.

-Whenever I hang with Vampires, I’m totally the life of the party.

-I'm reinventing myself. Patent pending.


08/02/09

-Talk is cheap, it takes a thousand words to get a picture.

-(on front) Marco... (on back) Polo...

-Piñata. Spanish for Anger Management.


08/01/09

-My mad skills seem to be all the rage.

-I'm not worried about getting lost. The internet will find me.

-I'll never recycle my trash talk.

-Kisses: Best kept in mint condition.

-Bees: Proving it's possible to generate buzz without the internet

-Way to suck, vacuums.


07/31/09

-Want to know how it all went down. Just ask the ground.

-I don’t have the best track record. I need epic music to run to.

-Job hunting is depressingly spear-free.

-Feng shui helps me turn the tables.


07/30/09

-Heartbreakers should generally avoid the ER.

-Note to self: Fabric softener does not work on tough luck.

-My clothes must evolve. It’s all about survival of the fittest.


07/29/09

-Due to a twist of fate, I started doing yoga.

-(on back) Yea, I know. I’m a tough act to follow.

-Chopsticks. Because sometimes the other utensils like to spoon.


07/28/09

-We’re all in this together. Until the restraining order kicks in.

-Screw manners, I’ll do what I please. Thank you.

-By summer, School is so out.

-Forget who let the dogs out, why was the cat in a bag?

-Following my dreams gets me lost by morning.

-Down with Pop-ups.


07/27/09

-I'm not a total stranger, just a partial one.

-Ghosts don’t scare me, except when they go boo. I fear rejection.

-I ultimately won Tag, but it was touch and go for awhile.

-I'm told I'm a good sport, but I still don't know how to play.


07/26/09

-The only thing I hear through the grapevine is whining.

-I threw in the towel. Now my dryer's charging me with assault.

-Time also flies when you hurl your alarm clock.


07/25/09

-Leave no stone unturned. Except when you get to the Zen garden.

-Despite pressing the escape key, I'm still here.

-The Ground: Where Things Are Looking Up.


07/24/09

-I'd reinvent myself, if I wasn't still waiting on the patent.

-I battle writer's block with slam poetry.

-Despite pressing the Esc key, I'm still here.


07/23/09

-Running with scissors helps me cut to the chase.


07/22/09

-My stomach's not growling, the butterflies are trying to escape.


07/21/09

-Go the extra mile for the metric system.


07/20/09

-Great Minds Think Alike: Cloning Does Exist.


07/19/09

-If there's trouble hold your horses, but start your getaway car.


07/18/09

-I enjoy a hearty breakfast and I'm sure cannibals do too.


07/17/09

-To Make A Long Story Short: Minimalism.


07/16/09

-I took responsibility. But, this weird feeling made me return it.


07/15/09

-I shake things up, and it's pretty tasty.

-Cubism turned me into such a square.


07/14/09

-I'm not messy, just a fan of chaos.


07/13/09

-Spinning in place helps me unwind.


07/12/09

-Life's not that hard. It's actually rather squishy.


07/11/09

-Death, you totally suck at Life.

-Caution: First Thing to Get Thrown to the Wind.


07/10/09

-Whatever floats your boat just sank my battleship.


07/09/09

-I'm not an alien, but I'm defintely in my own world.

-I'm just here for the hugs and kisses.


07/08/09

-I fight epic battles with the mundane.

-Math, you'll never get my undivided attention.


07/07/09

-I'm here now so be careful, things could get amazing.

-I'm afraid to say, you can't scare me.


07/06/09

-Statistics: Where everyone counts for something.


07/05/09

-Working out near active volcanoes really helps me feel the burn.


07/04/09

-Pardon my French, but you're totally a cliché.


07/03/09

-Warning! Artist on the loose, may contain graphic material.


07/02/09

-This is where I draw the line. The doodles are over there.


07/01/09

-I'm not a Zombie, but I did just wake up.


06/30/09

-Don't sweat the small stuff, like bullets.


06/29/09

-Everytime I trip, I have a falling out with Gravity.


06/28/09

-I'd prefer it if Gravity didn't have a crush on me.


06/27/09

-I'm no Zombie, but I did just wake up.


06/26/09

-Making things up is never a let down.


06/25/09

-I broke the mold. Disinfectants helped a little.


06/24/09

-Trigonometry is responsible for love triangles.


06/23/09

-Although I'm down to Earth, I'd prefer to be an Astronaut.


06/22/09

-Sucks to be a Blackhole.


06/21/09

-Caffeine helps me expresso myself.


