Profile for nezbit - I just gotta say�Bananaphone is hilarious

nezbit aka (I'm not tell n') is 100.24 years old, has been a member since March 24, 2008, has scored 450 submissions, giving an average score of 1.81, helping 15 designs get printed.

Mar 27 '08 by nezbit
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I just gotta say�Bananaphone is hilarious

Yesterday in class (advanced illustration class) the class ended early and someone
opened up threadless to show people Bananaphones submissions.

We went to his profile and read every single submission, from the oldest to newest �� And people were falling off their chairs laughing.

http://www.threadless.com/profile/93851/bananaphone

It was a great day.

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ISABOA on Mar 27 '08 at 5:42pm

bananaphone spreads happiness wherever he goes -

slicedbread8 on Mar 27 '08 at 5:42pm

yip!

bananaphone on Mar 27 '08 at 5:42pm

Thanks mate, clearly I probably don't have the illustration skills to fit into your class however. Maybe it could have been used as a "what not to do" visual lesson.

slicedbread8 on Mar 27 '08 at 5:44pm

Humor trumps illustration skills! any day!

People can learn to draw correctly- but you can't learn

to be funny.

tobasco on Mar 27 '08 at 5:44pm

That link donna work.

mezo on Mar 27 '08 at 5:46pm

You gotta know the rules before you can break them.

I think BP knows the rules.

tobasco on Mar 27 '08 at 5:47pm

Well he break em that's for sure.

nezbit on Mar 27 '08 at 5:47pm

If the link doesn't work.

http://www.threadless.com/profile/93851/bananaphone

nezbit on Mar 27 '08 at 5:48pm

Someone sabatoged my link!

bananaphone on Mar 27 '08 at 5:53pm

you could just click my name yknow. =P

Spookybeth on Mar 27 '08 at 5:54pm

Bananphone is a total dick.

d3d on Mar 27 '08 at 5:56pm

matt? never heard of him

olie! on Mar 27 '08 at 5:57pm

are you gonna sub that amputation design, bananaphone? That one is made of WIN.

bananaphone on Mar 27 '08 at 6:00pm

sneak peek = http://www.threadless.com/submission/156717/Praise_The_Lord

bananaphone on Mar 27 '08 at 6:00pm

damn I'm used to flickr auto linking.

Phraise the Lord!

ISABOA on Mar 27 '08 at 6:01pm

oh man - she has lust in her eyes!

bananaphone on Mar 27 '08 at 6:01pm

I don't think that design could win at threadless olie, first off people would bitch about the blood, and second it has people and my people subs never do well.

lemursquid on Mar 27 '08 at 6:03pm

bananaphone being a dick is what makes him funny.

He takes the piss out of all the people on the site who are

looking for cute/pretty designs.

olie! on Mar 27 '08 at 6:03pm

but. . . but. . . but. . .

AMPUTATION!

I think you should.

But oh well Praise the Lord is also close to equally made of WIN

bananaphone on Mar 27 '08 at 6:04pm

praise the lord DEFINITELY won't win =P

lemursquid on Mar 27 '08 at 6:05pm

Its funny in the very first Bananaphone subs how the people

get all pissed off - at the lack of anatomical refinement of the people.

ISABOA on Mar 27 '08 at 6:05pm

does she look like the baroness to anyone else?

bananaphone on Mar 27 '08 at 6:06pm

They were my attempts at drawing the shittest illustrations ever. I somewhat succeeded and failed at the same time.

olie! on Mar 27 '08 at 6:06pm

no I know I meant inside my mind.

againstbound on Mar 27 '08 at 6:07pm

a few days ago i was looking at some of your designs and i just gotta say i love your drummer worm and retort one (though theres lots i hadnt checked out yet), and me and my sister are patiently awaiting for a sofa wrath reprint

and yes, i can be a kissass

nezbit on Mar 27 '08 at 6:13pm

I like

http://www.threadless.com/submission/72268/Corn_chips_hurt_coming_out/showmore,designs

The comments are what cracks me up:

I might be the man because I think this sucks

megruth

megruth on Apr 10 '06

so is it a he-she or something

The threadless audience hates it so much they are angy

the final score is a .55!

I think it even beats piss cat.

bananaphone on Mar 27 '08 at 6:15pm

Well I originally had matt giraffe submit those early subs as a character that people reacted to quite amusingly.

Piss cat is pretty hard to beat but I think corn chips hurt coming out is close.

jasper7777 on Mar 27 '08 at 6:33pm

Bananaphone

I hope your praise the lord submission

does better than my french penis kitty

submission titled Ceci n'est pas un chatton.

People hated it.

http://www.threadless.com/submission/155741/Ceci_n_est_pas_un_chatton/showmore,designs

jasper7777 on Mar 27 '08 at 6:34pm

They told me it insulted their intelligence.

nezbit on Mar 27 '08 at 6:48pm

"Ceci n'est pas un chatton."

This is not a cat, because its a penis! ha ha.

nezbit on Mar 27 '08 at 6:50pm

Bananaphone

I just went to your site- to merchandise-

to see if I could get my very own "lets make art"

t-shirt, to merchandise, and the link

didn't work. I want a Let's Make Art tshirt.

bananaphone on Mar 27 '08 at 9:08pm

yeah i dont know whats happened with shirt stain, either way i have the license back to produce it as i sold it to them for just a year. One day i may have it printed again.

d3d on Mar 27 '08 at 9:55pm

wait a minute. Ron Kelman (an anagram of Rank Melon or Renal Monk) is 96 years old. this is totally a fake account created by bananaphone to praise bananaphone. Rank Melon, think about it.

nezbit on Mar 28 '08 at 2:21am

it's not a fake account- I just don't want people to know who I am.

And since my real name is Rank Melon, a name I've had to live

with my entire life- I wanted to use my anagram.

d3d on Mar 28 '08 at 2:24am

that's just the kind of thing bananaphone would say. or draw a bird saying it.

nezbit on Mar 28 '08 at 2:30am

I'm going to submit something in about two weeks-- and you'll know I'm not Bananaphone because it's not funny.

d3d on Mar 28 '08 at 2:32am

he's smart enough not to sub his regular style under a fake account.

nezbit on Mar 28 '08 at 2:33am

I'm also a girl who wants to be a man.

nezbit on Mar 28 '08 at 2:34am

I'm not Bananaphone! stop it!

nezbit on Mar 28 '08 at 2:36am

I may be Rank Melon and a girl! But I'm not Bananaphone.

d3d on Mar 28 '08 at 2:38am

matt is also a Nark Lemon. just a little more evidence there.

Spookybeth on Mar 28 '08 at 2:39am

Leon, stop being mean!

d3d on Mar 28 '08 at 2:44am

i've never been mean in my life.

d3d on Mar 28 '08 at 2:50am

i think that's been a long enough delay to prove i'm right.

nezbit on Mar 28 '08 at 2:59am

One of my favorite nasty comments that someone wrote to bananaphone was....

"i could piss in the snow and come up with something better. you draw like you are in 3th grade. it sucks. all your shirts do."

nezbit on Mar 28 '08 at 3:00am

I think bananaphone and spookybeth are the same person.

I see similaraties in their styles.

d3d on Mar 28 '08 at 3:03am

3th grade. nice.

d3d on Mar 28 '08 at 3:03am

you can see a fair bit of bananphone in spookybeth if you know where to look.

radiostaticstar on Mar 28 '08 at 3:07am

lol

bananaphone on Mar 28 '08 at 3:16am

haha you dodgy bastard.

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