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colton.gardner
colton.gardner aka Colton is a boy, has been a member since March 26, 2008, has scored 68 submissions, giving an average score of 2.54.
I'm American - I do what I want.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
QCTM: Quietly chuckle to myself.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Derob: Bored backwards. Wow, I'm really bored.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Curiosity - The number one cat killer.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
So much to say, so little room to write it!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Lying is the game, Obama is the name.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
To be or not to be: That is... a sentence fragment.
of 12 votes, 58% like it
Okay, maybe I lied. But there really is a wolf this time!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
What I can teach you will change the world.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
I am not a slacker, I'm just a procrastinator.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Let's run in circles
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Chuck Norris calls ME for Chuck Norris jokes
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Shhhh...... NOW DANCE!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Just shut up and dance you fool!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Lets run away together
of 25 votes, 24% like it
Why are you running in circles?
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Money doesn't grow on trees, but it does on bushes!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
Bumper sticker: My child is a failing student at Jefferson High
of 25 votes, 12% like it
That is a face even a mother can't love.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
You are a freak.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Talking to me is an 'at your own risk' activity
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Reading this shirt is a 'use at your own risk' activity
of 25 votes, 16% like it
I may spit, but I'm no llama
of 23 votes, 9% like it
If America fails, so do the terrorists
of 24 votes, 21% like it
I'm about to fart so get in your bomb shelters!
of 30 votes, 7% like it
WW3 is coming - get in your bomb shelters
of 28 votes, 7% like it
Are you the ugly person everyone is talking about?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
Save the camels - Support global warming
of 28 votes, 11% like it
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Wealth
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Acid rain - the urine of the Gods
of 27 votes, 7% like it
Got milc?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
Survey says.... Threadless!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
Save the vampires - Boycott wooden stakes
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Stop, Ponder, Evaluate.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Professional llama racer
of 28 votes, 14% like it
In my spare time I practice insults
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Umbrellas - Man's shield from the rain.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
My goal is to get so many freckles I just look tan
of 26 votes, 23% like it
Pandas play hide and go seek in zebra herds
of 25 votes, 16% like it
A mind that wanders is a mind that squanders
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I make friends in my free time
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Dance like there's no tomorrow
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Beneath this shirt is my six pack
of 23 votes, 13% like it
If you see a shooting star, please wish that it won't hit us
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Me, a name, I call myself
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Girlfriends come and go, but you can keep this shirt forever
of 23 votes, 17% like it
You may have a girlfriend, but I have this shirt
of 29 votes, 21% like it
Stop and think before you are about to tell that joke.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
racecar is racecar backwards!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
middle finger ATTACK!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
You deserve a thumbs down.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Without this shirt, I'd be naked :)
of 33 votes, 30% like it
I'm your temptation
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Collaboration or Frustration
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Please Keep Your Seats in the Upright Position
of 33 votes, 15% like it
I wish life was like W.O.W. Maybe then I could win a fight.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Chuck Norris does NOT approve of George W. Bush
of 33 votes, 12% like it
I don't have underwear on
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Buddha is watching
of 33 votes, 15% like it
You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome?
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Ask me about my pet llamas
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Does shirt make me look like a moron?
of 34 votes, 21% like it
Maybe I don't know where Bolivia is, but I can do a somersault!
of 30 votes, 20% like it
I like vanilla more than chocolate, not to be racist...
of 30 votes, 23% like it
If there is no god, how does the next kleenex pop up?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
When your best is just not good enough, we call it failure.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Don't reach for the stars - they'll burn your hands.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
FAILURE - You can't spell it without U R A
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(front) You're a MORMON! (back) Wait, I mean MORON!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
(McDonalds theme song) I'm hatin' it!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
(STOP sign) Below sign it says "Hammer Time!"
of 32 votes, 9% like it
(Uncle Sam ad) I want YOU to pull my finger
of 28 votes, 11% like it
667 - The neighbor of the Beast
of 9 votes, 0% like it
Ask me about my fist
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Ask me about my fist in your face
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Awesome Blosom, extra awesome.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
Blame the cows for global warming
of 23 votes, 4% like it
Bob Vance. Vance Refrigeration.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
Buddha shanked yo mama
of 15 votes, 0% like it
Chuck Norris calls ME for advise
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Collaboration, with the Nation
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Communism is the game, Marxism is the name.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Cool beans? Cool beans.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
Dreams are like rainbows. You're an fool if you try to chase one.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
Encircle the witches!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Ever laughed so hard you farted?
of 7 votes, 0% like it
I am Chuck Norris approved.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
I give you a thumbs down
of 28 votes, 11% like it
I love inside jokes. I'd like to be a part of one some day.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
I may not be popular, but I can beat Halo in 20 minutes
of 24 votes, 4% like it
I may not be popular, but you don't have this shirt
of 23 votes, 4% like it
I'm Chuck Norris's twin
of 16 votes, 0% like it
I'm not dancing, I got ants in my pants!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
In my free time I make up insults
of 12 votes, 8% like it
In my high school class I graduated 2nd! Of 43...
of 28 votes, 7% like it
In my spare time I try to help save the pandas
of 7 votes, 0% like it
Nothing: What the rich need and the poor have.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
Pedro is a democrat. You want to vote for him now?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
Rainbows weren't meant to bend
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Roundhouse kick to the FACE!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
SnackPacks rule my world
of 28 votes, 7% like it
Starting a new political party, want to join?
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Stop and ponder on the great things of the world. Like me.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Stop touching those monkeys!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
Submit a picture of me to the Threadless Celeb Sightings
of 26 votes, 8% like it
the Gods love me
of 16 votes, 0% like it
The lips are moving but I cant make anything out of your giberish
of 21 votes, 5% like it
The Titanic sinking was a cover-up. Actually, they were abducted.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
This is like the Salem witch trials all over again.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
Vote BamBam 2012!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Want to loose 50 pounds in one day? Get a divorce.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
We will be victorious! We shall rise and conquer!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
We're getting diseases from monkeys!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
What would happen if Chuck Norris was president?
of 15 votes, 0% like it
Why are we running in circles?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Worship me like a God
of 16 votes, 0% like it
You deserve a thumbs up!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
You only have one chance at life, so you better not screw it up!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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