Ah Gravity, Art Thou A Heartless B*!&#
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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define:fair ... Something which is fair
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Ha, Pluto is a dwarf planet!
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Zombies may eat brains, but you're safe! Trust Me!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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If a Bb is an A#, Is my B- an A+
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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"The average number of children per family is 2.4"
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Moo, Bahh, Quack.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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i f*#$@*& suck at creating slogans.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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I may be bitter, but you taste like butanoic acid.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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If you can dream it, you can do it
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Men = Delta - , Women = Delta +, Attraction is imminent.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Delta Negative, and You're Delta Positive. We're attractive
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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lets just blame the dinosaurs
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Hey I'm Peter Phile.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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PAPARAZZI
(Hang around with me and you wont want to live)
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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$&*&! Ah Gravity. Art Thou A Heartless B&^$@
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I steal your mail
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Memory IS RAM
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Are You Sarmt Eoughn to raed tihs?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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We're going to Europe! Huh, Where??
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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We're off to Paris, France! You mean Paris, Texas?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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We're going to England! You Mean New England?
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Me:\Brain\Thalamus\me.exe ...
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Me:\Brain\Thalamus\run\me.exe
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Ah Gravity, Art Thou a Heartless B&#@^
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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The sun is trying to kill me!
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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i: Get Rational. Pi: Get Real.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Four, Five, I mean FIRE!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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remember when girls had coodies? Those were the days
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Everyone hates ninjas, well thats what the pirates said.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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e=mc^2
many know it, few know how to use it
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Yes, I am Colourblind, and NO i dont see in black and white!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I kown you can sitll raed tihs, Cbrmidage tlod me.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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My number is 0179... No Wait! I will call you.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Doesn't Cam Seem So Pointless With Your Clothes On?
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Mi mum sais im spechal :)
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Go Out With Me Or I Will Tell My Mum. :(
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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My Mum says I'm a rebel.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Are You Still Talking? Your Boring Me!
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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A Man got Paid $200 To Write This
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I Stole This Lame Excuse for a T-Shirt
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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I Saw Your Mum on The Internet!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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"I love you" The Cliche of all Cliche's
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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ROTCOD BOOB
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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The Ratio of Death. 1:1
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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e=mc^2. Everyone says it. How many people can actually use it?
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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We're all Chimps, but some are more evolved than others.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Moo!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Your like flat pack furniture. Cheap and Annoying.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Eveytime You Look at This T-Shirt, A Kitten is Killed
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I'm Too Ugly for Radio.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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My Friend Circle is Huge. Its x2+y2=25
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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C8H10N4O
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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There are to many unknowns in the equation of life.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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My Phone Number is 0044 0... Nevermind i will phone you.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Hold on Tight. It's Gonna Be a Bumpy Ride
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a Friggin' Genius
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Ah Gravity. Art Thou a Heartless B****
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Prefection is a virtue
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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By Looking at me, your libido has increased.
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Help! This Shirt Has Faded!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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2 Cheeseburgers Please!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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The Shirt of Good Health.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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My Battery Died!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Dust > Windows Vista
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Science > Humanities
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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