06/20/09

-(on pink) 100% Cotton Candy


06/19/09

-Chemistry thinks I should've bonded with more people by now.


06/18/09

-Brains. Zombies' food for thought.


06/17/09

-I got mugged on my Career Path.


06/16/09

-Blind people find me out of sight.


06/15/09

-I find Poetic Justice quite novel.


06/14/09

-I can't help it, I'm drawn to sketchy characters.


06/13/09

-Hit the books but beware the comics, they've got issues.


06/12/09

-Geometry is not the thing to get bent out of shape over.


06/11/09

-What doesn't kill us makes really cool scars.


06/10/09

-Blame Plate Tectonics for Earthquakes. It's clearly their fault.


06/09/09

-Living the dream was way easier when I was asleep.


06/08/09

-I don't have a problem with Math, it's the one that has problems.


06/07/09

-I watch movies with subtitles to make books feel better.


06/06/09

-Now that I can read, I got rid of all my shirts with pictures.


06/05/09

-Watch out Milkshakes, this is the last straw.


06/04/09

-Swing sets are where I learn the ropes.


06/03/09

-Being myself ruined my career as a Secret Agent.


06/02/09

-It's okay to waste Time, it's biodegradable.


06/01/09

-Music: It bands people together.


05/29/09

-Standing around helps me pick the best pose for my future statue.


05/28/09

-Anti-gravity is an overlooked way to turn that frown upside down.


05/27/09

-In war, rollerblades are not as effective as one might think.


05/26/09

-Gravity's such a let down.


05/25/09

-TV needs viewers like U to be Alphabetically correct.

-I will smash your awkward silences with my battle cries.

-I'm falling in love with Gravity. It's all downhill from here.


05/24/09

-I've got a lot of baggage from all those guilt trips.

-Know yourself and you will win all battles against clones.


05/23/09

-Although I'm a Pacifist, I'm dressed to kill.

-I can never find Time. It's really good at Hide and Seek.


05/22/09

-I can build anything given the right amount of Legos.

-Of course Crime doesn’t pay, it steals.


05/21/09

-What goes around, comes around; which is why I mail myself stuff.


05/20/09

-Vegetarians are the rusty spots on the food chain.


05/19/09

-I plan on taking the weather by storm.


05/18/09

-Life's too short. Death is way taller.

-Live free or die at a discount.

-I tend to run away from exercise.

-Every wild goose chase begins with duck, duck.

-Homonyms dew knot make any cents to me.

-Reincarnation: Been There, Repeated That.


05/17/09

-I'll put the pro in procrastination. Eventually.


05/16/09

-Homonyms dew knot make any cents to me. They're vary confusing.


05/15/09

-Jungle gyms are where I unleash my inner beast.


05/14/09

-I used to rule with an iron fist, until things got rusty.

-Typeface. To boldy go where no font has gone before.

-Until I get a grip on things, the gloves come off.


05/13/09

-(written vertical like a tie) This suits me just fine.

-In reality, Gravity comes before the fall.

-Forget Metrics, I rule.


05/12/09

-I keep all my kisses in mint condition.

-I march to the beat of my own conundrum.


05/11/09

-Pfft, I don’t need to make noise to express myself. Sheesh.

-Improvisers of a feather wing it together.


05/10/09

-For Pirates, booty is in the eyepatch of the beholder.

-Hula keeps me in the loop.

-Flattery will totally get you somewhere; the 2nd Dimension.

-I’m all fired up and ready for s’more.

-Watch out Time, I’ll waste you.

-My imaginary friends are always keepin' it real.


05/09/09

-I'd like to exchange this Present for the Future please.

-I'm trying to become more highly evolved so I can hover.

-(back) I'm not running away, I'm just practicing my exit strategy

-Maps lie, the Earth isn't flat.


05/08/09

-I was the center of the universe, until it moved to the left.

-I was worried about being naked, but this shirt’s got me covered.

-Come on glue. Get it together.


05/07/09

-My cloud spotting plans are always up in the air.

-I was the center of the universe, until it moved to the left.

-I was worried about being naked, but this shirt’s got me covered.

-Come on glue. Get it together.


05/06/09

-Carnivorous plants: The only flora that's all bite and no bark.

-Limbo: Where understanding is required.

-Lava: Can’t touch this.

-You know how I roll; down hills.

-Help Endangered Countries. Free Tibet and Save the Wales.

-I'd punch evil-doers, but I'm thirsty too.


05/05/09

-Tornadoes blow my mind.

