Average fish, normal pond
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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When a psychologist has a problem does he talk to himself? Crazy.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Feeling good about ME!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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You really put the cauc in caucus
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You're the bad seed, I'm the good egg.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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It's not my fault I'm bossy; I'm a mom..
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I would rather be poor than have debt
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I can pee standing up!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Welcome to America, We don't recycle.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Welcome to America, Land of spending money we don't have!!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Feeling good about me.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Bacon is a vegetable
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I'm wearing sassy pants
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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If I had a nickel for everytime someone read this shirt.....
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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High heels do not equal a low I.Q.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I sold your bike on Craigslist.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Tis better to have loved and lost than to be married with 6 kids.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Bacon - the other heart stopper
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Of course they're small
They're real...
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Would you need a silencer if you were going to shoot a mime?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Being a mime means never having to say sorry.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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Always a wingman, never THE man...
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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