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MyPenis
MyPenis aka El Verga De La Vida is 69.41 years old, has been a member since March 24, 2008, has scored 1 submissions, giving an average score of 4.00, helping 0 designs get printed.
I would probably like sex IF:
I was having it right now.

shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Apr 08 '08 at 3:28pm
i didn't have to pay so much
trindli
trindli on Apr 08 '08 at 3:30pm
haha, way to change a blog title
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 08 '08 at 3:32pm
if i would stop vomiting?
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Apr 08 '08 at 3:32pm
if my weiner worked
MyPenis
MyPenis on Apr 08 '08 at 3:33pm
i was charging Al more
MyPenis
MyPenis on Apr 08 '08 at 3:33pm
vomit is the new poop, Case.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Apr 08 '08 at 3:34pm
"But Allllllll... I wanna have seeeeexxxxx!"



"No, Peg.



*flush*
MyPenis
MyPenis on Apr 08 '08 at 3:37pm
you= Al, you sonofabitch!!
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Apr 08 '08 at 3:38pm
in yo dreams!
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 08 '08 at 3:39pm
in HIS dreams
MyPenis
MyPenis on Apr 08 '08 at 3:41pm
she is so serious...so sad...*sniff*



Aaahhh shit, AZN's are running the machines!!!



RACIST!!!!
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Apr 08 '08 at 3:41pm
kayce, the universe called. it said to suck it.
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 08 '08 at 3:41pm
how could it call when i do not have a telephone?
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Apr 08 '08 at 3:43pm
it called to talk to ME, ya dumb stupid idiot! I was just relaying our awesome convo back to you.
MyPenis
MyPenis on Apr 08 '08 at 3:43pm
skype?
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Apr 08 '08 at 3:44pm
it skyped me
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Apr 08 '08 at 3:44pm
we hacked our iphones together
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 08 '08 at 3:44pm
the universe ... talking to YOU?



puhlease. you were probably just leaving more voicemails on its answering machine.



besides, the universe lost your phone number.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Apr 08 '08 at 3:45pm
uhh... the universe and I are better friends than ever before. we're planning a trip to Orlando for July. and we're so tight we're not even going to blog about it.
MyPenis
MyPenis on Apr 08 '08 at 3:45pm
Please take your lovers quarrel into my pants.
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 08 '08 at 3:45pm
full circle
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 08 '08 at 3:46pm
You and the universe can have fun staying in the hotel in orlando.
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 08 '08 at 3:46pm
brb , doms pants
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Apr 08 '08 at 3:47pm
lolz. dom, I'll skype you in 10 minutes! I just thought of the funniest thing.
MyPenis
MyPenis on Apr 08 '08 at 3:48pm
Would anyone in my pants like a decaf latte?
kayceislost
kayceislost on Apr 08 '08 at 3:54pm
you want coffee in your pants?





Who are you, Apache Chief?
MyPenis
MyPenis on Apr 08 '08 at 3:56pm
my nethers are asbestos lined.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 08 '08 at 4:16pm
Sex right now is overrated.



But sex in a few minutes....THAT'S the money shot.
MyPenis
MyPenis on Apr 08 '08 at 4:23pm
I just want to cuddle.
bafocomics
bafocomics on Apr 08 '08 at 4:31pm
you found jesus, that was suppose to calm you down bro!

euaheauhea



lol
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