-When throwing caution to the wind, try to avoid blowback.

-You know the drill, now meet the hammer.


05/04/09

-I feel much cooler after being blown away by all my fans.

-Things will eventually work out. Right now the gym's closed.


05/03/09

-I really dig Classic rock. It's where I find fossils.

-Nobody can cross the line in a parallel universe.


05/02/09

-Paint helps me create convincing white lies.

-I don't have a life, but Reincarnation will fix that.


05/01/09

-I always pass paint flinging tests with flying colors.


04/30/09

-Skeletons need to come out of the closet and admit they’re scared

-Being short and to the point is great for stabbing.


04/29/09

-Fate owes me an epic quest.


04/28/09

-Me and my imaginary friends don't like working in the real world.


04/27/09

-I've decided to cut down on gravity.


04/26/09

-Ambiguity: Just Do It.


04/25/09

-Songs easily get stuck in my head since I've got a one track mind


04/24/09

-Ask the tree how it feels before you turn over a new leaf.


04/23/09

-Chemistry needs to calm down. It always overreacts to everything.


04/22/09

-There's a fine line, and I just colored inside it.


04/21/09

-Let's cut to the chase so I can run away.


04/20/09

-Constructive criticism would be way better with Legos.


04/19/09

-Kickin’ it with juice makes me pleased as punch.


04/18/09

-Go away ice cream. I'm sticking up for popsicles.

-Hey Id, leggo my Ego.


04/17/09

-Laughter is the best placebo.

-I’ve been very bad and need a second helping of my just desserts.


04/16/09

-(on back) You've got my back right?


04/15/09

-I’m trying to forget my colorful past but crayons won’t let me.


04/14/09

-Cannibalism: Now Serving a Cup of Joe. Coffee Also Available.


04/13/09

-Not everyone's in the same boat. Some are on the yellow submarine

-I don't even buy lemons because I hear Life gives them away.


04/12/09

-I’m angry because this chip on my shoulder isn’t chocolate.

-A house divided against itself cannot stand, but it can do math.


04/11/09

-Actual bee’s knees are a real buzz kill.


04/10/09

-I'm sure Earth sometimes feels it's going around in circles too.


04/09/09

-Crimes sometime happen in narrow daylight too.

-Only solar powered explanations can shed light on my questions.

-Fingers and Toes: What everyone can count on.


04/08/09

-Cliffhangers make reading an extreme sport.


04/07/09

-Step it up Stairway, you’re supposed to go all the way to Heaven.


04/06/09

-Heavy machinery helps me break it down.

-Orange and Silver: Resisting poetry one ending at a time.

-Daydreams: Bringing out a little narcolepsy in everyone.


04/05/09

-Aliens think I’m very down to Earth.

-Placebos should get a taste of their own medicine.

-I didn’t get it, until I played tag.

-Be a Mountain. Don’t Cave Under Pressure.


04/04/09

-Zombies wouldn’t be caught dead without wearing this.

-I know better, but I forget best.


04/03/09

-Don’t anger an Artist, they’ll frame you for painting.

-Math: Something everyone can count on.

-Reach for the stars, but aim towards the tv remote.

-Sit ups and push ups make it hard to be laid back.


04/02/09

-I hang out with turtles to learn the ninja way.

-Killing Time is the only crime I can get away with.

-I tend to blow my money on balloons.


04/01/09

-I need more popsicle sticks to build up my confidence.

-Confetti is my weapon of choice to fight for my right to party.

-Left is inherently wrong.

-Originality comes and goes, but Clichés are forever.

-Quit wasting Time. Recycle it.

-If you’re going to eat your words, pencils make great chopsticks.


03/31/09

-Music: Hear Today, Gone Tomorrow.

-Inertia helps me actually feel the need for speed.


03/30/09

-Momentum really needs to give me a brake.


03/29/09

-When stretched, this is also my tent.


03/28/09

-Awkward situations are not good for my Nervous System.


03/27/09

-I'd go for a run, but I'm waiting for someone to chase me.

-Security requires lots of blankets.


03/26/09

-I admit, I've ripped off wrapping paper to make a quick buck.

-I get tied up when I'm knot working.


03/25/09

-Fight the Power. Unplug Stuff.

-The proper place to store revenge is the freezer.

-Traffic jams don't spread well over toast.


03/24/09

-I always tell Thank You's that they're welcome here.

-If you don't like Gravity, just jump.


03/23/09

-I'd rather paint my own conclusions.


03/22/09

-Grab an umbrella, I'm about to brainstorm.


