Believes in a two-party system: PARTY ALL DAY and PARTY ALL NIGHT. Both a lover and a fighter. Six-tenths good intentions driven on by three-tenths impish malevolence roughly spackled over by one-tenth sheepish naivete. Does not turn the other cheek. Does not like to mince words unless it's necessary. Extremely violent, with humour as the weapon of choice. Bites to draw blood, but only if you're annoying. Completely intolerant of idiots, nationalists, and people who can't use their own goddamned language properly. Puts the "tank" in "cantankerous." Rabid xenophile.

Believes that revenge is a natural right, a duty rather than a sin; that anger is an emotion of glory; and that courtesy is owed, respect is earned, and love is given.