Profile for mgill52 - THREADQUOTES

mgill52 aka Mortimer Matt is a 23.79 year old boy, has been a member since March 27, 2008, has scored 30,240 submissions, giving an average score of 2.49, helping 526 designs get printed.

URL: http://www.threadless.com/?streetteam=mgill52
AIM: matthew.allen.gill@gmail.com

Jun 07 '11 by mgill52
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ir0cko on Jun 07 '11 at 9:20pm

someone already started the new threadquotes!

rhythmdev9 on Jun 07 '11 at 9:20pm

ir0cko on Jun 07 '11 at 9:20pm
someone already started the new threadquotes!

rhythmdev9 on Jun 07 '11 at 9:21pm

see what i did there?

ir0cko on Jun 07 '11 at 9:21pm

oh i think you already know

mgill52 on Jun 07 '11 at 9:21pm

where is it??? I searched for it

tracerbullet on Jun 07 '11 at 9:22pm

WHAT THE FUCK, CHRIS?!

ir0cko on Jun 07 '11 at 9:24pm

i think avalanche lily started it, but changed her blog title

tracerbullet on Jun 07 '11 at 9:25pm

i don't like this new system of blogs being deleted when accounts are deleted :(

rhythmdev9 on Jun 07 '11 at 9:29pm

wait, chris deleted??

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 07 '11 at 9:30pm

People should just stop being dramatic and deleting their blogs.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jun 07 '11 at 9:30pm

By which I mean their accounts.

iPear on Jun 07 '11 at 9:36pm

what? FUCK, seriously? DO ... FUCK, FUCK YOU CHRIS. MY LEGACY IN SHAMBLES.

iPear on Jun 07 '11 at 9:37pm

I mean, uh, all the memories..of... you guys... being funny.

iPear on Jun 07 '11 at 9:37pm

BUT FUCK SERIOUSLY, NOW I HAVE TO ACTUALLY BE FUNNY IN BLOGS AND SHIT.

Chipmnk on Jun 07 '11 at 9:38pm

You should have kept photocopies.

Chipmnk on Jun 07 '11 at 9:39pm

Like taken your computer monitor to the library and photocopied the screen with the Xerox machine.

iPear on Jun 07 '11 at 9:42pm

recap all of my humor:

jacking off weird
not knowing how girls/sex works
being afraid of buttrape
dogs
anime
using the word bro
broken english
masturbating dogs
poop
gay words
pokemon
wrongfully quoting batman
stuff about white people

Chipmnk on Jun 07 '11 at 9:53pm

YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND MY DICK IS A RAKE.

Jake Friedman on Jun 07 '11 at 9:56pm

"This is a quote" -Jake Friedman

taz-pie on Jun 08 '11 at 7:42am

does anyone know why chris went poof?
so sad :(

Outlaw01 on Jun 08 '11 at 8:08am

yes

taz-pie on Jun 08 '11 at 8:09am

wait. why?
or are you just saying yes to the idea of this blog?

tracerbullet on Jun 08 '11 at 12:45pm

maybe we can beg the staff to undelete the blog if it's possible. pleeeeeeeeease?

mike bautista on Jun 08 '11 at 12:55pm

Wait. Chris went poof?

Uh oh.

I think I was coming on to him.

mike bautista on Jun 08 '11 at 12:55pm

jk but seriously wth

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SuperRyan on Jun 17 '11 at 3:22pm

iPear on Jun 17 '11 at 3:01pm
DO YOU NOT LIKE QUESTIONS ABOUT CEREAL OR SOMETHING?

iPear on Jun 17 '11 at 3:01pm
I ASKED YOU LIKE TWELVE QUESTIONS BRO.

iPear on Jun 17 '11 at 3:03pm
IF I ASK YOU WHAT KIND OF CEREAL YOU LIKE MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ANSWER THAT SHIT QUICK BEFORE I SMACK YOUR BACK SO HARD YOUR TITTIES FALL OFF.

iPear on Jun 17 '11 at 3:05pm
all I want to know is about cereal, and all I get is nothing.

randyotter3000 on Jun 17 '11 at 3:27pm

gotta love omair

DaddyDom on Jun 17 '11 at 3:27pm

wtf? threadquotes...nooooooo!!!

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d3d on Jun 20 '11 at 7:01pm

iPear on Jun 20 '11 at 6:49pm
if I worked at a store and a person asked me a question, i'd probably be like "this isn't lady footlocker, fuck along immediately"

Mya Jamila on Jun 20 '11 at 8:49pm

hehe. haha.

Mya Jamila on Jun 20 '11 at 8:50pm

I just sound demented.

mike bautista on Jun 20 '11 at 8:53pm

hoho.huhu.

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Chipmnk on Jun 23 '11 at 2:53pm

mike bautista on Jun 22 '11 at 9:49pm
You need to advertise this like how they did in the forties.

Someone buy this or I'll set your car on fire.

Chipmnk on Jun 23 '11 at 4:59pm

Torakamikaze on Jun 23 '11 at 4:57pm
i just put the box in the microwave

Chipmnk on Jun 23 '11 at 5:00pm

In reference to cooking some spagets.

Chipmnk on Jun 23 '11 at 11:46pm

mike bautista on Jun 23 '11 at 11:37pm
"KelsiFlightPrices" is really hard to say when you have asian accent.

mike bautista on Jun 25 '11 at 12:26pm

Chipmnk on Jun 25 '11 at 10:39am
Avalanche is when mountains say "no".

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mike bautista on Jul 04 '11 at 10:02pm

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jul 04 '11 at 9:57pm
My grandfather fought Nazis without a beard, elbows, knees, or teeth.

Chipmnk on Jul 04 '11 at 9:58pm
Was your grandfather a fish?

courtney pie on Jul 04 '11 at 10:05pm

why delete when you can ignore? it's what I do when I don't wanna date someone but might want sex with them some desperate drunk night in the future.

shakethesheets on Jul 04 '11 at 10:38pm

what the fuck? all of the best was in that blog.

shakethesheets on Jul 04 '11 at 10:39pm

threadless should bring it back. it wasn't chris's blog, it was the community's.

courtney pie on Jul 04 '11 at 10:51pm

shakethesheets on Jul 04 '11 at 10:39pm
threadless should bring it back. it wasn't chris's blog, it was the community's.

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Chipmnk on Jul 09 '11 at 6:05pm

aNonnymouse on Jul 09 '11 at 5:32pm
Thank you, Steve.

Chipmnk on Jul 09 '11 at 6:00pm
Steve says, "You're welcome."

aNonnymouse on Jul 09 '11 at 6:03pm
Probably would've helped if I got his name right. Sorry, Mike.

aNonnymouse on Jul 09 '11 at 6:15pm

^I knew it.

Chipmnk on Jul 09 '11 at 8:32pm

She knows it.

Steve The Great on Jul 09 '11 at 8:39pm

oh god she knows it!!!

*runs and hides*

shakethesheets on Jul 10 '11 at 11:13am

;-;

Chipmnk on Jul 10 '11 at 3:28pm

psherman42 on Jul 07 '11 at 11:36pm
so whats a SAWG?

iPear on Jul 07 '11 at 11:49pm
it's the intentional misspelling of the word Swag, because we make good jokes that normal people laugh at.

This is a good illustration of our friendships.

6 days later

Chipmnk on Jul 16 '11 at 8:14pm

jeffreyg on Jul 16 '11 at 8:13pm
welcome to the chinese buffet
population: marilyn monroe

SuperRyan on Jul 17 '11 at 9:35pm

Noh_Body on Jul 17 '11 at 9:24pm
taco is what i call that makes me go shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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