03/21/09

-Tape helps me stick it to the man.


03/20/09

-I hate it when people give me advice. I can't pawn that.

-When things don't work out, it's because they're lazy.


03/19/09

-I dig Archaeologist. They ruin History.

-Only compliments can destroy me. Take your best shot.

-When it comes to Gravity, stand your ground.

-Bright and Early? I’d rather be Dark and Sleep In.

-I take it to the limit. Then I return it, cause I need structure.

-If you're running out of time, just walk.

-I’m just a big Sweetie, especially when I’m on a sugar high.

-I always listen to my heart, but all it says is thump, thump.

-Don't worry, I’ll return the favor. This one doesn’t fit me.

-Only mints take my breath away.


03/18/09

-According to Science, I matter.

-Allergies contradict Evolution. Flowers shouldn't be so powerful.

-Economics never made cents to me.

-Repercussions are the lamest member of the drum family.

-Due to magnets, I'm a polarizing figure.

-Darwin's Survival of the Fittest idea boosts gym attendance.

-You've got to go through this shirt to get under my skin.


03/17/09

-Fact vs. Fiction. I'm totally betting on Fiction.

-Global Warming just needs to chill out.

-I like a little Danger...with a lot of Safety.

-Sometimes me and the trees can get a little sappy.


03/16/09

-Superstition is way more accurate than regular stition.

-Where is square one? Apparently, I'm supposed to be back there.

-Infinity always thinks it's the be-all, end-all.

-Between a rock and a hard place there's creepy things growing.

-High fives need to learn how to knuckle down.

-If you're going to break the law, start with Gravity's.

-My Id is the secret identity of Super-Ego.

-Now where did I put that Memory?

-Two wrongs should make a left but they keep going the wrong way.

-I never draw a blank. I'm more of a doodler.


03/15/09

-Don't let your possessions define you. Except maybe a dictionary.

-Yea, I've scene part of the movie.


03/14/09

-Nostalgia, it just isn't what it used to be.

-Due to Global Warming, this shirt isn't as cool as it used to be.

-I get out of line when it comes to coloring books.

-Wanted. More Posters and Pens. Reward Offered for Capture.


03/13/09

-Nobody's met my Expectations. They're still in the waiting room.

-I have a Love-Hate relationship with emotions.

-This is way too much awesome to cram into a day.

-I'd rather not have a heart of gold, that would be pretty heavy.


03/12/09

-Trucks have the best pickup lines.

-A real Lava Lamp destroys everything in its path.

-I've got a lot of nerve, it's how I feel things.


03/11/09

-I need some sleep, can I borrow yours?


03/10/09

-I make S'mores whenever I get fired up.


03/09/09

-I've got zero tolerance for Math problems.


03/08/09

-Three Cheers for Prime Numbers.

-Meteorites: The original rock stars, that are still making hits.

-A herd of dust bunnies ate the monster under my bed.


03/07/09

-I'm an Actor, by that I mean I pretend to work.

-If you're looking for Roman numerals, X marks the spot.


03/06/09

-Earthquakes are Nature's way of making everything dance.

-I'm not scared, just acutely aware of phobias.


03/05/09

-Sometimes, Robots also have to blow off some steam.

-The Kraken is all about squid pro quo.


03/04/09

-Pardon my French, but you're a Cliché.

-I'll bite the bullet, I eat danger for breakfast.


03/03/09

-Music makes me feel safe and sound.

-I’m ready to take my love of video games to the next level.


03/02/09

-I saved the Earth. It’s now on a disk.

-Apparently eating junk food doesn’t help the environment.


03/01/09

-My Smoke Signal machine is in the shop.

-I'm just hoping this message won't self-destruct.


02/28/09

-Sheep should be seen but not herd.

-I sometimes Q up at the Alphabet soup line.


02/27/09

-Geometry keeps me in shape.

-Calendars, your days are numbered.


02/26/09

-I've been around the block. I'm not dangerous, just lost.

-If you love something, set it free so I can buy it.


02/25/09

-Soybeans don't cry over spilt milk.

-I'll save the day, then store it in my fridge.

-Go for the Gold. Be Silent.

-I've been around the block. I'm not dangerous, just lost.

-If you love something, set it free so I can buy it.

-Geometry keeps me in shape.

-Calendars, your days are numbered.

-Sheep should be seen but not herd.

-I sometimes Q up at the Alphabet soup line.


02/24/09

-I can be a bit clingy. when the static electricity builds up.


02/23/09

-Me and Eternity have some unfinished business.


