|
element_101
aka Matt Vandeberg is a 19.52 year old boy, has been a member since March 31, 2008, has scored 649 submissions, giving an average score of 2.89, helping 17 designs get printed.
|
Blenders are dangerous.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
Mathematicians have lots of problems.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
|
Burying treasure is kind of counterproductive...
of 20 votes, 20% like it
|
|
Feather pillows? I'm down with that.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
Being in a pickle would actually be an issue...
of 21 votes, 43% like it
|
Gigantism is a growing problem.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
|
|
A metaphor is a comparison. A simile is like a metaphor.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
|
I want to join the optimist club, but I don't think I can get in.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
|
What if little people are normal and the rest of us are too big?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
|
|
If at first you don't succeed, change it to "Easy Mode"
of 18 votes, 39% like it
|
Error 404! This shirt cannot be found.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
|
Time heals all wounds. Except decapitation.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
|
|
My unicorn's in the shop, so today I'm riding my dragon.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
|
Ninjas don't get scurvy.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
|
This is Schrodinger's shirt. It didn't exist until you looked.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
|
See left or right side for my profile.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
Pie is 314% delicious.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
|
Who needs socks?
of 34 votes, 24% like it
|
|
No, this is my interested face.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
Nothing is the new something.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
|
Freak out with your geek out.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
|
|
I'll put you in my will if you give me that donut.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
|
Are you short bus slow or zombie slow?
of 31 votes, 26% like it
|
Pop culture references? What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
|
|
Sometimes I get words up my mixed.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
|
I'm pretty fast for a zombie.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
|
Hippies suck. [on tie dye shirt]
of 36 votes, 22% like it
|
|
Clichés are the greatest thing since sliced bread.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
|
This is my backup shirt.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
|
Move. You're blocking my sarcasm.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
|
|
I'm rubber and you're glue. I'm synthetic, you're made of horses.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
|
Don't tell me what not to tell you.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
|
Everybody has something to hide, except for me and my monkey.
of 40 votes, 20% like it
|
|
On the playground was where I spent most of my days...
of 34 votes, 21% like it
|
I actually have candy in my van.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
|
Meat me at the butcher shop.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
|
|
A guinea pig is just a fat hamster.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
|
I'm training my turtle to be a ninja.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
|
Pregnancy: The second most common cause of births in America.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
|
|
If everyone's unique, doesn't that defeat the purpose?
of 38 votes, 26% like it
|
Never touch my nachos.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
|
Crunchy leaves are fun to step on.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
|
|
Procrastinators of the world unite! Tomorrow!
of 43 votes, 21% like it
|
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm two people, and so am I.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
|
Go soylent green. Recycle humans too!
of 42 votes, 19% like it
|
|
Go green! Purple is less fashionable.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
|
Vote for president! Dictators are bad!
of 43 votes, 21% like it
|
Afros make good storage.
of 46 votes, 35% like it
|
|
I'd go on dates with girls but we wont fit on such a small fruit.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
|
If you think this shirt will make you laugh, you might be right.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
|
This shirt just wasted 12 seconds of your life.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
|
|
I <3 the free sample lady.
of 47 votes, 23% like it
|
Who needs pants with a shirt this cool?
of 53 votes, 25% like it
|
I'm gonna procrastinate... later.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
|
|
If at first you don't succeed, you fail
of 57 votes, 28% like it
|
Congratulations, you are the millionth idiot to stare at my shirt
of 58 votes, 31% like it
|
I make up 100% of the population of my mom's basement
of 57 votes, 25% like it
|
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
All your metals bonded with hydroxide are belong to us.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
|
Are there planets that are worried that we will invade them?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
Banana you glad I didn't say cherry?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Blind people give me a high five! Then tell me how you read this.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
Call the President!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
|
Don't monopolize on my boardwalk.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
|
|
Don't worry! Mindless propaganda is your friend!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
Fun slogans rhyme better in foreign languages.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
|
I don't believe in disbelief.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
|
|
I kan spel rite, yoo just kant reed.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
|
I see you checking out my junk.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
|
I'm going the whole nine yards. That makes 27 feet.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
|
|
I'm never gonna give up Rick Rolls.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
|
I'm so fly they call me Wilbur Wright.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
If a picture is worth 1,000 words, a movie is worth all of them.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
|
|
If I'm walking slowly, punch me. [on back of shirt]
of 31 votes, 26% like it
|
If this shirt is on fire, please put me out.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
|
In Canada, it's just called bacon...
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Just because I have ADD doesn't mean... hey, an ice cream truck!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
|
More stuff than fluff.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
No, I'm not being sarcastic at all...
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Our water supply is contaminated with Dihydrogen monoxide.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
|
Rick Moranis does my taxes.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
|
Santa Claus wears polarizing snow goggles.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
|
|
Take a RISK and invade my continent.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
|
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
|
This shirt is best read from less than 10 feet away.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
|
|
This shirt is best read from within 10 feet.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
Tip: Spell everything funeticly.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
|
Unplanned pregnancy is a nice way to say "you".
of 28 votes, 7% like it
|
|
Use nice words, you stupid idiot.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
|
Warning: Do not kill my parents. Due to time travel, I may vanish
of 20 votes, 25% like it
|
Why can't the princess pick a castle and stick with it?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
|
http://threadless.com/profile/708642/element_101
|
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
My designs
|
