Don't be an antidisestablishmentarianist.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Don't ask me what I'm doing...
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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Unnlike u, eye can achuly speell.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I'm bored. Dance for me monkey!
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Mikey Mouse Makes Me Mad
of 46 votes, 9% like it
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I will do ANYTHING for money.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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My shirt hurts.
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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Professional Professional
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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The village called, they want their idiot back.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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Officially Creeped Out
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Who needs love when you have CHOCOLATE!
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I'm actually famous in Canada
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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OW! I scraped my knee when I fell in love with you
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Romantic Genius
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Vampire Queen
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I'm surrounded by zombies!
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Apparently it's not as funny as I thought it was
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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I had that dream about you again...
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Unprofessional Slacker
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Lucky for you I'm available
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Remember the alimony!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Punk Rock is dead
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Darn those teenagers and their sexual intercourse!
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I kiss you while you're sleeping
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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So...Why aren't we making out yet?
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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I am so tired of your crap
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not in the mood to sign autographs right now.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Meat me at the deli
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Don't talk to stranglers!
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I'm obviously better then you, so just give up
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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By reading this, you acknowledge my existence. Yay!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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By the time you finish reading this I'll already have your wallet
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I don't want any trouble...Unless you're that type of girl
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I'll avenge you Santa!
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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No, I'm not a Demoncrat
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Yeah, well...Your face!
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I am the answer to all your prayers.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I'm only happy when I'm naked.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I guess I don't see the humor in your everyday situations.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Got Oreos?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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I bought my invisible friend on Ebay.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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You're like a banana: Soft and squishy and you have appeal
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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Sorry, I'm allergic to commitment
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I'm starting to think...Well, at least I started...
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I no understando el spanish...o
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Don't tell me no, I'll just do it anyway.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Don't just stand there. Make me a SAMMICH!
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Don't look at me like that...Ya freak.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I TOLD you not to stick that magnet up your nose!
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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No, I don't want to hear about your day.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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That's your excuse for everything
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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You know the difference between you and me? Neither do I.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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You ever get that feeling that someone's reading your shirt?
of 45 votes, 49% like it
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What? I really did just get out of bed.
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not fat, I'm fluffy!
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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This is all just a big waste of time
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Your sister's hot
of 43 votes, 14% like it
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