02/22/09

-Me and Godzilla, we break it down.


02/21/09

-Astrology: The fake Astronomy since the beginning of Time.

-I don’t need adhesives to get songs stuck in my head.

-I don’t have all the answers, but I can guess, right?

-Thinking for myself is a lonely job.

-Just enough brainpower to turn on this light bulb over my head.

-I’m way better at pulling my weight on the Moon.

02/20/09

-History needs to move on and stop living in the past.

-Use the Past to plan the Future. Say 'Yes' to Robotic Dinosaurs.

-My Mug Shot would’ve been better had I been given some Coffee.

-I hope they perfect cloning soon. I need some help Multitasking.


02/19/09

-Now that I’m older I play Hide and Seek with my Enemies.

-I'm not dense, many people live vicariously through me.

-Stop the Muggings. Avoid Caffeine.

-Just Say 'Know' to Knowledge.


02/18/09

-According to the Fossil Record, Dinosaurs Still Rock.

-According to Cannibals, I'm Quite a Catch.

-A pocket full of sunshine would cause severe burns.

-Can you spare me some change? I'm tired of the same old stuff.

-I talk to inanimate objects, isn't that right Shirt?

-Mimes set the Gold Standard for Silence.

-My contribution to Chemistry is altering O2 to CO2.

-Insides Gross Me Out.

-Run through the Sprinklers you don't need a lawn just a rainy day

-One day closer to becoming a Fossil.

-I'm an Outsider. I don't get Inside Jokes.


02/17/09

-Why Should I Pay Attention? It's So Much Cheaper Being Oblivious.

-Soymilk confuses Cows.

-I have numerous Degrees. They're all displayed in my Thermometer.

-Tragically, Dragonflies aren’t as exciting as they sound.

-I only get my point across whenever I have a sword.

-My money is too needy and helpless. I can’t save it all the time.

-I make Power walking as epic as it sounds.

-Change is coming; I just need more coins.

-With Lava, maybe you shouldn't just go with the flow.

-I fold Time and Space after I wash them on Delicate.

-Radioactive ooze didn’t give me ninja skills, just cancer.

-Scapegoats are the Sacrificial Lambs of the Animal Kingdom.

-Why should I pay attention when it's way cheaper being oblivious?


02/16/09

-My Evil Plan Is Just Misunderstood.

-Apparently, I’m not a Nudist.

-The Lumberjacks are coming. Run, Forrest, run.

-I don’t mean to steal your thunder, but I need a superpower too.

-I Job Hunt with a spear. What’s this about, a Resumé?

-Postcards: Making you wish you were someplace else.

-Glasses are for Vision, but a Monocle is for a Visonary.

-Monopoly taught me Life’s not all fun and games.

-(on back) I Now Outrank You in Follow the Leader.

-I need some direction in life, so I bought some maps.

-Go Away Opportunity. I Only Open the Door for Girl Scout Cookies.


02/15/09

-Yeah you're a Vampire, so what. Bite me.

-Crazy like a Cliché.

-Let's become Pirates. All in favor, say Arrr.

-Wishes work well when bribed with pennies.

-Think for yourself. Resist group hugs.

-Don’t ever put Electricty in charge. The results are shocking.

-World Peace is nice, but I really just want a Piece of the World.

-I’m sick of Hypochondria.

-Sleep: It's the stuff that dreams are made of.

-Eskimo kisses are for nosy people.


02/14/09

-Crazy like a Simile.

-Oxymorons will plunge the world into controlled chaos.

-Painters, Where Art Thou?

-Don’t be sneaky. Be stealthy, it’s the Ninja Way.

-I went to school for many years, so now I make Educated guesses.

-Tibetians don’t use China. They drink their tea in Mugs.


02/13/09

-You lose competitive nature! I am way better at indifference.

-I cut in line all the time when I run with scissors.

-I’m not a guarded person. I just have a small army around me.

-According to Fortune Cookies, Horoscopes are fake.

-Centripetal force: You spin me right round, baby right round.

-Ninjas are just shy.

-Time Travelers, fight for your right to party like it’s 1999.


02/12/09

-Test Takers' Philosophy: I think, therefore I cram.

-Speak Up! The Sky Can't Hear You.

-My state of mind is geographically located in Imagination.


02/11/09

-Hey Math, your days are numbered.

-My plans with Gravity always fall through.

-I am Bold; when it comes to my font choice.

-On second thought, my rate just double. That’ll be two pennies.

-Meteorites are the original rock stars.


