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mgill52
aka Mortimer Matt is a 21.27 year old boy, has been a member since March 27, 2008, has scored 25001 submissions, giving an average score of 2.39.
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I got an "Eh" in Canadian History
of 44 votes, 61% like it
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Epileptics seize the day
of 40 votes, 45% like it
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Killing someone with kindness is still illegal.
of 63 votes, 71% like it
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S & M safe words should be easy to pronounce.
of 37 votes, 46% like it
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Political Science is like Science Fiction, but less interesting
of 52 votes, 56% like it
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i am a CAPITALIST
of 64 votes, 53% like it
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I am against protests, but I don't know how to show it.
of 80 votes, 69% like it
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You only live once unless you are an identity thief.
of 61 votes, 80% like it
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My flap of fat is just a natural fanny pack
of 51 votes, 53% like it
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The big bad wolf's huffing and puffing is likely due to asthma.
of 65 votes, 58% like it
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I wish Chevy Chase came on my vacations
of 77 votes, 56% like it
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Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory would not meet OSHA standards
of 78 votes, 65% like it
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Note to self: candied yams do not actually contain candy.
of 78 votes, 55% like it
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No matter how you say caramel, it will still give you cavities
of 76 votes, 71% like it
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I got an A on my Hepatitis test!
of 72 votes, 63% like it
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I travel back in time using Ctrl+Z
of 99 votes, 80% like it
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Horses always vote nay!
of 83 votes, 64% like it
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If you always put your best foot forward, you'll walk in circles.
of 112 votes, 81% like it
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I'm wearing recessive jeans
of 97 votes, 63% like it
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I heart Anatomy
of 95 votes, 61% like it
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Geometry makes me see the world from different angles
of 107 votes, 77% like it
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Accounting doesn't interest me.
of 93 votes, 51% like it
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Killing zombies is redundant.
of 107 votes, 73% like it
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Mitochondria are momma's boys
of 85 votes, 54% like it
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A cation is just a positively charged kitten
of 87 votes, 61% like it
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Chemistry is a Bohr.
of 105 votes, 75% like it
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Let's Give it Up for Lent!
of 106 votes, 64% like it
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If you're always sarcastic you're never wrong.
of 108 votes, 62% like it
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You should be a nonconformist, just like me
of 97 votes, 52% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I never called you back because I peed in your bed
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/706876/mgill52
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Chipmnk on Oct 11 '09 at 9:01pm
Matt, are fucking huge.
tracerbullet on Oct 11 '09 at 9:03pm
holy shit, i didn't realize how big matt is.
remind me not to fight him. like, not even pretend fight.
kevinwells on Oct 11 '09 at 9:05pm
heh, yeah, matt is a macho man!
Kim456 is very talented
Written by SuperRyan
Matt: You realize that is highly offensive, can get you fired, and could get us into legal troubles?
Coworker: Nah, dude... I'm gonna go get a Monster from the vending machine...
Jess4002 is Amazing
Krimson on Jun 05 '09 at 6:19pm
mgill52, I'm sure some day you will find a lovely lady with a t-shirt fetish who will do wonderful and sexually confusing things for you.
"mgill52 on Jun 17 '09 at 11:55pm
also, why is there screaming outside? It sounds like 20 people getting raped."
I really forget the context of that quote
pindian on Sep 24 '09 at 2:01pm
nice nipples mgill52.
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