Pay clothes attention!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Profundity is indistinguishable from truthisms. Which is this?
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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GROSS TITLE Informative Subtitle, By Funny Name; witty tagline!
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Nobody liked my vest
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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Broadcasting your personal opinions to the world is wrong.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Apocalypse WHEN?!?
of 39 votes, 33% like it
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It's ironic because this is a wrinkle resistant t-shirt.
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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Morbid humor makes us die of laughter.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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The United Nations is the most prestigious country club.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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CONFORM! (It will make me look cooler)
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I hate exaggerating more than anything.
of 43 votes, 30% like it
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I'm a scene indie hipster anarcho-nonconformist who hates labels.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Soon to be meme
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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This shirt adds nothing to my IQ.
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I come from a long line of successful reproducers.
of 37 votes, 38% like it
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"Dyslexia" is actually spelled "axilsyde".
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Trust me, I've done research (on an unrelated topic)
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Let's all rebel against the majority!
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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If another person asks me if I'm masochistic, I'll kill myself.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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When duty calls, I let it go to voicemail.
of 49 votes, 33% like it
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Blind people have infinite x-ray vision.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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<Malfunction>
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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I'm sane. (It's my other personalities that are crazy)
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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I traded my awesomeness for this shirt. Then I took it back.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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LOST: My Life (If not returned, I will have to get a new one)
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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Gibberish is useful, but often habbernappy.
of 52 votes, 31% like it
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Finding the right analogy is like...well, darn.
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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Psychology is Freudulent.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Can you speak up? I'm blind in my left nostril.
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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The only thing bigger than my ego is my junk.
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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Standing by your convictions is the right thing to do. Or not.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Fortune favors the rich
of 54 votes, 22% like it
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My candidate can beat up your candidate.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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You're an unoriginal insult
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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I can write in different voices
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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Hipster is as nobody else does.
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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Contraception: the lifeguard of the gene pool
of 57 votes, 39% like it
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Extra-Medium
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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"Nothing," said the mute.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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My girlfriend gets mad at me when I pretend she exists.
of 60 votes, 25% like it
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Limbo champions go straight to heaven
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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I'd kill for world peace.
of 55 votes, 36% like it
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Remakes of my childhood favorites make me feel old.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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Put this to music / And you have lyrics
of 80 votes, 23% like it
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Mediocrity: It's not all bad
of 46 votes, 24% like it
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If this was on my back, you wouldn't see it coming.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Earth: The First Frontier
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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I don't let dictionaries define my life.
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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Best Friends For Now
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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This shirt was about religion before censorship.
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Proof men listen: "That's what she said."
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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Vampires and Zombies: The Original Bloods and Crips
of 60 votes, 28% like it
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A thumb war champion must be unapposable.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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You're the only one who poops.
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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Growing up gets old.
of 54 votes, 48% like it
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Roleplaying builds character.
of 57 votes, 30% like it
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You are mistaken, I am not somebody else.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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Single-choice questions have: A) obvious answers
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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Give peace a chance. We tried the alternative.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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The recipe for pizza is money and a phone.
of 70 votes, 24% like it
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Self-respect: you've got to give it to get it
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Cannibals have friends with bad taste.
of 65 votes, 29% like it
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Toast is the last of its kind. It can never be bread again.
of 69 votes, 30% like it
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Other countries have music too
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Wholesale: It's a big deal
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Employment: It really works!
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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Speech bubbles take the words right out of my mouth.
of 54 votes, 35% like it
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If I had a thought every time I didn't, I would be confused.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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Meditation is self-centered.
of 68 votes, 25% like it
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Notebooks are full of sketchy figures/
of 76 votes, 25% like it
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Fight the good fight dirty
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Deities love prays
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Momentum: It's picking up speed
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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I'm not trying to trick you...sucker.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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I had a dirty mind but it got brainwashed.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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I sold my soul but it got repossessed.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Solitaire doesn't play well with others.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Artificial intelligence isn't a people person.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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A bicycle is a unicycle with a training wheel.
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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Safety scissors just don't cut it
of 35 votes, 40% like it
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Rhetorical question, anyone?
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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Don't pick on vests, they're unarmed
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Comedians are stand-up guys
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Riots: They're out of control
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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Mind control made me do it.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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If I was any less awesome, I'd still be awesome.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Chaos theory is surprisingly predictable.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Circles have no point.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Blame scapegoats. It's their fault.
of 41 votes, 41% like it
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If questions answered themselves, would this one?
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Clones are all the same.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Spellcheck never fials.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Hate is only a strong word because it works out a lot.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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It's not easy being difficult.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Between you and me, there's some distance in the way.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Flamethrowers don't like playing catch.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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This shirt got me kicked out of the nudist colony.
of 31 votes, 48% like it
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Clothes are the only thing that separates us from bears.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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I'm quite possibly the coolest dork you will ever meet.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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I'm just like you, except better in every way possible.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Things that Go Bump in the Day are called collisions.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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He who laughs last took the longest to get the joke.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Artists are sketchy.
of 27 votes, 44% like it
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Playing on words is all pun and claims until someone gets curt.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Omitting words from sentences is, isn't it?
of 32 votes, 41% like it
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I hope we can be awkward towards one another after I reject you.
of 29 votes, 38% like it
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The element of Surpise deserves to be on the Periodic Table.
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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Posture is for stiffs.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Inventing new words is amazerous!
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Dying is for quitters.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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My middle name changes to fit the situation at hand.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
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Turn that frown into a nonsense-spewing fountain of bad ideas.
of 27 votes, 41% like it
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Zombies: They're dead inside.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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I'm exercising the right to bare arms, I'm wearing a t-shirt.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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The good thing about humor is no one laughs at you when you fail.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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