02/10/09

-I’m not lost, just exploring.

-Am I making (UV ink- non)sense yet?

-I'm counting on my protest against Math to grow in numbers.

-Karma comes back around and it brings boomerangs with it.

-Working in cubicles goes against the Circle of Life.

-I’d like to throw a party, but my aim is terrible.

-Being in 3D gives me more depth.

-X marks the spot. That's where O can’t go.


02/09/09

-I've Got Some Junk In The Trunk. I Should Probably Recycle.

-Recycling enthusiasts got some junk in the trunk.

-Being cheap doesn’t really pay off.

-I use big words when I make small talk.

-Reincarnation is alive and well in video games.

-You say Pirate, I say Captain of Industry.

-Potatoes and Tomatoes would like a uniform pronunciation please.

-I shall pace in circles until I get a round of applause.

-Due to soccer, we are a goal oriented society.

-If variety is the spice of life, I’m underseasoned.

-I invented the moon and lying.

-Not only do I jump on the bandwagon, I rock out on it.


02/08/09

-What proof could possibly be in the pudding?

-I don’t feed pigeons, I chase them.

-Out of curiosity, how did the cat die?

-The Egyptians’ diet was entirely based on the food pyramid.

-Carnivorous plants are growing on Vegetarians.

-Yea, I’m kind of a big deal. I don’t go on sale often.

-Sugar highs are my downfall.

-I became a Magician to make Clowns disappear.

-I’m not a Pirate, just a Captain of Industry.

-In my line of work, it’s all about Anger Management.

-Mad Scientists should study the effects of positive thinking.

-I’m so over working under pressure.

-Being open to advice won’t get you the kind of tips you want.

-I’ve got this in the bag, now I just have to worry about that cat

-Working for the weekend won’t get you a stable form of currency.

-Sometimes going on Autopilot just doesn’t fly.

-The library always has an infestation of bookworms.

-I don’t know about job security, but Anger Management is needed.

-Video games gave me false impressions of problem solving.

-My evil plot would've worked if it wasn't for Editing.

-To a Cyclops, beauty really is in the eye of the beholder.

-Exercise always works out for the best.

-I’ll keep an eye out for Pirates and Cyclopses.

-A brain freeze is icecream for Zombies.

-Slackers Unite! Sometime later.

-Stunt doubles are all about multitasking.

-My computer does all my own stunts, it often crashes.


02/07/09

-Cannibals are always the silent ones. They bite their tongues.

- (on red shirt)Ready for Bullfighting.

-A cup of coffee fits me to a tea.


02/06/09

-This shirt is helping me become well read.

-Today, this shirt came out of the closet.( rainbow font)

-U are not really my cup of T.

-I don't really have the heart to explain Cardiology.


02/05/09

-Pirating: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyepatch.


02/04/09

-It's your move Inertia.


02/03/09

-Nomads often go house hunting.


02/02/09

-I'll just paint my way to getting a black belt in Martial Arts.

-What do you mean, drawing has nothing to do with Martial Arts?

-Most robots I encounter have nerves of steel.

-I just need a ball park figure to keep score in baseball.

-Detectives always have a hunch, it's mainly due to bad posture.


02/01/09

-Odds are I'm going to get Even.


01/31/09

-The details of an artist's life are sketchy at best.


01/30/09

-You don’t see escape artist eager to tie the knot, now do you?

-To Err Is Human. To Error, Computer.

-Blessings and Spies have the best disguises.

-Shhh, I’m disguised as a blessing.

-Books are angry that Pictures get credit for a thousand words.

-So why isn’t the Thesaurus extinct yet?

-The Fossil Record is far less musical than once thought.

-I’m not even remotely interested in watching TV right now.

-Odds are good I’m getting even with Math.

-Studies show the Fossil Record is all about Rock n' Roll.


01/29/09

-Westerns are the best movies on the map.

-I don’t mind thinking things through.

-I have to sit down to understand.

-Worst case scenario: I get stuck in a trunk.

-I consider Speed dating a contact sport.

-I’m down with heights.

-I'm counting on sheep to catch my zzz’s

-I’m game for sports.

-I apply myself, by filling out forms.

-I don't need glasses, my X-ray vision is XX/XX

-I consider Speed dating a contact sport.


01/28/09

-I draw the line at insulting artists.

-I sentence thee to a grammar lesson.

-For some reason, the country won't fit in my China cabinet.

-In Real Estate, no good deed goes unpunished.


01/27/09

-You've got to think outside the box so you won't to be a square.

-Thinking outside